What's The Most Cringeworthiest Thing You've Ever Done?

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

I left my house once pretending like I had somewhere to go because I wanted my company to leave.

Got caught coming back to my house 5 minutes later because she was still sitting in the car in front of my place having a conversation on her cellphone.

You aint shit

So after I get out the car and walk up to my house, I got a glimpse of her car. I could have just died. I start walking to mailbox like I needed to check the mail. My face was red and hot.

 

[playmaker88]

please tell the african chick story again @obnoxiouslyfresh that was the funniest fuckin story ever.. that shtit needs to be a short movie lol

 

[atribecalledgabi]

Fell off my longboard when there was hella traffic next to me last month :#

Comes with the territory bruh. I’ve been skateboarding pretty much my whole life, it’s like walking to me. But if you skate around the city all the time like I do you just gotta accept that every once in a while you’re gonna hit a pebble and go down in front of a bunch of people. Just get up and skate away without looking back lol.

Actually that reminded me one time I tried to play it too cool like that after falling off and tried to skate away immediately like nothing happened but then a girl who was behind me started hollering at me because I dropped my phone while falling.

So instead of quickly escaping the situation I had to turn around and walk back to get my phone from this girl and thank her smh

Lmaooooo at least it was just 1 person that time.

They were doing construction on my street and school had let out bout 30 mins prior (I live across the street from a Christian hs and down the street from a regular hs and there's an elementary school down the street in the other direction)...so with the school traffic on top of the regular traffic + hella kids walking home....what felt like the whole fuckin town saw me bust my ass lol. And I didn't just fall, I fuckin barrel rolled like 4x. Shit was terrible. All I could do was pick my board up and walk away sad lol

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

please tell the african chick story again @obnoxiouslyfresh that was the funniest fuckin story ever.. that shtit needs to be a short movie lol

Don't make me do it

 

[playmaker88]

for the culture Ob

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

Dude I do so much cringeworthy shit. I was awkward black girl before there was ever an Issa Rae. I have been pissed off at a nigga, call his phone and leave a voicemail cursing him out, realize midway through that I wanted to add an additional thought, try to erase and re-record then call back, and end up sending both voicemails, one sounding like a rough draft and the second saying the exact same shit with more spunk.

In college, i was dead set on writing the pilot for the black version of Curb Your Enthusiasm. My life is that awkward.

 

[KingFreeman]

When I'm at my office like any real nigga when I need to take a shit I go into the handicap stall. They're bigger and less chance of crackas being nasty bastards pissing all over the seats and shit. Anyway I go in there to take my morning dump and read emails on my phone. I hear the door open up and I hear someone coming in. Then I hear "oh for fuck sake it never fucking fails" at this time I'm finishing my business and about to open the door and go wash my hands.



I open the door its a little midget type of handicap dudes with the little legs and regual upper body. He give me the evil eye and say "you know there's a stall right there designated for you" I'm like what?? He goes in about that's real fucking inconsiderate of you. He said he almost pissed on himself waiting on me.

The whole time I'm washing my hands saying uhhh huh cool. The more I ignored his rant the madder he got. His face was red as shit and I just hit him with aight bro and walked out.

Lmaoooooo the visual.

 

[AZTG]

Shit man bumped into my old bottom chick/side chick and her husband at Lupe Fiasco concert yesterday.....the way homie was looking all salty all night....I think she told him stories bout me

Stories of you catching butterflies?

 

[bkkbully]

Not the most cringeworthy by far, but as a kid my first concert I ever went to was Kriss Kross and my older cousins had me dressed head to toe in with everything backwards. Had to be in like 1st grade. Halfway through the show I have to piss real bad, but my cousins weren't paying attention because they were busy macking. I finally got one of their attention, he saw the look on my face and we ran to the bathroom. We got there and I could barely hold it, but I'm having trouble with taking my pants off. my clothes were backwards and my cousin was not finna help me at all. I couldn't hold it in for a millisecond later and I pissed all over myself. In a bathroom. With backwards clothes on. Kriss Kross playing in the background. My cousin was in tears from laughter. I took my L's early in life

 

[So ILL]

I left my house once pretending like I had somewhere to go because I wanted my company to leave.

Got caught coming back to my house 5 minutes later because she was still sitting in the car in front of my place having a conversation on her cellphone.

You know she was in the car like

 

[MistyKnight]

Once in Honduras when I was a kid I woke up from a nap and was feeling drowsy and I missed my dad so I walked down the street to this bar that he was usually at and when I got inside I sat on this man's lap (who I thought was my father) and said "papa, I'm still tired" and he laughed and said "oh no I'm not your papa" and everyone in the bar laughed at me, including my dad.

 

[MistyKnight]

My mom forced my sisters and I to go to this mega church for jehovas witnesses to celebrate the birth of Jesus and it was a big ass church with a thousand people in it.

Basically, I noticed that whenever we were instructed to turn the pages of the Bible, the loud crunchy sound of the pages turning at the same time made me laugh and was hilarious to me, so before they turned their pages again, I told my sister to listen to when they turn them again and when they did she noticed it too and we started HOLLERING laughing to tears LOL

And they were talking about Jesus's death at the time so it was the worst possible moment.

My mom was so embarrassed by us, but we couldn't stop laughing. We continued to laugh everytime they turned them crunchy pages lol

 

[SimplyKrys]

At my current job I had to clean dried up poop off the toilet. I wanted to vomit while doing that.

 

[808HiLife808]

I left my house once pretending like I had somewhere to go because I wanted my company to leave.

Got caught coming back to my house 5 minutes later because she was still sitting in the car in front of my place having a conversation on her cellphone.

You aint shit

So after I get out the car and walk up to my house, I got a glimpse of her car. I could have just died. I start walking to mailbox like I needed to check the mail. My face was red and hot.

"I left my __________(wallet)"

 

[Beta]

Yo y'all ever got in somebody else car that you thought was yours? Lol

 

[SimplyKrys]

Yo y'all ever got in somebody else car that you thought was yours? Lol

Hell no! lol

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Ever had a homeless lady you don't even know cuss you out for no reason from across the street?

 

[Beta]

Yo y'all ever got in somebody else car that you thought was yours? Lol

Hell no! lol

Get a car first

kidding!

 

[So ILL]

My mom forced my sisters and I to go to this mega church for jehovas witnesses to celebrate the birth of Jesus and it was a big ass church with a thousand people in it.

Basically, I noticed that whenever we were instructed to turn the pages of the Bible, the loud crunchy sound of the pages turning at the same time made me laugh and was hilarious to me, so before they turned their pages again, I told my sister to listen to when they turn them again and when they did she noticed it too and we started HOLLERING laughing to tears LOL

And they were talking about Jesus's death at the time so it was the worst possible moment.

My mom was so embarrassed by us, but we couldn't stop laughing. We continued to laugh everytime they turned them crunchy pages lol

This is some shit I'd do, I've gotten weak at some of the dumbest shit before lol. You really gotta find shit to laugh at when you're stuck sometimes lmao.