What are the weirdest things you've ever done?

[Rozetta5tone]

At the height of my stoner days I made a sensory deprivation chamber.

Me and a Bitch I was dealing with for a while would spit in each other's mouth from time to time.

I would go downtown and chill with the homeless. No real reason why.

When I was a teen I would only let white broads suck me up. I thought it was demeaning to let a black bitch slob me up. Times have changed.

I peel the label off everything.

I crashed my car on purpose. No real reason other than being inspired by fight club.

Man I could really go on and on. I'm slightly retarded so most of the shit and the reasoning behind it is definitely abstract

 

[Beta]

Peed in the sink

Does peeing out the window top this?

I did this every night for like a year

No grass was growing outside my window

 

[b'mer...]

@Rozetta5tone please speak upon more of these may i say, rather bizarre but grossly intriguing but rather random and spontaneous episodes or events of actions that have allowed me to read your post as a personal adventure of a must anticipated sci fi book release...you, my friend are the i.c MVP! #CONTINUE

 

[luke1733]

-Stare at an inanimate object to see if I can see something different in it. Like the letter A on a keyboard or the ceiling or a shoestring.

-Count the number of stairs I walk up

-used to try and see if I could think about someone ( a girl I liked) hard enough and make them like me.

-drive with no where to go

-go to a bar during the day and drink alone and start up conversation

-won't put up a tv in my bedroom

-try hard not to give attention to people whose egos want attention

 

[KamPushMe]

Probably gonna spammed but wiping my ass and smelling the paper. Oh and smelling my ball sweat.

 

[Max.]

One time my friend stole a couple grams of crack from his dad and we went and sold it to these 2 kids 14 miles out of town. Not all at once, but back and forth back and forth all day. As soon as we would get home they would call again. We sold them the last bit and was hoping to get some extasy later that night and they hit us up one last time but we couldnt get crack. Using my good brain, i just picked up a pebble out of the parking lot, wrapped it in tin foil like we did the crack rocks and told them to come pick it up. Handed them the tin foiled rock, they handed me money, then we went our separate ways.

Didnt hear from them much after that.

 

[Rozetta5tone]

Got arrested one time for walking in the middle of the street and while I was in the back of cop car I decided to be Hannibal lector and give the arresting officer a psyche eval. I spoke calm and professional while being antagonistic and condescending. I brought up his personal life, his decision to be a cop, his inability to feel real emotions. He was quiet the entire ride to the station while I went on and on. As he was pulling me out of the car, he punched me in the stomach and walked me into processing. I intentionally threw up before they took my mugshot.

The first time I bought pussy I wasn't sure of the protocol. Talked for an hour. Ended up being the most expensive conversation I've ever had.

I answer the door for jehovas witnesses, invite them in, allow them to speak and ask questions then I kindly ask them if they would like to know more about the luciferian church. Now they skip my house on Saturdays.

When I talk to women I try to count how many times they glance down. Sometimes I see how many times I can adjust my package before they say something.

When I'm around white ppl I act like they're black and I'm white. Nervous and what not. Especially when I'm drunk. They often get offended that I would think they would rob me or beat me up.

When I'm at work, I get others to do my job by playing dumb or incapable. I'm the guy that always needs help. I don't need help though. I just don't like them.

I take something from every house I walk into. Idk why but it's a trophy to me. I don't take anything they'll notice immediately but they don't eventually know it's gone. I have a decent collection of precious items.

I can't eat hot (heat) food. It's gross. All of my food has to be room temp. No more, no less.

I start deducting the tip amount whenever I go out to eat or go to a bar. Not because I'm cheap but I believe in paying for quality. Mfs work themselves out of getting a nice tip from me.

 

[AZTG]

I sleep with my hand on my dick

 

[Beta]

Alright man I'm out

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Smashed my ex raw in DC at 9 am, smashed my girl raw in Atlanta at around 7pm...

Low key God been on my side forever

 

[Preach2Teach]

Peed in the sink

Does peeing out the window top this?

I did this every night for like a year

No grass was growing outside my window

So you shit in the back yard and piss out of the window, tell me when did this phobia of the toilet begin?

 

[Beta]

Peed in the sink

Does peeing out the window top this?

I did this every night for like a year

No grass was growing outside my window

So you shit in the back yard and piss out of the window, tell me when did this phobia of the toilet begin?

Backyard was me already being outside but I think my parents had company over. Window was laziness at 1am in the morning

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Ate out a period pussy

Can't flag a moderators post.

 

[texas409]

Probably gonna spammed but wiping my ass and smelling the paper. Oh and smelling my ball sweat.

nigga you need help

 

[Kat]

I fist fought with my grandmother multiple times. I actually just did this recently. She be fucking me up sometimes. For a 73 year old, she actually got some power.

Lmao!

 

[Splackavelli]

I got too many weird moments and most of my 20's was pretty much fear and loathing in las vegas. I got a mild one. one night in 2001 I did acid with some friends it was a green sheet. I was laughing all night. we was walking the streets for a few miles and I wouldn't stop. it wasn't normal laughter it was maniacal like the joker. I couldn't help it every thing was funny. then my Puerto rican friend had enough and pulled a small blade on me.

friend" cut it out stop laughing"

me:" ha ha ha ho woo ha ah wooo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

friend:"man that's it!" *swings blade*"

what made it even crazier was that I was dodging all his swings while still laughing. the other two guys were just looking on commenting and tripping off it. it was crazy. all I remember from the rest of the night I went home and watched martin at about 2 something a.m.

 

[Qiv_Owan]

-Stare at an inanimate object to see if I can see something different in it. Like the letter A on a keyboard or the ceiling or a shoestring.

-Count the number of stairs I walk up

-used to try and see if I could think about someone ( a girl I liked) hard enough and make them like me.

-drive with no where to go

-go to a bar during the day and drink alone and start up conversation

-won't put up a tv in my bedroom

-try hard not to give attention to people whose egos want attention

Minus the bar i do all these damn near regularly

 

[givezero904]

Y'all niggas got me in tears lol..... I got one I can remember off top.

When I was in middle school we was to scared to really smoke so we used to smoke notebook paper

 

[T. Sanford]

Y'all niggas got me in tears lol..... I got one I can remember off top.

When I was in middle school we was to scared to really smoke so we used to smoke notebook paper

I remember I seen someone do that when I was young. I started crying laughing. Make it so bad that was smoking it like it was a cigar

 

[givezero904]

Y'all niggas got me in tears lol..... I got one I can remember off top.

When I was in middle school we was to scared to really smoke so we used to smoke notebook paper

I remember I seen someone do that when I was young. I started crying laughing. Make it so bad that was smoking it like it was a cigar

My cousin was like that lol... Shit I was hitting that shit like smokey in the back of hectors car. Shit use to leave ur lips burnt numb and the after taste of ash in ur throat smh...