IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Matt-]

sup yall what i miss?

 

[Billy_Poncho]

kai, not to be funny or anything

wat the fuck was yall zoo's like?

African zoos are prolly like bizarro American zoos. They prolly got regular shit like squirrels, deer, rabbits, and raccoons and shit.

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

Dead@ at it killed my pet chicken, I'm sorry Kai, but that shit was funny lmaoo

 

[englishdude]

I own tarantulas and alot of people in my local bar are arachnophobic.

I got the molt of one of my 8" tarantulas took it to the bar with me and hid it behind some of the liquor bottles, almost gave the bar staff a heart attack I got barred for a week for that, hilarious.

Had a retarded kid around my way when we was young, he was molested and shit and had an irrational fear of Halloween masks.... We used to leave Halloween masks hanging up in his front porch overnight, you could hear him scream from down the street.

Same kid... We used to catch insects coat them in chocolate and sell them to him.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Will Munny]

THis thread seperates the jokesters from the actual societal degenerates.

 

[Trollio]

kai, not to be funny or anything

wat the fuck was yall zoo's like?

African zoos are prolly like bizarro American zoos. They prolly got regular shit like squirrels, deer, rabbits, and raccoons and shit.

 

[LurkdogAchilles]

I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

#gettingthingsoffmychest

i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa

 

[700]

I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

#gettingthingsoffmychest

i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa

sad to say but cosign

 

[englishdude]

kai, not to be funny or anything

wat the fuck was yall zoo's like?

Domestic cats, dogs and other ordinary homely creatures.

 

[Trollio]

kai, not to be funny or anything

wat the fuck was yall zoo's like?

i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

there aint no 6 flags over africa

i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

 

[englishdude]

I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

#gettingthingsoffmychest

i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa

The cosigns by Plap and thamobb2deep make this post that much funnier ha

 

[Billy_Poncho]

kai, not to be funny or anything

wat the fuck was yall zoo's like?

i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

there aint no 6 flags over africa

i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

Celebrate? Shit young Kai had to suit up for war...

 

[Trollio]

kai, not to be funny or anything

wat the fuck was yall zoo's like?

i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

there aint no 6 flags over africa

i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

Celebrate? Shit young Kai had to suit up for war...

i wonder if she ever skinned a animal?

yo kai you ever chase down a antelope bare foot?

 

[englishdude]

kai, not to be funny or anything

wat the fuck was yall zoo's like?

i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

there aint no 6 flags over africa

i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

Celebrate? Shit young Kai had to suit up for war...

i wonder if she ever skinned a animal?

yo kai you ever chase down a antelope bare foot?

Tears... Even cheetahs struggle chasing antelopes lol.

She's Samoan not Kenyan.

 

[Trollio]

kai, not to be funny or anything

wat the fuck was yall zoo's like?

i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

there aint no 6 flags over africa

i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

Celebrate? Shit young Kai had to suit up for war...

i wonder if she ever skinned a animal?

yo kai you ever chase down a antelope bare foot?

Tears... Even cheetahs struggle chasing antelopes lol.

She's Samoan not Kenyan.

crazy

we was playing oregon trail as kids, she was living it

shoutout to africa

 

[damobb2deep]

I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

#gettingthingsoffmychest

i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa

The cosigns by Plap and thamobb2deep make this post that much funnier ha

lol i was 6 years old...

 

[el_bandido]

I forgot the Ic existed i aint been on here in so damn long

 

[englishdude]

I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

#gettingthingsoffmychest

i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa

The cosigns by Plap and thamobb2deep make this post that much funnier ha

lol i was 6 years old...

When the original dropped, don't lie you went to the 3D versions grand opening and cried again... Its cool, thugs cry too.

 

[Purr]

I trip over my own feet a lot. I can't dance for a black person

I'm terrible at math but I had convinced majority of my professors to pass me except for one. lol

 

[el_bandido]

im lowkey a rap god