IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

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One time me and my boys was leaving the club throwed as fuck. I backed out of my parking space and bam. Tail lights and all splatter on the trunk of my car. I looked back and it was a brand new Benz with the dealer tag stil on it. Since I was in a box body Caprice Classic I knew it was mine shit. I drove off like nothing happened.
 
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Sion;5820550 said:
- sometimes when I'm crazy bored on the IC I edit posters' posts to say gay or out of character shit.... niggas stay blaming it on Makaveli or PR but nah it's been me all along. Some of em led to roasts.

PS but it was posters niggas didn't give a fuck about anyways

#gettingthingsoffmychest

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well when i was little my daddy used to walk around naked and he was hung. n/h. so every kid wants to be his father so at the time my moms had a jheri curl so i go to the bathroom and get the activator read the back for ingredients which i couldnt pronounce and proceed to put it in my dick. needless to say my dick did get bigger. until i shot all that shit out.

#dontjudgemeiwasyoung
 
In Senior year in HS, four girls jumped me when I tried to be chivarlous and NOT fight the leader. Pinned me up into a corner.

The ringleader found herself haymakered, laid out, and stomped in the stomach once for good measure. Bitch mom had a nerve to say I didn't respect my mom. OK, then. Turns out them hoes were bullies of the school.

#betthathoeLEARNEDsomeshitthatday
 
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IamtheVILLE;5820583 said:
well when i was little my daddy used to walk around naked and he was hung. n/h. so every kid wants to be his father so at the time my moms had a jheri curl so i go to the bathroom and get the activator read the back for ingredients which i couldnt pronounce and proceed to put it in my dick. needless to say my dick did get bigger. until i shot all that shit out.

#dontjudgemeiwasyoung

so yall really gone bury my post? and motherfuckas dont een want to show who flagged me

 
Taught music for the marching band at Lincoln University for four years. Had a EXTREMELY snobbish chick there playing trombone who use to fuck with me something awful, and I coudn't curse her out cause I was supposed to be the adult.

So, in her senior year, we all had a meeting to "get things off our chest". I wasn't going to say anything til she called me out....then I had to verbally destroy her self-esteem, letting her know that no one gave a shit that she was an AKA, or how much money her parents had, and that she was the WORST student I'd ever instructed and if I was the head director, I would've cut her from the band two years before that.

Bitch left in tears. Freshmen gave me a round of applause. I felt great.

#Fuckinbossassrolemodel
 
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Sometimes I sign onto the Colis tinychat as irrelevant IC posters and talk shit to their posters, one day Seedz was drunk as fuck and accused me of being @ParallelRhymes so I changed my name to ParallelRhymes and started acting like him, then I argued with Seedz about not really being ParallelRhymes but he wouldn't believe me even tho I told him who I was, so afterwards Covet came in and I think I flirted with her.
 
I once tried to rob a burgerking with a plastic cap gun. not for money, I just ordered a bunch of food, and placed the gun on the counter and said "oh, and i ain't paying for shit"

#itdidntworkthough
 
Sometimes I sign onto the IC's tinychat as BCotton5 and start reciting Drake/YMCB lines. "Weezy been on the edge, you niggas just need to chill if anything happen to pop he might pop a nigga FOREAL!"
 
Once as a teenager me and my homie tried to rob this Steakout Delivery guy. My homie had the pistol. We box him in while he was heading to the car. Let's just say he was quicker on the draw than my homie was. So I ran.
 
i once holla'd at a chick in popeyes for some free chicken for me and my boys fight party we was having, i was chatting it up with her, complimenting the hell outta her, had her blushing.....asked her what time she was getting off, i was gonna come back n pick her up.....walked out of there with like $60 of free chicken.....never gave her a 2nd thought..and the worse part she wasn't even bad looking, i never went back to that popeyes either

#doesntmattergotfreefood
 
kai_valya;5820647 said:
this happened when i was still back home. so we were pretty poor, like i had one dress only poor, and only got to wash it in the rain and had to be naked while it dried. but anyway, i remember meeting my cousins for the first time. so later that day my cousin was taking a bath, i sneak where her stuff is, and i come across some talcum powder.

i'd never seen anything like it before, so i'm all in awe, it smelled so good, so i just opened it up all the way and just doused my entire body in talcum powder. so my cousin gets out of the bath, seems me white as a ghost and says "did you use my powder." i look her dead in the eyes and say "no!" she's like "i know you're lying, it's all over your hair and face." still lying i say, "no, that's just dust." so she hauls back and slaps me in the face

and i was pissed, so i go outside, get a kinda big rock, come back in, call her name and i lunge back and threw the rock at her with all the strength my 8yr old body had. she starts crying and holding her eye. i thought she was faking and then i see the blood and hear my grandmother coming. i just took off running.

my granny was on my ass tho, she chased me for like a good mile before i got tired and she beat my ass with a broom, broke it in two actually. and ever since then my cousin has had a scar on the side of her left eye. but she's never slapped me since, so i think she got the message lol

i bet yo village was like this when u got yo ass whooped

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