admit an embarassing fact about yourself

[John_Blazini]

I have a white son

 

[Sir Lurkalot]

I once had a crush on a chick with a lite mustache

That sir. Was a man.

saw that 1 comin...

it definately wasn't. this was back in 4th or 5th grade, she was maad pretty , just hairy as hell. I'm sure i wasnt the only one who liked her but was afraid to slide her the "will u be my girlfriend, yes or no" note from fear of comments like that

 

[2 Drawlz]

my hair line is tryna Lebron me

Micheal Me

Jamie FoXX Me

Ne-Yo Me

 

[NIKE...]

The insecurity in others makes my ego debo my decision making process, resulting in those around me feeling intimidated, threatened and/or apprehensive.. The primative side of me is dominate in all facets of my being..

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I have a habit of chewing on the inside of my mouth. One time I went to the dentist, and bottom lip was numb. W/o even thinking, I just started chewing away. Of course I didn't feel anything b/c my lip was numb. What I didn't realize is that I pretty much chewed a big hole in the inside of my bottom lip, exposing one of those "lumps" you feel in your lip.

The novacane worn off, extreme pain overcame me. Especially when my mama used hydrogen peroxide...AAAARRGGHHHH!! It took a minute for it to heal. Never again.

 

[illestni99ainne]

when i was in 3rd grade i walked home from school and as soon as i got there realized i locked myself out of the house and i had to take a massive shit. went in the backyard and shitted. in the middle my shit my mom comes home goes in the backyard and was like what the fuck are you doing?!?. got a beating for that one

 

[illestni99ainne]

when i was in 4th grade my moms made me wear these tight ass blue courdoroy pants with a cosby sweater and some penny loafers. i got torn to pieces that day with the jokes. i still get sad when i think about that day lol

 

[KingJamal]

I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"

Damn AXEL lol. 5 year olds bruh haha

 

[BlackAX410]

I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"

Damn AXEL lol. 5 year olds bruh haha

shit was embarassing man lol my friend nd his dad was laughin at me my boy was tellin me just stand up but i kept goin under water panicking, da lifeguards were blowin da whistle at me screamin get outta da pool my friends dad came nd i was like "dont lemme go" holdin onto him nd shit then eventually we was in 2 feet nd i was still tellin him to not let me go. he told me he was wishin he had a camera cuz he woulda won some money for Americas funniest home videos

 

[jayvon32]

Have a obsession for fucking thick dark skinned freaky chicks

only can get off by fucking a bitch from the side or from behind (love seeing the ass bounce on me. sure fire way to get me hyped)

 

[illestni99ainne]

I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"

Damn AXEL lol. 5 year olds bruh haha

shit was embarassing man lol my friend nd his dad was laughin at me my boy was tellin me just stand up but i kept goin under water panicking, da lifeguards were blowin da whistle at me screamin get outta da pool my friends dad came nd i was like "dont lemme go" holdin onto him nd shit then eventually we was in 2 feet nd i was still tellin him to not let me go. he told me he was wishin he had a camera cuz he woulda won some money for Americas funniest home videos

that happened to my nephew he was on a jet ski at my folks lake cabin and while riding it he runs out of gas. so he freaks out and falls off of it into the water which was only maybe 3 feet deep. we was like stand up nigga! we needed a camera that day too lol

 

[KingJamal]

I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"

Damn AXEL lol. 5 year olds bruh haha

shit was embarassing man lol my friend nd his dad was laughin at me my boy was tellin me just stand up but i kept goin under water panicking, da lifeguards were blowin da whistle at me screamin get outta da pool my friends dad came nd i was like "dont lemme go" holdin onto him nd shit then eventually we was in 2 feet nd i was still tellin him to not let me go. he told me he was wishin he had a camera cuz he woulda won some money for Americas funniest home videos

Ah man that shit musta been hilarious lol

 

[Purr]

Have a obsession for fucking thick dark skinned freaky chicks

only can get off by fucking a bitch from the side or from behind (love seeing the ass bounce on me. sure fire way to get me hyped)

Ducktales

 

[jayvon32]

Have a obsession for fucking thick dark skinned freaky chicks

only can get off by fucking a bitch from the side or from behind (love seeing the ass bounce on me. sure fire way to get me hyped)

Ducktales

I wish...nigga need help..smh

 

[T. Sanford]

when i was in 3rd grade i walked home from school and as soon as i got there realized i locked myself out of the house and i had to take a massive shit. went in the backyard and shitted. in the middle my shit my mom comes home goes in the backyard and was like what the fuck are you doing?!?. got a beating for that one

Lol I know that confused the shit out of your bowels

 

[1CK1S]

Always bits finger nails & got the Dennis the menace syndrome where I can't stay in one place for long!!!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

*bites fingernails post*

 

[blakfyahking]

I bite my fingernails

I hate being touched by people. I had a lady friend come up from behind me and hugged me one time. I fucking flipped out on her I felt bad but I hate that shit. If I see you reaching out to dapped me up or hug me I'm good but unwarranted touching will drive me crazy.

I was afraid of loud sounds till I turned 12. Smh

so, you still ain't decided to get some counseling about the inappropriate touching you must've experienced as an innocent child?

SMH @ there being child molesters during the Civil Rights movement

 

[Britt_J]

I'm extremely clumsy..

In basic training, we were marching in formation, my foot slipped, and I proceeded to roll down this embankment. My TI cursed me out for that one and put me on my face in front of everyone.

Another time, I was having shower sex with the now husband..about 2 strokes into it I fell face first, ass all in the air, onto the cold bathroom floor. Killed my mood, but he was laughing

 

[lighthearted26]

When I was 16 the school bus dropped me off at home and for some reason I always had to piss as soon as I stepped off the bus. This one day in particular I had to go really bad and of course the door was locked and no one was home. So I go to the backyard and that door was locked too. So finally I check my bedroom window. It was unlocked but I would've had to climb in it and I couldn't hold my pee anymore so I ended up pissing on myself in the backyard.

When I was a youngster I rode a 18 speed bike but since it was too big I put a pillow on the middle bar and sat on that so I could reach the pedals.