Stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say

[RiGGA]

notice the "God believers are stupid!" posts compared to the posts criticizing non-believers (hint: there are none)

atheists lost

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

That somebody who doesn't want children is being "selfish"...

I don't get that shit either.

 

[Emerald City Rolla]

I went to school with someone who thought that Steven Colbert was real. Not a satire, but a real Glenn Beck type tv personality who just happened to be funny. My whole conversation explaining otherwise was perhaps the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

 

[Sun God]

During the presidential elections, my little sister and most of her friends had recently turned 18 so I asked them if they voted on the day of the elections. One of my sisters friends said I voted a month ago for Obama on BET.com this bitch is dumb as a brick.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

During the presidential elections, my little sister and most of her friends had recently turned 18 so I asked them if they voted on the day of the elections. One of my sisters friends said I voted a month ago for Obama on BET.com this bitch is dumb as a brick.

LMAO. *DEAD* She shouldn't be allowed to produce children.

 

[Sun God]

LMAO. *DEAD* She shouldn't be allowed to produce children.

She just had a baby she dumb as fuck but pretty as hell with a very phat ass lol

 

[SoutCity]

"live for girl for me and I promise I will never cheat on you" This from a bitch that been sucking me off while she was in a relationship.

 

[Little JJ]

Sex is overrated.

Virginity is underrated.

 

[nuyorkwutalk]

this chic i used to work with was definitely bout a 8.5-9, but she was dumb as all hell. so we all from NY rite and we was at work talking about Alaska for whatever reason, she come outta nowhere like that don't u gotta drive South to get to Alaska. My face was priceless +__+

 

[atribecalledgabi]

During the presidential elections, my little sister and most of her friends had recently turned 18 so I asked them if they voted on the day of the elections. One of my sisters friends said I voted a month ago for Obama on BET.com this bitch is dumb as a brick.

lmaooooooo.

that's like one of my neighbors. gotta be in her mid-late 40's/early 50's. the polling place was up the street from my house so i walked but decided to check the mail first. i saw her at the mailbox & i told her i was goin to vote (midterm elections last year) & she said she sent hers in via absentee ballot but she's gonna vote in person later so her vote would count twice. smh

 

[Beware]

these 2 things immediately come to mind...

- (looking at a lowrider on tv)"wow look how high he gets that car all on his own..." now this muthafucka thought that the driver got the car to jump like that with his legs rather than with hydraulics.

this next one is more extremely ignorant than funny.

- "whatsup with this voting crap, why cant these politicians decide on their own..." millions of soldiers over the course of history rolled over that very instant.

 

[Sh0t]

Some chick asked me once:

Did Lord of the Rings happen before or after the Crusades?

 

[BabyBugatti]

*Most stupid.

 

[m. inferno]

my lil bro was doing push ups and crucnhes saying that he's tryna workout and raise his vigilante skills

HUH?

 

[pu$ha-d]

Anything some one says to suggest that the Illuminati exist.