IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[A1000MILES]

Okay, on the masturbation tip...In seventh grade, I got into the habit of jackin off in class...ESPECIALLY during tests...I would always finish my tests early...So while erbody else was quiet and focused on failing, I was beatin it...Never got caught...WANANAAAA, JACK BANDIT.

 

[gns]

random weird shit

Hey joker my bad for accusing u of changing my posts, cause u say gay shit all the time.

@sion seems to have been the culprit, weird that he got Caribbean heritage but does battyman shit on the low.

Oh well, u ic niggaz r way worse people than I thought.

 

[Rasta.]

^^^^And y'all thought me having sex in the movies was weird lol

 

[reapin505]

Oh I remembered this one on the way to my class earlier

During my 12th grade year since most of my friends had left by then I would just go to my favorite teacher's classroom during the periods I had off(I didn't have a car). So one day I went in there to finish up some work and she had to leave. She said be quiet and don't leave so I could open the door for her(and students aren't supposed to be in a room alone with a teacher). Well she left and was taking forever to come back and I had already finished all my work. I look outside and see some chick in these tight ass yoga shorts and after all I could think of was booty. So I look around make sure my teacher wasnt there yet( you could see right outside) and I started jackin off through my pants. And I was trying to focus on that girl but I just thought of my teacher in them shorts, so I started to jack off to her in those shorts bent over the desk. My teacher she was a solid 7. Anyways I finished she came back and I ran out the room( she had stopped to talk to another teacher and I saw her so I was just watching her as I beat off) embarrassed as fuck for no reason and went to clean myself off. Shit was WOAT though cuz I had to walk around all day with a wet spot in my boxers lol.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

you aint shit bruh you gone still a nigga porn stash

brah...

 

[reapin505]

Last few stories were about dudes jackin it nh so I present you ass

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I can't even be mad at Du though cause I had somebody PM me telling me they thought Du was my alias for like a year straight because I always said he was lmao

that was es bee, dude said i thought du and PR were the same person until cain's video thread lmao nigga probably thought how the fuck is he a white dude and a fat black karate guy at the same time

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Last few stories were about dudes jackin it nh so I present you ass

I just jacked it

 

[J-GUTTA]

At 13 I got my 1st dog but like a typical kid I was lazy about cleaning up after him when he went in the yard. But when I was cleaning his shit up I wouldn't throw it in the trash can but I would fling it into the neighbors yard. Mainly because I didn't like that he was openly gay and always wanted to say hi to my dog on some happy shit.

I had a job in loss prevention and found out where the tower switch was snuck out a tag remover and had a down ass PR/White girl come through. Shut off the cameras and looked out as we took on average twice a week for over a year. I would just tell her get what ever you want as long as you get everything I want. Chick was stone cold yo middle of the isle straight bagging shit, most times 2 carts full and walk out on the phone talking to me like yeah I just got a bunch of stuff from lay-a-way. I still have shit in back of my closets that I've never wore.

#woosaaaa

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

i exposed sanchez for being conflict's father

LMAO

 

[Chi Snow]

At 13 I got my 1st dog but like a typical kid I was lazy about cleaning up after him when he went in the yard. But when I was cleaning his shit up I wouldn't throw it in the trash can but I would fling it into the neighbors yard. Mainly because I didn't like that he was openly gay and always wanted to say hi to my dog on some happy shit.

I had a job in loss prevention and found out where the tower switch was snuck out a tag remover and had a down ass PR/White girl come through. Shut off the cameras and looked out as we took on average twice a week for over a year. I would just tell her get what ever you want as long as you get everything I want. Chick was stone cold yo middle of the isle straight bagging shit, most times 2 carts full and walk out on the phone talking to me like yeah I just got a bunch of stuff from lay-a-way. I still have shit in back of my closets that I've never wore.

#woosaaaa

I can't figure out the second story @ all

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Durin my senior year in high schooI, my economics class was sellin hoodies. I pocketed some of the money of the ones I sold.

No one noticed so ehh.

Nigga I lived, eat, and breathed that thug life NIGGA...no I didn't.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

@Allergens

Nigga...Ze pequeno avi is dope...Omar preppin for the DJ battle gif (is that juice?)...straight dopeness

 

[A1000MILES]

The first time I saw City Of God...I masturbated to the thought of Rocket's older brother's girlfriend...She was sexy as fuck...I looked her up and all dat,..

 

[Dr.Chemix]

lol

oooooooo k bruh

 

[Crude_]

I fucked the former pastor of my church's wife while they were separated and going through a divorced. Pussy was good although she didn't suck dick. Shit went well until she started cry in her bathroom afterward I was like WTF. I bounced shit was mad awkward.

 

[A1000MILES]

I masturbate a lot, yo...Lmao...And een wit that I still have the energy to deal wit these females...

 

[A1000MILES]

But on a different note...I once stole a doll from my computer science teacher in 5th grade...Amd gave it to this girl I had a crush on...Later on in the year, the teacher saw her with it, and she snitched...Teacher confronts me, and I sat stone faced and said "I ain't take nothin girl"....Hahahahahahaha....

 

[THIRDSUPREME]

I used to grab ass in the club then point at my niggas. Lol! Aint nothin like it.

 

[englishdude]

At 13 I got my 1st dog but like a typical kid I was lazy about cleaning up after him when he went in the yard. But when I was cleaning his shit up I wouldn't throw it in the trash can but I would fling it into the neighbors yard. Mainly because I didn't like that he was openly gay and always wanted to say hi to my dog on some happy shit.

I had a job in loss prevention and found out where the tower switch was snuck out a tag remover and had a down ass PR/White girl come through. Shut off the cameras and looked out as we took on average twice a week for over a year. I would just tell her get what ever you want as long as you get everything I want. Chick was stone cold yo middle of the isle straight bagging shit, most times 2 carts full and walk out on the phone talking to me like yeah I just got a bunch of stuff from lay-a-way. I still have shit in back of my closets that I've never wore.

#woosaaaa

I can't figure out the second story @ all

I think the second story is:

He was some kind of surveillance operator, found out where the power trip was (I think tower is a type of power) and snuck out one of the tools you use for detaching the tag alarms on clothes etc.

He had a down chick who he gave the tag remover to go into stores and clear out what they wanted while he oversaw it on the CCTV....

Maybe off but that's what I read from it?