What's The Most Cringeworthiest Thing You've Ever Done?

[Beta]

When I was at work a few years ago there was like 10 ppl outside, I step out and I took a step off the curve and sprained my ankle from like a 8 inch drop lmao

I screamed in front of everybody and had to limp back inside and everybody was like wtf

This shit has me dying, niggas are wondering what's wrong with me lmao.

This was when I was driving for a living and I sprained my driving foot lol

Had to come to work the next day wearing flip flops and shit and when I had to put my foot on the pedal I was dying on the inside

 

[englishdude]

Few months back was going fishing, cycled to my spot so had my bag/rods on my back.

Was high as fuck cycling to destination, kid I knew shouted me from across the street, I look over and start to shout out/ wave.

As I do so a plant pot hanging from a lamp post catches my rod bag throwing me off balance and making me bail... Instead of stopping to talk I just dusted myself off an rode off haha could see him crying across the road.

 

[englishdude]

Another time cycling back from work in the rain, brake pads were worn to the rim, traffic suddenly stops, I don’t have time to stop and plant into the back of a small transit van.

Start cussing out the driver like it’s his fault, he’s just hanging out the window asking if I’m all good, about 5 other cars just staring at me gob smacked I just replied “yea I’m fine watch out next time” and ride off.

That shit was embarrassing as fuck haha.

 

[AZTG]

Im still dying at catching butterflies. Funniest story in here by far.

 

[Max.]

I was driving n the light suddenly turned red n i had break fast quick

Shit was hela loud n the tires made smoke from burning rubber lmaoo i lookd like a jackass

 

[Lou Cypher]

Fell off my longboard when there was hella traffic next to me last month :#

Lmfaooo. Me and my friend were riding our bikes and we were at a crosswalk. Signal goes off so we start crossing. Friend tries to do a wheelie but went too high. Tire comes down and hits the ground hard and it makes his handlebars jerk towards him and they hit him in the balls.

I hear "OW FUCK!!!!!!!!" I turn around from across the street and this fucker is layimg on the ground holding his balls groaning in the middle of the crosswalk. I'm on the side walk laughing hysterically. Tears in my eyes. Cars get the green light and they're all honking and yelling at him to get out of the road and he yells back "FUCK YOURSELF I HIT MY BALLS!!! FUCK!!!!!!" after about 2 mins once the light hit red he finally gets up slowly and does the slowest walk possible to the sidewalk. I was fucking dying

 

[nex gin]

I had to have been in middle school. All I remember was it was back when chicks were rocking biking shorts heavy.

Me and this other kid I knew ( more of an associate than friend ) were sitting outside just shooting the shit. I look down the block and see this woman walking towards us. She had on the tight biking shorts ass poking......tight top titties popping....high heels.....looking like a hip hop groupie. In my head I said to myself "can you drive stick" and she said....

.......but actually what I said out loud was "damn....she out here strolling looking like a prostitute".

The kid I'm talking too immediately goes off like "man....that's my momma man..."...

I'm like ...

........"my bad I ain't even know man"

 

[texas409]

Was in high school and my dad gave me a hand me down car. And as I'm driving the muffler fell off SMH shit was caught under the car and had to drive it to a store about 4 blocks over and have someone help me get it out.

I was about 3 or 4 and I remember this vividly cause even as a kid I was embarrassed as shit. We were in a store and for some reason that day I was feeling myself. Well moms yells out "Hey Mike" to this man I think is my uncle Mike and I take off running towards this dude and hug his legs real hard thinking its my favorite uncle and it's some random nigga she knew in high school. My mama was like lil nigga that's what you get for being too friendly. At a young age I had the gas face and felt that ether

 

[farris2k1]

Got clowned to oblivion for rocking these in grade 12. Thought I was gonna kill em when I bought it too.

This nigga was rockin homer simpson shoes lol

 

[englishdude]

Got clowned to oblivion for rocking these in grade 12. Thought I was gonna kill em when I bought it too.

This nigga was rockin homer simpson shoes lol

Was gunna say it looks like he purchased inline skates but couldn’t afford the wheels.

But then I thought he probably got enough shit already, wearing those.

 

[BobOblah]

Fell off my longboard when there was hella traffic next to me last month :#

Comes with the territory bruh. I’ve been skateboarding pretty much my whole life, it’s like walking to me. But if you skate around the city all the time like I do you just gotta accept that every once in a while you’re gonna hit a pebble and go down in front of a bunch of people. Just get up and skate away without looking back lol.

Actually that reminded me one time I tried to play it too cool like that after falling off and tried to skate away immediately like nothing happened but then a girl who was behind me started hollering at me because I dropped my phone while falling.

So instead of quickly escaping the situation I had to turn around and walk back to get my phone from this girl and thank her smh

 

[So ILL]

Got clowned to oblivion for rocking these in grade 12. Thought I was gonna kill em when I bought it too.

This nigga was rockin homer simpson shoes lol

I was scrolling like, "what Homer gotta do with this?" Lol

Lmaooooo.

 

[semi-auto-mato]

had beef with a dude that didnt live far from me as a teen. walking home i seen dude outside. me feeling like He-man I ran up on dude. a few words were exchanged and we began to fight. i got dude on the ground and proceeded to get my MMA on. a couple seconds later his whole block came outside and proceeded to beat my ass something crazy. it's a good thing youtube wasn't poppin because i assure u that i would have been a overnight sensation. some way some how i found an opening it's my word that on that day at that time I was the fastest man alive. i'm positive i would have beat usain bolt by at least 20 meters.

it happened about 30 years ago and i still don't know wtf i was thinking. smh

 

[Lincoln]

Once when I was in college, I went to pick up my friend so we could head to class. On my way there, a dude I kinda knew from high school passed me and gave me a strange look. I had no idea why. Kept it moving and got to my friend's house a minute or so away. Looked in my rearview and discovered my trunk was wide open. I was driving around with my trunk open for no reason.

This happened twice.

 

[Beta]

I was at work in Charlotte and someone wanted to use the bathroom so as I walk to the bathroom with the key I had to unlock the door to either the men's or woman's bathroom...

They was already standing there, the problem was I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman....

So I guessed since I was like it's 50/50...me being me I guessed the men's bathroom and opened it up and was wrong lmao

I had to make some bullshit up like "whoa long day...ha ha..."

I let her in and closed the door like

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Shit man bumped into my old bottom chick/side chick and her husband at Lupe Fiasco concert yesterday.....the way homie was looking all salty all night....I think she told him stories bout me

 

[englishdude]

When I'm at my office like any real nigga when I need to take a shit I go into the handicap stall. They're bigger and less chance of crackas being nasty bastards pissing all over the seats and shit. Anyway I go in there to take my morning dump and read emails on my phone. I hear the door open up and I hear someone coming in. Then I hear "oh for fuck sake it never fucking fails" at this time I'm finishing my business and about to open the door and go wash my hands.

I open the door its a little midget type of handicap dudes with the little legs and regual upper body. He give me the evil eye and say "you know there's a stall right there designated for you" I'm like what?? He goes in about that's real fucking inconsiderate of you. He said he almost pissed on himself waiting on me.

The whole time I'm washing my hands saying uhhh huh cool. The more I ignored his rant the madder he got. His face was red as shit and I just hit him with aight bro and walked out.

Shoulda picked him up by the scruff of his neck and hung him up on the corner of the door and left.

On the way out the door hit him with the “next time pick on someone your own size”

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

I left my house once pretending like I had somewhere to go because I wanted my company to leave.

Got caught coming back to my house 5 minutes later because she was still sitting in the car in front of my place having a conversation on her cellphone.

 

[playmaker88]

When I was at work a few years ago there was like 10 ppl outside, I step out and I took a step off the curb and sprained my ankle from like a 8 inch drop lmao

I screamed in front of everybody and had to limp back inside and everybody was like wtf

real fuckin tears...

 

[Trollio]

I left my house once pretending like I had somewhere to go because I wanted my company to leave.

Got caught coming back to my house 5 minutes later because she was still sitting in the car in front of my place having a conversation on her cellphone.

You aint shit