Y'all talk about Birds, Hoes, and Childish women...

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O im a only child ..an my step father spoke no english he was a coke dealer from the jungles of columbia ..she is dead now..i am from heroin addiction .i will tell a story of pain soon for your amusment...be well my friends
 
Soooooo not too many in here keeping it 100? I love my mom to death unconditionally but I gotta call a spade a spade.

6 kids, 3 ex husbands

Had her first kid at 15

Extremely emotional, she can go from happy to cussin yo ass out faster than you can blink if you say the wrong thing.

She always handled her business though. Always made sure we had everything we ever needed and all 6 of her kids grew up to be successful. Was making 6 figures when she retired a few years ago....living comfortably in the surburbs now.

But yea. She exhibits bird like behavior sometimes STILL. The funny thing is though now that I'm grown and she speaks candidly to me as an adult, she laughs about how much of a bird my grandma was back in the days.

I just smile and nod. Smile and nod.
 
Beech Oss Neega;8648135 said:
Soooooo not too many in here keeping it 100? I love my mom to death unconditionally but I gotta call a spade a spade.

6 kids, 3 ex husbands

Had her first kid at 15

Extremely emotional, she can go from happy to cussin yo ass out faster than you can blink if you say the wrong thing.

She always handled her business though. Always made sure we had everything we ever needed and all 6 of her kids grew up to be successful. Was making 6 figures when she retired a few years ago....living comfortably in the surburbs now.

But yea. She exhibits bird like behavior sometimes STILL. The funny thing is though now that I'm grown and she speaks candidly to me as an adult, she laughs about how much of a bird my grandma was back in the days.



I just smile and nod. Smile and nod.

my moms be doing this..

i don't be trying to hear it tho. hahaha i be like "nah.. not my granny.." or "well.... i mean.." hahaha
 
BOSSExcellence;8648154 said:
Beech Oss Neega;8648135 said:
Soooooo not too many in here keeping it 100? I love my mom to death unconditionally but I gotta call a spade a spade.

6 kids, 3 ex husbands

Had her first kid at 15

Extremely emotional, she can go from happy to cussin yo ass out faster than you can blink if you say the wrong thing.

She always handled her business though. Always made sure we had everything we ever needed and all 6 of her kids grew up to be successful. Was making 6 figures when she retired a few years ago....living comfortably in the surburbs now.

But yea. She exhibits bird like behavior sometimes STILL. The funny thing is though now that I'm grown and she speaks candidly to me as an adult, she laughs about how much of a bird my grandma was back in the days.



I just smile and nod. Smile and nod.

my moms be doing this..

i don't be trying to hear it tho. hahaha i be like "nah.. not my granny.." or "well.... i mean.." hahaha

They was young too. LOL, shit my mother had my sister @ 15, it' just we young and can't think of older people doing shit we do now, they just matured past all that, nothing new under the sun
 
king hassan;8648168 said:
BOSSExcellence;8648154 said:
Beech Oss Neega;8648135 said:
Soooooo not too many in here keeping it 100? I love my mom to death unconditionally but I gotta call a spade a spade.

6 kids, 3 ex husbands

Had her first kid at 15

Extremely emotional, she can go from happy to cussin yo ass out faster than you can blink if you say the wrong thing.

She always handled her business though. Always made sure we had everything we ever needed and all 6 of her kids grew up to be successful. Was making 6 figures when she retired a few years ago....living comfortably in the surburbs now.

But yea. She exhibits bird like behavior sometimes STILL. The funny thing is though now that I'm grown and she speaks candidly to me as an adult, she laughs about how much of a bird my grandma was back in the days.



I just smile and nod. Smile and nod.

my moms be doing this..

i don't be trying to hear it tho. hahaha i be like "nah.. not my granny.." or "well.... i mean.." hahaha

They was young too. LOL, shit my mother had my sister @ 15, it' just we young and can't think of older people doing shit we do now, they just matured past all that, nothing new under the sun

ill tell anybody in a minute my family is filled wit fast ass females.. all the way up to my great granny.. who had her first at 17.. my granny had my aunt at 17 my mom at 18 and they had different fathers.. my mom had me at 15.. shits crazy..

only thing wit moms tho is i was her wakeup call.. kind of got her on the right track.. got serious wit my stepdad when i was around 2 and been wit him ever since.. they eventually got married and have now been so for over 25 yrs.. 26 this past September..
 
BOSSExcellence;8648186 said:
king hassan;8648168 said:
BOSSExcellence;8648154 said:
Beech Oss Neega;8648135 said:
Soooooo not too many in here keeping it 100? I love my mom to death unconditionally but I gotta call a spade a spade.

6 kids, 3 ex husbands

Had her first kid at 15

Extremely emotional, she can go from happy to cussin yo ass out faster than you can blink if you say the wrong thing.

She always handled her business though. Always made sure we had everything we ever needed and all 6 of her kids grew up to be successful. Was making 6 figures when she retired a few years ago....living comfortably in the surburbs now.

But yea. She exhibits bird like behavior sometimes STILL. The funny thing is though now that I'm grown and she speaks candidly to me as an adult, she laughs about how much of a bird my grandma was back in the days.



I just smile and nod. Smile and nod.

my moms be doing this..

i don't be trying to hear it tho. hahaha i be like "nah.. not my granny.." or "well.... i mean.." hahaha

They was young too. LOL, shit my mother had my sister @ 15, it' just we young and can't think of older people doing shit we do now, they just matured past all that, nothing new under the sun

ill tell anybody in a minute my family is filled wit fast ass females.. all the way up to my great granny.. who had her first at 17.. my granny had my aunt at 17 my mom at 18 and they had different fathers.. my mom had me at 15.. shits crazy..

only thing wit moms tho is i was her wakeup call.. kind of got her on the right track.. got serious wit my stepdad when i was around 2 and been wit him ever since.. they eventually got married and have now been so for over 25 yrs.. 26 this past September..

Sheesh! Don't you got a daughter too, fam? What you got planned to stop the cycle? Obviously every other generation failed.
 
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Parents been married since 1977...people actually get genuinely shocked when I tell them my brothers and I have the same parents. Used to piss me off now I just laugh
 
D. Morgan;8648218 said:
Ol Jay's;8648213 said:
damn females out here dogging you niggas so bad y'all calling y'all mamas hoes, smh

If its true just because of who a person is they should lie about it?

classifying someone a hoe is subjective, Who's criteria are we going by to label which women are hoes?
 
mryounggun;8648196 said:
BOSSExcellence;8648186 said:
king hassan;8648168 said:
BOSSExcellence;8648154 said:
Beech Oss Neega;8648135 said:
Soooooo not too many in here keeping it 100? I love my mom to death unconditionally but I gotta call a spade a spade.

6 kids, 3 ex husbands

Had her first kid at 15

Extremely emotional, she can go from happy to cussin yo ass out faster than you can blink if you say the wrong thing.

She always handled her business though. Always made sure we had everything we ever needed and all 6 of her kids grew up to be successful. Was making 6 figures when she retired a few years ago....living comfortably in the surburbs now.

But yea. She exhibits bird like behavior sometimes STILL. The funny thing is though now that I'm grown and she speaks candidly to me as an adult, she laughs about how much of a bird my grandma was back in the days.



I just smile and nod. Smile and nod.

my moms be doing this..

i don't be trying to hear it tho. hahaha i be like "nah.. not my granny.." or "well.... i mean.." hahaha

They was young too. LOL, shit my mother had my sister @ 15, it' just we young and can't think of older people doing shit we do now, they just matured past all that, nothing new under the sun

ill tell anybody in a minute my family is filled wit fast ass females.. all the way up to my great granny.. who had her first at 17.. my granny had my aunt at 17 my mom at 18 and they had different fathers.. my mom had me at 15.. shits crazy..

only thing wit moms tho is i was her wakeup call.. kind of got her on the right track.. got serious wit my stepdad when i was around 2 and been wit him ever since.. they eventually got married and have now been so for over 25 yrs.. 26 this past September..

Sheesh! Don't you got a daughter too, fam? What you got planned to stop the cycle? Obviously every other generation failed.

man thats all my momma preached to me..

technically i broke the cycle.. having my first child at 32..

but my sister is 25 now no kids.. has two bachelors one in nursing and is going for her masters.. my mom, i can't remember exactly, but a few classes away from a doctorate if she was to go back to school.. retired from the school district as assistant superintendent.. i have another female cousin who's 27 and a choreographer no kids.. she recently jus did the wiz.. i also have an aunt younger then me.. yeh u read that right.. who has her masters and is a teacher..

so yeh.. my daughter is good.. she has some great women in her corner.. and a father wit more resources then the family has ever seen..

like i told my mom from chaos comes order.. my family is literally from the bottom but we make the best of it..
 
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Ol Jay's;8648231 said:
D. Morgan;8648218 said:
Ol Jay's;8648213 said:
damn females out here dogging you niggas so bad y'all calling y'all mamas hoes, smh

If its true just because of who a person is they should lie about it?

classifying someone a hoe is subjective, Who's criteria are we going by to label which women are hoes?

Your criteria is the only one that should matter. It is a thread asking about YOUR mama. When it comes to your mama who else criteria should matter?
 
manofmorehouse;8648085 said:
Parents been married 40+ years. She still cook most nights for him and bring his plate to him, at least when I'm around. Mom's a real one

Interesting given you typically speak against marriage
 
My mom isn't but even she was i don't be following her dating advice (or my dads for that matter) cuz i don't want nothing to do with my parent's relationship lol
 

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