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When i was around 7-8 years old there was this girl name Kerry Anne who was the finest girl in primary school (kindergarten) and everyone was tryna scoop her. Well anyways i decided i was gonna step to her and spit my best game during lunch, i rolled up at the play ground and saw her talking to this little black nigga. I got mad about it, got a rock and hid behind the wall, then hit him dead in his head. He saw that i did it, then commenced to whipping my ass in front of her. Not only did i get my ass whipped but he took my girl.

Plus to add on, later on that day the principal gave us a ass whipping and told us to go tell our parents what we did.Come to find out the little black nigga was my brother, we ended up becoming best friends since.
 
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My yout. U a buss people head over pum pum?

U did deh pon di wrong path from di start.

Di bredda being yuh bredda is on some metaphorical shit.

Oh yeah I probably knew that bish, was she light skint with freckles?
 
gns;5289625 said:
My yout. U a buss people head over pum pum?

U did deh pon di wrong path from di start.

Di bredda being yuh bredda is on some metaphorical shit.

Oh yeah I probably knew that bish, was she light skint with freckles?

LOL not unless you went to St. Ann's Bay Primary School. Funny shit is, i ran into her ass in Jamaica when i went home to Jamaica a few years back. She works in the casino in Ochie
 
@Discliplined No shots fired irl i find actresses video vixens & athletes attractive and depending on who it is they have semi big foreheads *shrugs*
 
BlackGerald;5289647 said:
I was four yrs old in kindergarten b.....I was more concerned with naptime then girls

I was 4 too.

I use to get bullied (but never by no girls) I learned how to fight and beat most of my bullies up. I think one turned into a professional boxer.

I ran away from home three times as a kid and came back the same day each time.

I know how to swim, but I'm mixed so tat doesn't count at all.

 
Back when I was elementary school I liked What a Man by salt and pepper, knew the lyrics to the song and would sing it whenever it came on the radio

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usmarin3;5289592 said:
When i was around 7-8 years old there was this girl name Kerry Anne who was the finest girl in primary school (kindergarten) and everyone was tryna scoop her. Well anyways i decided i was gonna step to her and spit my best game during lunch, i rolled up at the play ground and saw her talking to this little black nigga. I got mad about it, got a rock and hid behind the wall, then hit him dead in his head. He saw that i did it, then commenced to whipping my ass in front of her. Not only did i get my ass whipped but he took my girl.

Plus to add on, later on that day the principal gave us a ass whipping and told us to go tell our parents what we did.Come to find out the little black nigga was my brother, we ended up becoming best friends since.

You just told your age @ the bolded. Lol! Cuz older IC folks know back in day when we was growing up, teachers WERE allowed to beat a kid's azzz if they acted up. No pedo, no charges pressed, or no complaints from parents.

B/c if you got a beating from your teacher, then prepare yourself for an azzz cuttin from your mama/dad (or both) when you get home. Teachers can't do that nowadays.
 
darkone360;5290496 said:
usmarin3;5289592 said:
When i was around 7-8 years old there was this girl name Kerry Anne who was the finest girl in primary school (kindergarten) and everyone was tryna scoop her. Well anyways i decided i was gonna step to her and spit my best game during lunch, i rolled up at the play ground and saw her talking to this little black nigga. I got mad about it, got a rock and hid behind the wall, then hit him dead in his head. He saw that i did it, then commenced to whipping my ass in front of her. Not only did i get my ass whipped but he took my girl.

Plus to add on, later on that day the principal gave us a ass whipping and told us to go tell our parents what we did.Come to find out the little black nigga was my brother, we ended up becoming best friends since.

You just told your age @ the bolded. Lol! Cuz older IC folks know back in day when we was growing up, teachers WERE allowed to beat a kid's azzz if they acted up. No pedo, no charges pressed, or no complaints from parents.

B/c if you got a beating from your teacher, then prepare yourself for an azzz cuttin from your mama/dad (or both) when you get home. Teachers can't do that nowadays.

LOL Jamaica is different than America son, i've received several ass whippings in a day from people who weren't my parents. It takes a village to raise a child and give them a ass whipping
 
usmarin3;5290605 said:
darkone360;5290496 said:
usmarin3;5289592 said:
When i was around 7-8 years old there was this girl name Kerry Anne who was the finest girl in primary school (kindergarten) and everyone was tryna scoop her. Well anyways i decided i was gonna step to her and spit my best game during lunch, i rolled up at the play ground and saw her talking to this little black nigga. I got mad about it, got a rock and hid behind the wall, then hit him dead in his head. He saw that i did it, then commenced to whipping my ass in front of her. Not only did i get my ass whipped but he took my girl.

Plus to add on, later on that day the principal gave us a ass whipping and told us to go tell our parents what we did.Come to find out the little black nigga was my brother, we ended up becoming best friends since.

You just told your age @ the bolded. Lol! Cuz older IC folks know back in day when we was growing up, teachers WERE allowed to beat a kid's azzz if they acted up. No pedo, no charges pressed, or no complaints from parents.

B/c if you got a beating from your teacher, then prepare yourself for an azzz cuttin from your mama/dad (or both) when you get home. Teachers can't do that nowadays.

LOL Jamaica is different than America son, i've received several ass whippings in a day from people who weren't my parents. It takes a village to raise a child and give them a ass whipping

Exactly. Like I said, expect a 2nd azzz cuttin from your parents. B/c to them, if someone else had to beat your azzz b/c you cut up, it was an embarrassment to them as a parent. Hence the reason for the azzz cuttin. Lol! Parents back in the day didn't play that.
 
EvenitOut;5286936 said:
When I was about 7 or 8 I seen a spider in the kitchen and I let it bite me and then went outside and tried to climb the side of the house. Pissed off it didn't work and the bite itchied like a sumbitch

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Last summer i got trashed at my family's cottage and went on a 'white people are evil' rant right in front of my all my white relatives
 

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