What's The Worst Injury Youve Ever Had?

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Broke my wrist climbing the bleachers back in high school when they were closed

Probably broke my ankle in 2008 playing ball various other ankle sprains

Fucked up my right middle finger that knucle big as fuck some other hand shit cant make a tight fist cant remember how I fucked up my index
 
Age 6: came home from my first taekwondo class. Older sis is in the front yard with her friend. I decide, like the little shit I am to start showing the kick moves I learned on her leg. After kicking her 3-4 times she catches my leg mid swing flips me backwards and I land on a tree stump/root and crack my collarbone and dislocate my shoulder.

Age 7: at summer day camp. Were all playing tag on the playscape. I'm holding up at the top of the twirl slide waiting for that motherfucker to come all the way up so I can cut. Lil white girl behind me ends up pushing me off the top of the fucking slide. Left arm broken, and a concussion which caused me problems (random blackouts) till 15-16. Yes both arms in less than a calendar year. Parents sued the daycare. I know there was a settlement but I have no clue for how much.

Age 11: pretty much cut off my right index finger except the bone trying to open a can of tuna or ham or some shit. Shit was just hanging to the side. Moms was so pissed cause she told me not to open it she just took some paper towel, wet it, put a gang of salt on it and just put my finger upright and wrapped that shit. A lil nigga almost passed out. Dad was in Guyana, brother was in jail, moms dont drive so my sister has to drive me to the hospital. First hospital we get to talking bout they only do serious emergencies after 9pm. Pretty sure my sis spit in that niggas face, next hospital we get to on the west end was ratchet as fuck. Ppl getting stabbed, shot and shit. I didn't get stitched up till 5am. Finger was good tho.

Age 17: Hyper extended knee. Bane of my existence. Ruined everything.
 
Broken Collar bone from football. Broken fingers from football. Pretty sure i broke my ass bone snowboarding.

Worst was dislocating my shoulder. I got surgery and everything and the shit still dislocates. Hurts like a bitch sometimes.
 
Most I had was ankle sprains and a thigh bruises lawd those are the worst . I know for a fact I had a couple concussions though playing football
 
4 stitches in my forehead from football

Three broken fingers from basketball, and I had to get lasereye surgery after a nigga poked me in my shit going for a loose ball

My vvision is a Lil fuzzy in my right eye now
 
uh i broke my foot and tore my quad playing soccer

my cousin hit me in the head with a machete once that was fun

i don't get sick or injured really tho
 
Tore my ACL on a basketball court in front of a bunch of chics.

Tried to get up and walk it off, but fell right back down.

Got escorted off the court by 2 chics.
 
1st & 2nd deg tear after childbirth. Labored for 36 hrs, pushed lil bit out in 30 mins. He kinda flew outta there, lol

1st deg doesnt require stitches but they're superficial & burn like hell when its time to pee. They healed in like 2 wks, can't even tell they were there

2nd deg went from the birth canal up to just right of my clitoris. Required 12 stitches. It didnt burn but it hurt for 6 weeks & I didnt take any opiates for pain relief because I breastfed. Only tylenol. Didnt heal completely until 8 weeks postpartum. I would cry when I had to get up to get my baby because the pressure from raising up was unbearable. And my clit waa the size of a thumb for 4 weeks, hurt so bad!

Surprisingly enough it healed well & I can barely see where the scar was. Everything works just fine. Vaginal tissue is unbelievably forgiving to trauma.

 
Mangled my knee in a football scrimmage game when some under classman grabbed my foot and another player tackled me the way my leg doesnt bend, never got it checked out but it still hurts from time to time... My use of ankle weights didnt help either

Broke my right foot playing basketball, took me two weeks of a non-improving limp to realize it was actually broken

Always had back problems since bout 4th grade, got worse during my football years wearing all those pads n shit
 
32DaysOfInfiniti;6898013 said:
Mangled my knee in a football scrimmage game when some under classman grabbed my foot and another player tackled me the way my leg doesnt bend, never got it checked out but it still hurts from time to time... My use of ankle weights didnt help either

Broke my right foot playing basketball, took me two weeks of a non-improving limp to realize it was actually broken

Always had back problems since bout 4th grade, got worse during my football years wearing all those pads n shit

You afraid of the doctor or just didnt have insurance?

 
Was fuckin a bish reeeeaaaal hard. accidentally pulled out too far and then rammed my cock into her pubic bone. Shit it hurt so bad, thought my dick was gonna fall off.
 
THOT PILGRIM;6898009 said:
1st & 2nd deg tear after childbirth. Labored for 36 hrs, pushed lil bit out in 30 mins. He kinda flew outta there, lol

1st deg doesnt require stitches but they're superficial & burn like hell when its time to pee. They healed in like 2 wks, can't even tell they were there

2nd deg went from the birth canal up to just right of my clitoris. Required 12 stitches. It didnt burn but it hurt for 6 weeks & I didnt take any opiates for pain relief because I breastfed. Only tylenol. Didnt heal completely until 8 weeks postpartum. I would cry when I had to get up to get my baby because the pressure from raising up was unbearable. And my clit waa the size of a thumb for 4 weeks, hurt so bad!

Surprisingly enough it healed well & I can barely see where the scar was. Everything works just fine. Vaginal tissue is unbelievably forgiving to trauma.

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3 herniated disk in my lower back.. I feel lucky tho cuz I see other dudes with the same type shit walking around alot more fucked up than me.. My dad had to retire @ 39 becuz of the same shit.. My brother call me weather back cuz I can feel when the weather changing.. Lol
 

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