Scumbag Thread 2.0

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T.Vick04;c-9786070 said:
Three thots and a baby

So i meet this thick white girl at a gas station. She one of them ghetto loud wannabe types that usually irk the fuck out me. But like i said she thick and the ass looking right. So we exchange numbers and tell her ima hit her up later. Bout 9 that night she call me and wants to chill. Im like ok cool u coming 2 me? She like she can't she babysitting her homegirl baby cause they going out tonight. I'm like im not coming over if it ain't worth my time. She convinced me it would be and that the baby sleeps through the night. So i get over there and some big ass bitch answers the door. I come inside and her and another girl sitting on the couch and the baby off to the side in a swing.

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So these hoes start interrogating me and shit while they drinking and getting ready for the club. The fat bitch the most aggressive and she start asking bout my dick size. Somewhere during that discussion these hoes decide they wanna have a dick sucking contest...I'm thinking they bout 2 get a dildo or something but the big one like do u mind. I'm like nah do u. She tell me to get up and sit in the lazy boy and pull my pants down. I look at the chick i came for and she smiling like its all good. So they take turns they spitting and slurping my dick. All of a sudden the baby rise like the fucking Undertaker...

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shit scares the fuck outta me and i bust in big girl mouth. I try to shake her off but she shakes her head and keeps sucking mumbling no. At this point both girls sucking and the third girl behind me rubbing my chest. Now this shit feeling good and may seem like a win but between the baby wailing and screaming and the slurping and sucking sounds of these hoes going in it was definitely a L.

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I'm in the chair feeling like a real scumbag. Staring at my reflection in the mirror like

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:joy:

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U can chalk it up as a L if u want but from an outside perspective that's a win my friend. It ain't your fault(well maybe it is) the baby woke up. And the post presentation was flawless.
 
1. The baby wont remember you

2. Baby will eventually realize his ma is a slore absolving you of guilt

3. You got top from 2 hoes and smashed the 3rd (prolly ugly but nonetheless)

4. Was able to maintain focus and buss nut in the warm mouth of a fat bitch.

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So I been dealing with this broad for past few months. I really dig her. She's financially independent, sexy to me, has goals, pussy bomb. I could see myself settling down with her one day. The only thing is she doesn't put it in the mouth. Said she just doesn't like it.

Now on the flip side I got a little side piece that loves nothing more than to give me head. She comes over smokes a blunt with me sucks me off and dips out no questions asked and doesn't want anything more than that. Am I in the wrong for this? Is this some scumbag shit?
 
illestni99ainne;c-9970654 said:
So I been dealing with this broad for past few months. I really dig her. She's financially independent, sexy to me, has goals, pussy bomb. I could see myself settling down with her one day. The only thing is she doesn't put it in the mouth. Said she just doesn't like it.

Now on the flip side I got a little side piece that loves nothing more than to give me head. She comes over smokes a blunt with me sucks me off and dips out no questions asked and doesn't want anything more than that. Am I in the wrong for this? Is this some scumbag shit?

Butttt why the girl sucking ya dick for free weed
 
blackgod813;c-9970685 said:
illestni99ainne;c-9970654 said:
So I been dealing with this broad for past few months. I really dig her. She's financially independent, sexy to me, has goals, pussy bomb. I could see myself settling down with her one day. The only thing is she doesn't put it in the mouth. Said she just doesn't like it.

Now on the flip side I got a little side piece that loves nothing more than to give me head. She comes over smokes a blunt with me sucks me off and dips out no questions asked and doesn't want anything more than that. Am I in the wrong for this? Is this some scumbag shit?

Butttt why the girl sucking ya dick for free weed

he's got a female version of this:

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illestni99ainne;c-9970828 said:
She the one that brings the weed usually

Then why is she just coming to suck ya dick an you aint even fucking??? Just bring u weed not get no dik is she fat or ugly u seen my hoes im top notch
 
blackgod813;c-9970902 said:
illestni99ainne;c-9970828 said:
She the one that brings the weed usually

Then why is she just coming to suck ya dick an you aint even fucking??? Just bring u weed not get no dik is she fat or ugly u seen my hoes im top notch

Lol Top Notch hoes huh.?
 
blackgod813;c-9970902 said:
illestni99ainne;c-9970828 said:
She the one that brings the weed usually

Then why is she just coming to suck ya dick an you aint even fucking??? Just bring u weed not get no dik is she fat or ugly u seen my hoes im top notch

cause she's a man dawg.
 
illestni99ainne;c-9970654 said:
So I been dealing with this broad for past few months. I really dig her. She's financially independent, sexy to me, has goals, pussy bomb. I could see myself settling down with her one day. The only thing is she doesn't put it in the mouth. Said she just doesn't like it.

Now on the flip side I got a little side piece that loves nothing more than to give me head. She comes over smokes a blunt with me sucks me off and dips out no questions asked and doesn't want anything more than that. Am I in the wrong for this? Is this some scumbag shit?

I think there was a thread about this in GNS recently. That's tough, I was once in a similar situation like that only I didn't like the girl that much so it was easy for me to cut the bitch off, not on some scumbag shit but just kinda slowly stopped fuckin wit her. Ol girl ain't willin to try? I mean does she know that you fuckin wit her hard body like that but one important issue is missing? Maybe she feels she can't do it right or something, where some teaching would come in. Prolly need to talk this out pleighboy.

Sidenote I met this chic one time, bitch told me she would teach her friends how to give bomb head :joy: I fuckin died, then she cut me off a few weeks later before I could find out :s :s
 

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