Recaptimus_Prime360
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all same chick...
"can you give me some money to pay for my cell bill?"...a day or 2 after we 1st had sex.
"can you give me 150 dollars to pay my water bill?"...this hefa water actually got turned off
"can you give me 230 dollars to pay for my son's school uniform?"
just recently, after not speaking to this hefa for about 2wks, she sent me a text outta the blue...
"you think you can give me couple of dollars for a bus ticket. if you could drop that off for me that would be nice"....ok this hefa actually thought i was gonna do this.
all this b/c she figured since she was giving up the puss, that i should give up some money. never got one cent. smh. sex was good tho.
"can you give me some money to pay for my cell bill?"...a day or 2 after we 1st had sex.
"can you give me 150 dollars to pay my water bill?"...this hefa water actually got turned off
"can you give me 230 dollars to pay for my son's school uniform?"
just recently, after not speaking to this hefa for about 2wks, she sent me a text outta the blue...
"you think you can give me couple of dollars for a bus ticket. if you could drop that off for me that would be nice"....ok this hefa actually thought i was gonna do this.
all this b/c she figured since she was giving up the puss, that i should give up some money. never got one cent. smh. sex was good tho.
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mrcolbert031
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darkone360;3089523 said:
after the water bill bullshit her # wouldve popped as just #s or DO NOT ANSWER CRAB ASS HOE in my phone the nerve of these skeeztastic hoes in 2k11
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CeLLaR-DooR
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Some rich hoe I met didn't kno' that hot water could run out...I said to her 'Ahh man...no more hot water...gotta use the kettle to have a lil wash"...she goes "did you try turnin' on the hot tap"...SMH
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Here is one from my JEWISH African-American history class in college.
"those afrocentric blacks think that the white man stole everything from them, all their ideas and art and such"
ME: well, yeah. they did. its true. you can see it in the art of classical greece which was plagiarized from egypt and made their own and...
Her: blah blah blah blah
Me: (zone out) (whatever. gimmie my "A" you old kike bitch)
"those afrocentric blacks think that the white man stole everything from them, all their ideas and art and such"
ME: well, yeah. they did. its true. you can see it in the art of classical greece which was plagiarized from egypt and made their own and...
Her: blah blah blah blah
Me: (zone out) (whatever. gimmie my "A" you old kike bitch)
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Frank blanco
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one time i told my friend that we going to a party because it was these twins birthday he asked which one
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DarkRaiden
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My teacher once said Blacks shouldn't get reparations. I said they should since they were half the economy as slaves and she said that wasn't a big deal because they were ONLY half. Like half of something don't mean shit.
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RiCKY ROZAY
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there is a god
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numbaz...80's baby;3091368 said:
yup. oddly enough, I cant think of a good one from this site or just in my life at the moment though
i remember a thread like this was made years ago. And one thing that I can faintly remember someone posting was when he was trying to teach his girl to drive or something and she actually thought that when you signal left or right, the car would automatically turn in that direction. the way that dude put it was more funny though. he still might be on this site...
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MAKAVELI25
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I hear a lot of stupid shit during my daily routines. If I didn't use sarcasm as a crutch, I would have to knock some of these mother fuckers out
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BelovedAfeni
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"precious is a good movie"
always gets the snake eyes from me
always gets the snake eyes from me
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BelovedAfeni
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"america is the greatest coutry in the world"
compared to what, fool.
compared to what, fool.
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