admit an embarassing fact about yourself

[Beta]

Pissed myself when my friend cousin yelled at me for laughing at him cuz he fell of his bike and was literally sliding in the street on his side goin like 20 mph.

Them piss stains stayed on my timbs for about 2 months son

 

[StillFaggyAF]

*is black

*can swim like fish

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

the first time i chilled with this female i was really feeling, i fainted in the middle of the street while we were smoking weed.

WOAT!!!!

 

[Max.]

I was about 9 years old n i went to stay the night at my cuzn house me n her were wrestling m she was tryna grab my neck...i got loose n gave her a sweet chin music kick n her throat n she started crying i was like "no no no your okay" n her dad walked in pissed off this dude is paranoid n steroids n shit so he picked me up on some bane lex luger torture rack shit n threw me on the couch i was shook n almost pissed myself..if tried that shit today id drop his old ass..

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

a couple months in 3rd grade, i wore my church shoes to school, cuz my school shoes were fucked up and my moms couldnt afford another pair at the time. and when she finally did cop some kicks they were dem payless pro wings....im tearing up typing this[/quot

I feel your pain brother

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

sorta like @Tommy Milfhitta post, flew home for my GreatGrans 100 bday party seen this chick there I went to school with never really liked her tho cuz she thought she was the shit, i didnt put 2&2 together thought she was with my cousin never knew we were family, we went out that nite actually the whole fam went to a bar owned by a cousin we drinkin HARD...end up fucking her. NOW i didnt know we were cousins ...I think she did tho. But everysince we been hella cool. * father forgive me *

 

[illestni99ainne]

when i was in 3rd grade i walked home from school and as soon as i got there realized i locked myself out of the house and i had to take a massive shit. went in the backyard and shitted. in the middle my shit my mom comes home goes in the backyard and was like what the fuck are you doing?!?. got a beating for that one

she was hella pissed too because it was close to some of her flowers she was like you nasty ass you couldve held it i was on my way. i was like no i couldnt mom. and then it got worse because in her eyes i was talking back. smh i used to get whippings for the dumbest shit lol

 

[mohamed]

I get anxiety

 

[terbear]

i still like to netflix japanese cartoons every now then lol nothing like a good couple episodes of cowboy bebop

 

[mohamed]

sorta like @Tommy Milfhitta post, flew home for my GreatGrans 100 bday party seen this chick there I went to school with never really liked her tho cuz she thought she was the shit, i didnt put 2&2 together thought she was with my cousin never knew we were family, we went out that nite actually the whole fam went to a bar owned by a cousin we drinkin HARD...end up fucking her. NOW i didnt know we were cousins ...I think she did tho. But everysince we been hella cool. * father forgive me *

So when did you conveniently found out yall were cousins? Ducktales.

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

sorta like @Tommy Milfhitta post, flew home for my GreatGrans 100 bday party seen this chick there I went to school with never really liked her tho cuz she thought she was the shit, i didnt put 2&2 together thought she was with my cousin never knew we were family, we went out that nite actually the whole fam went to a bar owned by a cousin we drinkin HARD...end up fucking her. NOW i didnt know we were cousins ...I think she did tho. But everysince we been hella cool. * father forgive me *

So when did you conveniently found out yall were cousins? Ducktales.

the next morning, I dropped her off at home, picked my aunt up we both flew in from Detroit together so we talkin and my aunt asked what happ last nite ..i said me and so&so went to the TEL ...she hit me wit the Stevie J face like nigga u aint know thats yo cousin ?? I'm like nah I aint no ...I said if she knew shouldnt she had said somethin ?? my aunt was like " thats y u should come home more often ".

 

[SixSickSins]

Sometimes if I'm not interested n the chick I'm fuckin will pick up the phone while I'm fuckin her to look at titty pic from another broad to finish the job

LMFAO.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

the first time i chilled with this female i was really feeling, i fainted in the middle of the street while we were smoking weed.

WOAT!!!!

This ole heart murmur having ass nigga lmao.

Shit idk wtf my problem was in 2009 and 2010, I stayed fainting . I fainted at a crowded NC A&T house party too. Smh. That shit was so damn embarrassing, I left immediately afterwards.

 

[mohamed]

the first time i chilled with this female i was really feeling, i fainted in the middle of the street while we were smoking weed.

WOAT!!!!

This ole heart murmur having ass nigga lmao.

Shit idk wtf my problem was in 2009 and 2010, I stayed fainting . I fainted at a crowded NC A&T house party too. Smh. That shit was so damn embarrassing, I left immediately afterwards.

dont worry man. I passed out in a hot ass jamaican basement party. my cousin was like yo get the fuck up haha...the girls at the party came to my rescue.

 

[Young Stef]

I find semi big forehead women attractive

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

i had a vivid dream about smashing moreno the night she was on tinychat, cam'd up for like 3 hours

 

[Disciplined InSight]

I find semi big forehead women attractive

Shots fired.

 

[grumpycat]

....

 

[Meta_Conscious]

For fucks sake shorty...

 

[scarfacetf]

I didn't learn to swim till i was 14 years old..in a class full of 5 year Olds. Smh i was taller than the damn teacher too