Scumbag Thread 2.0

[dalyricalbandit]

So I been dealing with this broad for past few months. I really dig her. She's financially independent, sexy to me, has goals, pussy bomb. I could see myself settling down with her one day. The only thing is she doesn't put it in the mouth. Said she just doesn't like it.

Now on the flip side I got a little side piece that loves nothing more than to give me head. She comes over smokes a blunt with me sucks me off and dips out no questions asked and doesn't want anything more than that. Am I in the wrong for this? Is this some scumbag shit?

I think there was a thread about this in GNS recently. That's tough, I was once in a similar situation like that only I didn't like the girl that much so it was easy for me to cut the bitch off, not on some scumbag shit but just kinda slowly stopped fuckin wit her. Ol girl ain't willin to try? I mean does she know that you fuckin wit her hard body like that but one important issue is missing? Maybe she feels she can't do it right or something, where some teaching would come in. Prolly need to talk this out pleighboy.

Sidenote I met this chic one time, bitch told me she would teach her friends how to give bomb head :joy: I fuckin died, then she cut me off a few weeks later before I could find out :s :s

Damnnnn straight shut the master scumbagger down

 

[AZTG]

So I been dealing with this broad for past few months. I really dig her. She's financially independent, sexy to me, has goals, pussy bomb. I could see myself settling down with her one day. The only thing is she doesn't put it in the mouth. Said she just doesn't like it.

Now on the flip side I got a little side piece that loves nothing more than to give me head. She comes over smokes a blunt with me sucks me off and dips out no questions asked and doesn't want anything more than that. Am I in the wrong for this? Is this some scumbag shit?

Nah thats fair.

Chick one likes you but wont make an effort to learn to like to suck dick to please you? Dont get too caught up on her playa.

Its all about the effort to me. Fuck a perfect girl, let me find a girl thats legit willing to put the effort and im putting a rinf on her finger no question asked.

 

[Purr]

Three thots and a baby

So i meet this thick white girl at a gas station. She one of them ghetto loud wannabe types that usually irk the fuck out me. But like i said she thick and the ass looking right. So we exchange numbers and tell her ima hit her up later. Bout 9 that night she call me and wants to chill. Im like ok cool u coming 2 me? She like she can't she babysitting her homegirl baby cause they going out tonight. I'm like im not coming over if it ain't worth my time. She convinced me it would be and that the baby sleeps through the night. So i get over there and some big ass bitch answers the door. I come inside and her and another girl sitting on the couch and the baby off to the side in a swing.

So these hoes start interrogating me and shit while they drinking and getting ready for the club. The fat bitch the most aggressive and she start asking bout my dick size. Somewhere during that discussion these hoes decide they wanna have a dick sucking contest...I'm thinking they bout 2 get a dildo or something but the big one like do u mind. I'm like nah do u. She tell me to get up and sit in the lazy boy and pull my pants down. I look at the chick i came for and she smiling like its all good. So they take turns they spitting and slurping my dick. All of a sudden the baby rise like the fucking Undertaker...

shit scares the fuck outta me and i bust in big girl mouth. I try to shake her off but she shakes her head and keeps sucking mumbling no. At this point both girls sucking and the third girl behind me rubbing my chest. Now this shit feeling good and may seem like a win but between the baby wailing and screaming and the slurping and sucking sounds of these hoes going in it was definitely a L.

I'm in the chair feeling like a real scumbag. Staring at my reflection in the mirror like

Didn't read

 

[silverfoxx]

Three thots and a baby

So i meet this thick white girl at a gas station. She one of them ghetto loud wannabe types that usually irk the fuck out me. But like i said she thick and the ass looking right. So we exchange numbers and tell her ima hit her up later. Bout 9 that night she call me and wants to chill. Im like ok cool u coming 2 me? She like she can't she babysitting her homegirl baby cause they going out tonight. I'm like im not coming over if it ain't worth my time. She convinced me it would be and that the baby sleeps through the night. So i get over there and some big ass bitch answers the door. I come inside and her and another girl sitting on the couch and the baby off to the side in a swing.

So these hoes start interrogating me and shit while they drinking and getting ready for the club. The fat bitch the most aggressive and she start asking bout my dick size. Somewhere during that discussion these hoes decide they wanna have a dick sucking contest...I'm thinking they bout 2 get a dildo or something but the big one like do u mind. I'm like nah do u. She tell me to get up and sit in the lazy boy and pull my pants down. I look at the chick i came for and she smiling like its all good. So they take turns they spitting and slurping my dick. All of a sudden the baby rise like the fucking Undertaker...

shit scares the fuck outta me and i bust in big girl mouth. I try to shake her off but she shakes her head and keeps sucking mumbling no. At this point both girls sucking and the third girl behind me rubbing my chest. Now this shit feeling good and may seem like a win but between the baby wailing and screaming and the slurping and sucking sounds of these hoes going in it was definitely a L.

I'm in the chair feeling like a real scumbag. Staring at my reflection in the mirror like

Didn't read

Welcome back.

 

[Thereal_ba]

This ugly black girl to .me if a bitch aint yellow no god

Where's her other arm though?

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Should just rename the thread The L 2.0

 

[blakfyahking]

Three thots and a baby

So i meet this thick white girl at a gas station. She one of them ghetto loud wannabe types that usually irk the fuck out me. But like i said she thick and the ass looking right. So we exchange numbers and tell her ima hit her up later. Bout 9 that night she call me and wants to chill. Im like ok cool u coming 2 me? She like she can't she babysitting her homegirl baby cause they going out tonight. I'm like im not coming over if it ain't worth my time. She convinced me it would be and that the baby sleeps through the night. So i get over there and some big ass bitch answers the door. I come inside and her and another girl sitting on the couch and the baby off to the side in a swing.

So these hoes start interrogating me and shit while they drinking and getting ready for the club. The fat bitch the most aggressive and she start asking bout my dick size. Somewhere during that discussion these hoes decide they wanna have a dick sucking contest...I'm thinking they bout 2 get a dildo or something but the big one like do u mind. I'm like nah do u. She tell me to get up and sit in the lazy boy and pull my pants down. I look at the chick i came for and she smiling like its all good. So they take turns they spitting and slurping my dick. All of a sudden the baby rise like the fucking Undertaker...

shit scares the fuck outta me and i bust in big girl mouth. I try to shake her off but she shakes her head and keeps sucking mumbling no. At this point both girls sucking and the third girl behind me rubbing my chest. Now this shit feeling good and may seem like a win but between the baby wailing and screaming and the slurping and sucking sounds of these hoes going in it was definitely a L.

I'm in the chair feeling like a real scumbag. Staring at my reflection in the mirror like

haha @ this nigga being able to look a baby in the eye

and still managing to shoot one off like a savage :joy:

 

[geechee slim]

So we back?

 

[geechee slim]

welcome back yall. I've been holding on to this one too. So there was a rap battle I went to many many many months ago. And there was a girl there, a real dark skin short girl who I didn't know. I asked her where the bathroom was and she was very excited to show me where it was.

fast forward a year later, I got a new girlfriend. She wants to come with me to the new rap battle and I say okay. We in there, and I see the girl from the previous rap battle. Anyway, then now that's the main headliners, truth Watson and Barbarian Diggie from South Carolina. Me and My Girl come up to the front. Don't you know that same girl from the previous battle comes over to my side, grabbed me by the wrist and licks my hand over her head, says oh excuse me, and let's my hands fall down to her thigh. I'm right next to my girl when all of this s*** happens. Now that other girl tried to play it off like she was just trying to get out front to see the battle. My girl was not having that s***.

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!

so my girl made me promise that I didn't have nothing to do with that girl, which technically I never did. I get a message on Facebook from one of the girls who was at that last rap battle. She might have been a promoter, or what, but my girlfriend said her a long-ass message.

 

[AP21]

tf?? lol

 

[blackgod813]

That was a hen pecked story

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Man I thought Geechie gonna drop another fire azzz story.

 

[AZTG]

So, in the scumbag thread, dude tells a story of going to a battle with his girl, and theres another girl, but son dont hit the other chick? Respectable but wheres the scumbaggary?

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

So, in the scumbag thread, dude tells a story of going to a battle with his girl, and theres another girl, but son dont hit the other chick? Respectable but wheres the scumbaggary?

Maybe this is how version 2.0 works. You tell stories where you could have scumbagged but instead you took the high road

 

[AP21]

why geech got all those pintrest notifications tho

tf? lol

 

[geechee slim]

oh, so y'all want that heat? Okay. I was trying out driving for Uber and I was at this gas station a couple nights ago. Oh and before I forget to mention, I love my girlfriend.

...Anyway, I'm at the gas station and I see this cute little red bone with glasses. I say, "aww look at you with your little Amy Winehouse bandana. You look like Minney Mouse. Are you a blood?" I keep throwing out funny compliments until I get some type of response and she was cheesing. I know it was corny but it worked.

I pull out my phone and she says is that a Galaxy Note 3? I say no, it's a Note 4, and now we're comparing phones. I say "show me the last picture you took in your phone." Hesitant, she showed me. I quickly hit the back button and scroll straight down to look at her other pictures. I say, "you know three out of every five cute women have provocative pictures in their phone right?" And lo and behold, shorty has some bathroom bubble bath pics that were off tha fuckin chaaaaaiiiiin.

"Damn you got a nice ass little body... I'll fuck the shit outcho lil ass." She laughs reaching to get her phone back. A customer comes in the store, so I say hey let me get your number so I can ride out.

I get to the car and forget to pay for gas and blunts. I spent so much time cake baking that I forgot to buy shit. So I come back in, tell her what I need, then I told her to meet me outside and hit this blunt with me when she gets a minute.

so shorty comes to the car and first we hit a blunt I let her play some tunes in the auxiliary. We're talking about tattoos and nipple and piercings, and anything to make her look more like a emo sex slave. She confesses to coming up from a broken home, and from a life of depression, and that she currently has a lesbian roommate that she occasionally hooks up with for the past 5 years. Shorty's trying to convince me that she doesn't like dick. I tell her again,

"you cute as f***. Man let me see them lil titties in real life. what's your belly button look like? Is it an innie or an outtie?" She pulls up and shows me her belly button and says "I don't have the piercing is that bad?" I start kissing stomach, rubbin leg, and workin my way up. As soon as I said, "what that titty look like?" I lied to you NOT, my girl calls the phone right then. Huge picture ID that says "wifey."

I look at the phone, then I look back at the gas station chick trying to get back in motion. She put her hand on my forehead like a basketball and pushed me back in a you-shall-not-pass motion.

so now the gas station chick opens up her door like she's ready to walk out, but I grabbed her by the arm and softly said sit back down baby.

I talked to my girlfriend in the headset for like 1 minute and say "baby I'm on a uber trip I got to call you back." she said okay baby, I love you. I laugh and said "love love love love love" but it sounded like "lalalalala," because I didn't want red bone n dipping on me. I STILL wanted this gas station chick bad. My girlfriend said, "Quit being funny Irah. Say it for real!" for real! Say it!

I had to do it, she sound like that Brownstone single. So, lol I took a deep breath and said, * sigh, * I love you too.

The gas station chick walked out of my car and says, "See? THIS is why I don't like DICK!"

 

[Max.]

 

[Stew]

Off that gif....im not gonna read *shrugs*

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

...what side of town was this Geechie?