admit an embarassing fact about yourself

[Young Stef]

When i was a kid i didnt understand that the diamond they used in blue streak was fake i thought it was real i think my pops might have lost some respect for me as his child that nite

 

[usmarin3]

On my first day of secondary school in Jamaica , the school bullies from primary school robbed me for my lunch money and I pissed myself. Lol I learned to put my money in my socks then. A little nigga was shook, shout out to St. Ann's Secondary sghool.

 

[goldenja]

When I was 15 I had oral sex with this one girl who was a friend of a friend. We fooled around for about 3 months and shit died out. About 8 months later we met again at a wedding. Our parents seemed awfully familiar with one another which was slightly concerning. Turns out my mother and her mother are 2nd cousins. Needless to say...I have never spoken about me and this girl since 2004. We vowed to take this shit to da grave with us...

 

[Gooner]

Sometimes my right leg start shakin and i can't control it

you got AIDS

 

[Lincoln]

In times like these, I need a .gif of Katt Williams in First Sunday saying, "I don't know if I would've told that."

 

[2nd chances]

I was also bullied by a girl in kindergarten @2nd_chances

but in my defense she was like 5'10 and had a mustache teachers and my mother kept telling me "its because she like u" I was like iongiveafuck just keep that orangutan the hell away from me

man i dont know about yours but i know mine hated me to the core...gave me PTSD and shit...i remember i was watching this movie(think it was one of those ice cube flicks) with famiily a few years ago where the character said "speak the fuck up!" and i had flashback and everyone looking at me and shit like wtf is wrong with you? ...when i was younger i used to be one of those quiet/low talkers and whenever she would confront me i would speak very low and she would say that shit exactly like it was said in the movie "SPEAK THE FUCK UP ma NIGGA!"...

matter of fact fuck that bitch..i hate(d) that bitch.

 

[ohhhla]

I throw like a female

 

[ohhhla]

once when i was real lil there was this lil hoe across the street who used to beat me off and show me her pussy

well one day she at my crib where playing hide and go seek i find her flip her over pull down her pants im like 6, 7 at the most so i mistake her asshole for her pussy and get a tongue full shit and toilet paper pieces

Hahahahhahahaha

 

[grumpycat]

I like fat women.

I'm happy when Covet's on cam.

you're such a sweetie

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Told this before...

Not being able to "stand at attention" with this chick I was seeing. Looked good as hell. didn't go to class and cane back to my house. Was chillin on the floor makin out as usual,until we ATTEMPTED to take the next step. Smh, it was a no go. i was too nervous and couldn't focus. got fustrated and punched my dresser. Well i punched it outta embarrassment to be honest.

We got up and left. Stopped by her best friend's crib first b4 I took her home. Hefa damn near jumped out the car to go inside. Smh. Already knew what she told her. Her friend came back out wit a smile on her face, giggling askin me "So what's up?" Yeah I'm pretty sure they clowned my azzz while they were inside. Smh.

That was the 1st and last opportunity I had. Went out a couple of more times after and then stopped talkin for like a whole semester. Saw each other here & there. Gave looks @ each other. The following semester we chatted but I never tried to hook back up wit her. Even worked wit the hefa at our old job.

 

[1CK1S]

When I was in the second grade we had to write a report about what we wanted to be when we grew up & my report was that I wanted to attend professor Xavier's school for the gifted and become a member of the x-men!!!

 

[ohhhla]

I throw like a female

So....you're a ghey?

Never had that Dan Marino arm, bruh

 

[StillFaggyAF]

I can't shoot a basketball properly

 

[Sir Lurkalot]

I can't shoot a basketball properly

don't matter if goes in most of the time! Word to Kevin Martin & Shawn Marion

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I bite my fingernails

I hate being touched by people. I had a lady friend come up from behind me and hugged me one time. I fucking flipped out on her I felt bad but I hate that shit. If I see you reaching out to dapped me up or hug me I'm good but unwarranted touching will drive me crazy.

I was afraid of loud sounds till I turned 12. Smh

hahaha dumbass medieval middle earth post

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

so somehow i ended up sucking a white bitches toe just to not get any play

hahahahaha

 

[Reigns]

When I was about 7 or 8 I seen a spider in the kitchen and I let it bite me and then went outside and tried to climb the side of the house. Pissed off it didn't work and the bite itchied like a sumbitch

 

[joseph sun]

I was afraid of the dark till 16

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

so where we at with the number of ngz that cant swim in here?

not countin joe sun

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

so where we at with the number of ngz that cant swim in here?

not countin joe sun

like 7.. thats 80%.. blacks cant swim