So I figured out chicks with kids aren't the worst.

[BiblicalAtheist]

Who was the poster who said a dog jumped on a bed and started sniffing his butt hole when he was pounding a bitch on top?

No one knows who it was?

It was you, you dork.

No it wasn't

I wouldn't make such a rash accusation.

Well this accusation is rash as fuck

Oh this

You knew all along you just wanting to see if anyone remembered. Well no one did, until I found it.

 

[Bcotton5]

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Who was the poster who said a dog jumped on a bed and started sniffing his butt hole when he was pounding a bitch on top?

No one knows who it was?

It was you, you dork.

No it wasn't

I wouldn't make such a rash accusation.

Well this accusation is rash as fuck

Oh this

You knew all along you just wanting to see if anyone remembered. Well no one did, until I found it.

No ma'am. I was doing doggystyle. That other poster was missionary on top. There's another culprit.

 

[TonyDubbz]

After being a dog person all my life, my wife got a cat a few years ago. And all things considered

Cats >>> Dogs

The only advantage dogs have is deterring people breaking in your house.

And sniffing out bombs. And flushing and retrieving shot game animals. And actual love. And finding people lost in avalanches and in the woods. And helping the blind see. I can keep going if you'd like.

People dont know how to train/discipline dogs thats why they settle for boring, stupid ass cats.

You can train dogs to do many things, what can you train a cat to do?

You can't train dogs to shut the fuck up and stop being so damn annoying. Cats are that way naturally.

Nah bruh, I can start counting to 3 and my dog will stop whatever she doin once I hit 2.

if you can get them familiar with certain gestures & words then they learn what they mean just like kids.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

After being a dog person all my life, my wife got a cat a few years ago. And all things considered

Cats >>> Dogs

The only advantage dogs have is deterring people breaking in your house.

And sniffing out bombs. And flushing and retrieving shot game animals. And actual love. And finding people lost in avalanches and in the woods. And helping the blind see. I can keep going if you'd like.

People dont know how to train/discipline dogs thats why they settle for boring, stupid ass cats.

You can train dogs to do many things, what can you train a cat to do?

You can't train dogs to shut the fuck up and stop being so damn annoying. Cats are that way naturally.

Nah bruh, I can start counting to 3 and my dog will stop whatever she doin once I hit 2.

if you can get them familiar with certain gestures & words then they learn what they mean just like kids.

I used to have a Rottweiler. Didn't have to train him. Did what he wanted. He was chill most of the time. Also house trained. Lazy bastard.

 

[Splackavelli]

White bitches who love there dogs are pretty bad..

So I'm in the bed with this white bitch and she has a dog in the bed and we are fuckin around and we started you know fuckin and the dog was still in the bed and the dog was trying to lick my balls and I had to quit fuckin her after that..

gay dog

 

[atribecalledgabi]

I do understand why people have dogs, I have three little ankle biting annoying bastards so I get to treasure hunt 3 times a day! Every time I do it I start talking to the dogs like "yup, this is the best part of owning you assholes, looking for your poop every day...., hey don't eat it that you nasty ass dog!! gimme that shit!, no Gucci don't eat it that ahh fuck she snatch it an ran...gross" One of them gets bitchy and all the sudden the wiener dog and jack russel are trying to kill each other. Or the jack russel and the pikapom, or the pikapom and the wiener dog. But they each got their own personality, the way they ask to go out, and you can talk to them and they understand.... cats, they may care or they may not, depends what kind cat ya got.

Lmao I got a jack russell and while he's the cutest thing ever, he ain't worth 2 pennies rubbed together. If you don't have a toy or food in your hand he ain't fuckin with you lol.

 

[aneed123]

Growing up in the country I ain't have to deal with this shit. Dogs were kept outside in the yard and they had their own dog house.... nowadays everyone all bougie and cultured and shit lol house dogs and dogs in the car and in the bed man hell no.

 

[Copper]

South Georgia dogs stay outside....not lounging on the lazy boy

 

[rickmogul]

@Robert7328 ....I cosign 2 da fullest. Just too comfortable. Had a manager that had a dope party. Copious food, liquor and Champagne. We all went to the living room drinking and chopping. I sat @ an angle to the kitchen. Big ass white cat jumped on the island and slowly, slowly strolled/ prowled through ALL the appetizers and other shit. His crib, I ain't say shit but peep game. Glad I ate already. Macked A dope Syrian chick. Bitch had dam near topless bed photos with her little dogs. Dog hair all on her clothes the next morning. Nasty women.

 

[radio_santana]

If a cat pisses or shits out in the open they're pretty much telling you that they run shit so you're lucky lol. Also them rubbing up on people is a way of leaving their scent so other cats know you belong to them. And if a cat ever kills an animal and brings it back its their way of saying "You ain't eating right. Here nigga eat this". Cats are funny as fuck[/quote]

Sounds like a woman

 

[VulcanRaven]

Growing up in the country I ain't have to deal with this shit. Dogs were kept outside in the yard and they had their own dog house.... nowadays everyone all bougie and cultured and shit lol house dogs and dogs in the car and in the bed man hell no.

Yeah keep their stanking asses outside where they belong