King_MOEbra
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There's been some ladies I've smashed that wasn't easy on the eyes, but they have a pussy and was down to fuck, so no regrets here.
the dukester
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I'll take a stab at this....
While on the run from some goons in Maryland. I went to stay with my moms in Virginia Beach. Found this fine bowlegged joint with a shaky bubble-butt. I used to sneak into her bedroom window at night and smash raw-dog, while listening to her mom & pops take turns snoring like they was wolves.
Used to have the bitch steal raman noodles from the local supermarket, then we'd go to my crib & chill. We always had a signal that we used to "green-light" our sexcapades. If the blinds to her window was open, that meant the coast was clear for me to climb in the window.
One night I went to her crib, and the blinds were open, so I began to climb in. All of a sudden I saw this big Uncle Phil looking nigga coming at me with a baseball bat!! Nigga had fire in his eyes. Muh-fucka swung that bat so hard I felt the wind; I hauled-ass outta that neighborhood.
2 months later the broad tells me she's preggo. Nigga caught a lucky break when the baby grew in her Fallopian tubes, so she had to get an abortion.
The things we do for that pretty brown round, and funky monkey.....
While on the run from some goons in Maryland. I went to stay with my moms in Virginia Beach. Found this fine bowlegged joint with a shaky bubble-butt. I used to sneak into her bedroom window at night and smash raw-dog, while listening to her mom & pops take turns snoring like they was wolves.
Used to have the bitch steal raman noodles from the local supermarket, then we'd go to my crib & chill. We always had a signal that we used to "green-light" our sexcapades. If the blinds to her window was open, that meant the coast was clear for me to climb in the window.
One night I went to her crib, and the blinds were open, so I began to climb in. All of a sudden I saw this big Uncle Phil looking nigga coming at me with a baseball bat!! Nigga had fire in his eyes. Muh-fucka swung that bat so hard I felt the wind; I hauled-ass outta that neighborhood.
2 months later the broad tells me she's preggo. Nigga caught a lucky break when the baby grew in her Fallopian tubes, so she had to get an abortion.
The things we do for that pretty brown round, and funky monkey.....
illestni99ainne
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I told this story in scumbag smh.
So my moms had a best friend who she hadn't seen since high school and they got back in contact when the friend moved back to our city. She needed a place to live and my moms owned a house she rented out to her. Well anyways I'm fresh outta high school still living at home. I come home one day and moms friend and her daughter was there. They introduce me and I say hello. The daughter was a touch slow. Never knew her diagnosis. She would drool a little. But she was a little cute and had a booty and big ass titties. Anyways I bounce to my room pop in some music and zone out.
Anyways moms come to my room later and says "hey did you like Jessica"?
Me:.............umm she's ok.
Moms: She said your cute.
Me: Mom, she's retarded!
Mom: Boy, don't talk like that! You wouldnt want someone judge you.
Me:Ok mom sorry. Anyways what's up?
Mom: Well she's new to the city you should take her to a movie or something.
Me: You can't be serious. Moms I can't do that.
Mom:Just do this one thing for me.
We go back and forth. In my head I'm like damn is she thinking I'm that hard up that ill settle for retarded bitches?
I finally agree to hang out at the house order pizza and watch a movie with her.
We watched halfbaked. I'm dead silent the whole time. She's trying to talk to me in her retarded speak. Kinda sounded deaf but she wasn't. I kept giving her one word answers. So after the movie and credits is rolling we sitting there for a second then she just tries to jump on me and kiss me I'm like whoa, Noooo! Ay yo we just friends and Im not into kissing. (I was just not her with that drool hanging off her lip.)
So she sits there for a sec and then says well what if I suck your Dick
Me: I don't know about all that.
Her: Just lay back and let me show you what I can do
Me: Aiight.
Man l laid back she took my pants and draws off and I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the best blowjobs I ever had. EVER. Maybe it was the extra drool. Man I sat there in silence after feeling like shit though. I can't believe I let that shit happen, at same time I'm like damn that was fucking amazing!
But then I was like yo I got work in the morning you gotta go. She's like well what about us. I say I'm sorry I'm not looking for a relationship and me and you aren't a good idea. She's like why? I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I can already tell she trying to cling. I just flat out said well you're the way you are, and its just not a good look. Her eyes filled up with tears said oh I see got her purse and left.
Man for the next week I was scared she was gonna tell my moms or worse my homies would find out and I'd get torn to pieces. She never did though.
So my moms had a best friend who she hadn't seen since high school and they got back in contact when the friend moved back to our city. She needed a place to live and my moms owned a house she rented out to her. Well anyways I'm fresh outta high school still living at home. I come home one day and moms friend and her daughter was there. They introduce me and I say hello. The daughter was a touch slow. Never knew her diagnosis. She would drool a little. But she was a little cute and had a booty and big ass titties. Anyways I bounce to my room pop in some music and zone out.
Anyways moms come to my room later and says "hey did you like Jessica"?
Me:.............umm she's ok.
Moms: She said your cute.
Me: Mom, she's retarded!
Mom: Boy, don't talk like that! You wouldnt want someone judge you.
Me:Ok mom sorry. Anyways what's up?
Mom: Well she's new to the city you should take her to a movie or something.
Me: You can't be serious. Moms I can't do that.
Mom:Just do this one thing for me.
We go back and forth. In my head I'm like damn is she thinking I'm that hard up that ill settle for retarded bitches?
I finally agree to hang out at the house order pizza and watch a movie with her.
We watched halfbaked. I'm dead silent the whole time. She's trying to talk to me in her retarded speak. Kinda sounded deaf but she wasn't. I kept giving her one word answers. So after the movie and credits is rolling we sitting there for a second then she just tries to jump on me and kiss me I'm like whoa, Noooo! Ay yo we just friends and Im not into kissing. (I was just not her with that drool hanging off her lip.)
So she sits there for a sec and then says well what if I suck your Dick
Me: I don't know about all that.
Her: Just lay back and let me show you what I can do
Me: Aiight.
Man l laid back she took my pants and draws off and I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the best blowjobs I ever had. EVER. Maybe it was the extra drool. Man I sat there in silence after feeling like shit though. I can't believe I let that shit happen, at same time I'm like damn that was fucking amazing!
But then I was like yo I got work in the morning you gotta go. She's like well what about us. I say I'm sorry I'm not looking for a relationship and me and you aren't a good idea. She's like why? I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I can already tell she trying to cling. I just flat out said well you're the way you are, and its just not a good look. Her eyes filled up with tears said oh I see got her purse and left.
Man for the next week I was scared she was gonna tell my moms or worse my homies would find out and I'd get torn to pieces. She never did though.
I had just gotten out the military and back to civilian life. I was in a new city (Coco Beach, FL) and still meeting new people. One night i went out and had a few too many Appleton Jamaican rum and Heneiken's when i made a poor decision. I was posted up against the bar when a "fat thing" creeped upon me and started talking to me. I was drunk and at my lowest point when she stuck out her tongue ring insinuating she gave fire head. I eventually became weak and asked her how far does she live from the club. She said five minutes and we then took off. The following morning after i woke up, i could not believe what i just did. I gave her the wrong number, drove home with a mean hangover, and no pride. The was the last time i have ever looked a fat woman in her eyes.
smh
smh
silverfoxx
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TayGettem ;8884401 said:
Shame on you
silverfoxx
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Lou_Cypher;8884446 said:
You loved that girl.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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caddo man;8884883 said:
Damn sho thought these stories were told in that thread. I guess niggas was holding back. Lol.
Aiight well I'm TRY not gonna drop a titangraph story but I doubt it...
Pretty much use to mess wit this big chick who use to work wit me. She quit, but we kept in contact. Hit me up about hookin up while she was at a get together (get together that my current s/o was having, but we wasn't official at that time. just messing around).
She was one of those who was real big, then lost some weight, but still had fat on her. But at that time she was losing it. Anyway, 1st time we meet up was at a Red Roof Inn after I got off work. Got undressed...nothin but rolls. Not much titty meat. Smh...UNTIL I slid in that pussy. COT...DAMN. That s***...that...my goodness. I was trying my damndest not to buss quick.
This hefa had me forget about all that I described about her. Head game was one of the best ever. After that nut was finally buss tho, in come the "Diet Coke Effect" . You know that taste you get in your mout when you drink Diet Coke b/c you're thirty as hell. But then once you've quenched that thirst, in comes that nasty azzz after taste. Yeah that was I went thru. She got up to wipe up, and all I could do was look at her body like...
..."Really Recap?" So we're sittin on the bed chillin, and thinking of an excuse to bounce on this hefa like "Yeah so...
I took too long. B/c she started back up wit me again. Had Recap succumb to that glorious pussy. When I did finally leave, all I could do was smh. Vowed to make this a one time thing...BULL***! I continued f***'in this broad in my house, her house, my car, in her folks house, their driveway. Each time had the Diet Coke Effect, but continued on.
So later on she gained some...a lot of weight back. This time I'm really lookin at this hefa like "Da f***??". Avoided all advances of wanting to go out. Went by her crib to chill (she was still cool when she want to be. plus she cooked) and just looked at her while she was in the kitchen. Smh. Tellin myself I need to leave...IMMEDIATELY. Unfortunately my dumbazzz rationalized the situation and was like "You done came all this way nigga. Minus well g'on head and smash." Aaaaaaand that exactly what I did. A couple...a few...several...a bunch more times.
I couldn't resist that pussy and head. That s*** had me driving 35-40 mins on her side of town in the morning, and at night. Had me recording our sessions (ole girl was a squirter), taking pics, etc. Eventually we stopped b/c she wanted more. Plus she argued too much. Chat here & there every so often. Probably could still get it if I wanted to. Smh.
Big girls pussies be yankin y'all. Imma witness.
She was one of those who was real big, then lost some weight, but still had fat on her. But at that time she was losing it. Anyway, 1st time we meet up was at a Red Roof Inn after I got off work. Got undressed...nothin but rolls. Not much titty meat. Smh...UNTIL I slid in that pussy. COT...DAMN. That s***...that...my goodness. I was trying my damndest not to buss quick.
This hefa had me forget about all that I described about her. Head game was one of the best ever. After that nut was finally buss tho, in come the "Diet Coke Effect" . You know that taste you get in your mout when you drink Diet Coke b/c you're thirty as hell. But then once you've quenched that thirst, in comes that nasty azzz after taste. Yeah that was I went thru. She got up to wipe up, and all I could do was look at her body like...
..."Really Recap?" So we're sittin on the bed chillin, and thinking of an excuse to bounce on this hefa like "Yeah so...
I took too long. B/c she started back up wit me again. Had Recap succumb to that glorious pussy. When I did finally leave, all I could do was smh. Vowed to make this a one time thing...BULL***! I continued f***'in this broad in my house, her house, my car, in her folks house, their driveway. Each time had the Diet Coke Effect, but continued on.
So later on she gained some...a lot of weight back. This time I'm really lookin at this hefa like "Da f***??". Avoided all advances of wanting to go out. Went by her crib to chill (she was still cool when she want to be. plus she cooked) and just looked at her while she was in the kitchen. Smh. Tellin myself I need to leave...IMMEDIATELY. Unfortunately my dumbazzz rationalized the situation and was like "You done came all this way nigga. Minus well g'on head and smash." Aaaaaaand that exactly what I did. A couple...a few...several...a bunch more times.
I couldn't resist that pussy and head. That s*** had me driving 35-40 mins on her side of town in the morning, and at night. Had me recording our sessions (ole girl was a squirter), taking pics, etc. Eventually we stopped b/c she wanted more. Plus she argued too much. Chat here & there every so often. Probably could still get it if I wanted to. Smh.
Big girls pussies be yankin y'all. Imma witness.
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Negro_Caesar
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8885251 said:caddo man;8884883 said:
Damn sho thought these stories were told in that thread. I niggas was holding back. Lol.
Aiight well I'm TRY not gonna drop a titangraph story but I doubt it...
Pretty much use to mess wit this big chick who use to work wit me. She quit, but we kept in contact. Hit me up about hookin up while she was at a get together (get together that my current s/o was having, but we wasn't official at that time. just messing around).
She was one of those who was real big, then lost some weight, but still had fat on her. But at that time she was losing it. Anyway, 1st time we meet up was at a Red Roof Inn after I got off work. Got undressed...nothin but rolls. Not much titty meat. Smh...UNTIL I slid in that pussy. COT...DAMN. That s***...that...my goodness. I was trying my damndest it buss quick.
This hefa had me forget about all that I described about her. Head game was one of the best ever. After that nut was finally buss, in come the "Diet Coke Effect" . You know that taste you get in your mout when you drink Diet Coke b/c you're thirty as hell. But then once you've quenched that thirt, in comes that nasty azzz after taste. Yeah that was I went thru. She got up to wipe up, and all I could do was look at her body like...
..."Really Recap?" So we're sittin on the bed chillin, and thinking of an excuse to bounce on this hefa like "Yeah so...
I took too long. B/c she started back up wit me again. Had Recap succumb to that glorious pussy. When I did finally leave, all I could was smh. Vowed to make this a one time thing...BULL***! I continued f***'ing this broad in my house, her house, my car, in her folks house, their driveway. Each time had the Diet Coke Effect, but continued on.
So later on she gained some...a lot of weight back. This time I'm really lookin at this hefa like "Da f***??". Avoided all advances of wanting to go out. Went by her crib to chill (she was still cool when she want to be. plus she cooked) and just looked at her while she was in the kitchen. Smh. Tellin myself I need to leave...IMMEDIATELY. Unfortunately my dumbazzz rationalized the situation and was like "You done came all this way nigga. Minus well g'on head and smash." Aaaaaaand that exactly what I did. A couple...a few...several...a bunch more times.
I couldn't resist that pussy and head. That s*** had me driving 35-40 mins on her side of town in the morning, and at night. Had me recording our sessions (ole girl was a squirter), taking pics, etc. Eventually we stopped b/c wanted more. Plus she argued too much. Chat here & there. Probably could still get it if I wanted to. Smh.
Big girls pussies be yankin y'all. Imma witness.
Yuck
ChillaDaGawd
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I hooked up with this one chick off a mutual acquaintance.she was fat as fuck ass as big as her gut......the first time she came over my house she was sweating like a rotisserie chicken. ..she hadn't had sex in 2 years.....she wasn't lying first time we fucked her shit was tighter than a drum.
We fucked n smoked for awhile but I had to end it.....bitch had no job....except for braiding niggas's hair and she'd always hit me up in the middle of the day to buy her food..a pizza here.. Chinese delivery there....i look back on those days with disgust but her puss is still top 5 till this day
We fucked n smoked for awhile but I had to end it.....bitch had no job....except for braiding niggas's hair and she'd always hit me up in the middle of the day to buy her food..a pizza here.. Chinese delivery there....i look back on those days with disgust but her puss is still top 5 till this day
ReppinTime
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Um
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Umm
Where do I begin
Met this chick off pof back in the day.
Was in a drought and hit rock bottom.
Decided to go get her than bring her to my spot.
Bitch looked like yokozuna Lil sister.
When she got in,she made the car lean on her side.
I know my passenger side hated me for that .
Took her to crib and we watched a movie.
She sucked my dICK the entire movie until I bust.
Made up a story about going to work early,needed sleep.
She left behind this Smell of sweat, a gym mat,and elbow flakes.
Dropped her off and went home and showered and lysoled my living room.
The shame.
Where do I begin
Met this chick off pof back in the day.
Was in a drought and hit rock bottom.
Decided to go get her than bring her to my spot.
Bitch looked like yokozuna Lil sister.
When she got in,she made the car lean on her side.
I know my passenger side hated me for that .
Took her to crib and we watched a movie.
She sucked my dICK the entire movie until I bust.
Made up a story about going to work early,needed sleep.
She left behind this Smell of sweat, a gym mat,and elbow flakes.
Dropped her off and went home and showered and lysoled my living room.
The shame.
goodlookinout
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Another took 1 for the team story
These 2 white chick's they was cousins Danielle and Misty. Danielle had some big ass titties and was cute. Misty was just big but had a coo personality. So we drinking at my crib I'm Fuckin up mixing lite and dark smmfh so Misty gives my boy a massage then she tells me it's my turn. So being the cool homie I tell her cool but let's go 2 my room and do it. Give my boy the nod like handle your biz I got her. Hit the room get my massage she like I been wanting 2 Fuck I'm like me 2 so I raw dog I dunno man like a rage went thru me I was hyped fuckin this white girl I felt in my mind this was payback 4 slavery and all that lol I'm tryna kill this broad puss. Any who I bust we pass out. I wake up they leaving only 2 find out my boy didn't even smash oh well I did. Not proud of the shit but I was looking out 4 my boy.
These 2 white chick's they was cousins Danielle and Misty. Danielle had some big ass titties and was cute. Misty was just big but had a coo personality. So we drinking at my crib I'm Fuckin up mixing lite and dark smmfh so Misty gives my boy a massage then she tells me it's my turn. So being the cool homie I tell her cool but let's go 2 my room and do it. Give my boy the nod like handle your biz I got her. Hit the room get my massage she like I been wanting 2 Fuck I'm like me 2 so I raw dog I dunno man like a rage went thru me I was hyped fuckin this white girl I felt in my mind this was payback 4 slavery and all that lol I'm tryna kill this broad puss. Any who I bust we pass out. I wake up they leaving only 2 find out my boy didn't even smash oh well I did. Not proud of the shit but I was looking out 4 my boy.
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konceptjones
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One of my crew was crashing at my crib for a while just to get back on his feet. One day after I get off work we roll out down the road to Ann Arbor to the arcade over on U of M's campus for some liquor fueled Tekken Tag Tournament, then we hit this Burger King before we head back to the crib. My boy was flirting with the hoodbooger working the drive thru to get some free shit from her and it works... better than he expected. We get extra burgers and fries thrown in the bag as well as her phone number. I didn't get that great of a look at her and really didn't give a shit either 'cause I was drunk as shit and laughing my ass off at the lame shit this dude was saying and her actually falling for it.
Next day I'm at the office and the homie hits me up. Shit was like (as best I can remember)
"aye dawg, you remember that broad from BK?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"I hollered at her... We pickin her up when she gets off work tonight. She talkin' bout gettin a liquor session going and seeing where that goes"
"nigga... I'ont even remember what the chick look like... nigga what she lookin like???"
"nigga..."
"nigga..."
"NIGGA... Aiight, the hoe busted, and she a chicken sandwich away from being fat, but fuck that shit the bitch sound live and she willin. She said you was cute too so shit's a wrap. We gettin her when you get off."
So I get off work, hit the crib and bullshit around until about 7 or 8. Right before we leave I grab my fifth of Jim Beam out the freezer and pour me a double... then I took the bottle with me. We get to BK's and he goes in for a sec, then comes back out like "aiight, she's on her way out".
nigga...
She comes out. She's about 5'9" tall, around a solid 200lbs, fat titties, almost no ass, her grill is on Mo'nique status with obvious weave and now she got the car smellin like fries and minimum wage.
About 5 minutes after we drive off, I'm smelling cheap liquor reeeeeal strong. I check my bottle to see if I spilled it but the cap is on tight. Turns out this chick cracked a pint of Mohawk vodka and is sittin back there just drinking the shit like water. I look at my dude, he look at me and we just shake our heads like "nigga... we got her in the car, might as well..."
We back at my crib, I get a better look at her and I'm convinced that I'm about to hit a low point in my life and I start to contemplate where it all went wrong while staring into my glass of whiskey. She goes into my bathroom and changes out of her uniform and into a little big broad mini skirt and a little spaghetti strap shirt that's straining to keep her titties under control. We sittin off talking shit, then I get up and throw some booty shaking shit on my turntables. Might as well make a party out of this. She get up dancing, grinding and shit on both of us when my boy motioned me to get behind her and he backed against my table facing her. She got heated up from this, bent over and reached around, unzipped me and pulled my dick out and started rubbing it against her ass, my boy moved closer to her face and she pulled his shit out and started blowing him. I'm fucking her, she suckin him and I stopped the shit to grab some condoms and we moved the shit to the couch. She took everything off and now I'm seeing the level of despair... Fat rolls and folds in abundance on this broad. She bent over so I could hit it from the back and even bent over all I could see was cottage cheese in her ass and thighs.
I went ahead and fucked... She gave my boy what he described as "sorry ass head" and when we got finished I learned this shit was just the beginning of a night of depravity...
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Next day I'm at the office and the homie hits me up. Shit was like (as best I can remember)
"aye dawg, you remember that broad from BK?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"I hollered at her... We pickin her up when she gets off work tonight. She talkin' bout gettin a liquor session going and seeing where that goes"
"nigga... I'ont even remember what the chick look like... nigga what she lookin like???"
"nigga..."
"nigga..."
"NIGGA... Aiight, the hoe busted, and she a chicken sandwich away from being fat, but fuck that shit the bitch sound live and she willin. She said you was cute too so shit's a wrap. We gettin her when you get off."
So I get off work, hit the crib and bullshit around until about 7 or 8. Right before we leave I grab my fifth of Jim Beam out the freezer and pour me a double... then I took the bottle with me. We get to BK's and he goes in for a sec, then comes back out like "aiight, she's on her way out".
nigga...
She comes out. She's about 5'9" tall, around a solid 200lbs, fat titties, almost no ass, her grill is on Mo'nique status with obvious weave and now she got the car smellin like fries and minimum wage.
About 5 minutes after we drive off, I'm smelling cheap liquor reeeeeal strong. I check my bottle to see if I spilled it but the cap is on tight. Turns out this chick cracked a pint of Mohawk vodka and is sittin back there just drinking the shit like water. I look at my dude, he look at me and we just shake our heads like "nigga... we got her in the car, might as well..."
We back at my crib, I get a better look at her and I'm convinced that I'm about to hit a low point in my life and I start to contemplate where it all went wrong while staring into my glass of whiskey. She goes into my bathroom and changes out of her uniform and into a little big broad mini skirt and a little spaghetti strap shirt that's straining to keep her titties under control. We sittin off talking shit, then I get up and throw some booty shaking shit on my turntables. Might as well make a party out of this. She get up dancing, grinding and shit on both of us when my boy motioned me to get behind her and he backed against my table facing her. She got heated up from this, bent over and reached around, unzipped me and pulled my dick out and started rubbing it against her ass, my boy moved closer to her face and she pulled his shit out and started blowing him. I'm fucking her, she suckin him and I stopped the shit to grab some condoms and we moved the shit to the couch. She took everything off and now I'm seeing the level of despair... Fat rolls and folds in abundance on this broad. She bent over so I could hit it from the back and even bent over all I could see was cottage cheese in her ass and thighs.
I went ahead and fucked... She gave my boy what he described as "sorry ass head" and when we got finished I learned this shit was just the beginning of a night of depravity...
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konceptjones
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So we done fuckin, but the shit ain't over.
She got dressed and all and my boy was like "yo, I know you got a friend or two to fall through" and ole girl lit up like "hell yeah... Lemme call my girl up right quick!". So she get her on the phone and told her we finna pick her up and her girl was soundin extra enthusiastic on the phone. Once she hung up I was like "What she lookin like", thinking that if this shit gets any worse I'm prolly gonna go to the nearest NOI temple and sign up after this is all over.
"She cute, she short, kinda petite, but she cute tho".
I'm skeptical as fuck, 'causa busted broads idea of cute ain't never been cute by any stretch of the imagination. So we get to her apartment complex and ths chick comes out of her building and she's short and basic as hell lookin. Better than the broad we just got done fuckin, but damn if this chick ain't extra super plain lookin. Anyways she get's in and we roll back to my crib. I pour some drinks and get the music going again with the short broad grinding on my boy. Big broad done taken a liking to me by now and she's making it clear by the way she's dancing and grabbing on me. The lil chick was like "aw shit, it's like that???" turned around, dropped to her knees and just started blowing my boy. Big broad ain't finna be outdone by that so she follows suit by giving me head, then gets up and tells her girl to switch so now lil chick is suckin me off. I look over at my boy, he looks at me like "yeah nigga!" and I'm like "fuck it dawg let's do this shit". I tell the lil broad "take them shits...", and before I could even get "off" out she hopped up and stripped out of her shit fast as fuck and proceeded to blow me some more. This chick has almost no titties and very minimal ass with zero curves to boot; shit ain't lookin good with either of these ghetto hoes. Big broad is puttin in work, pauses to get naked, then gets back to it. Now, she's starting to get sloppy drunk and me and dude done already fucked her once, so we turn our attention to the lil chick and take her back to my bedroom, leaving big gyal out on the couch. We spinnin this chick around back and forth taking turns fuckin and gettin head for about half an hour when all three of us stop and laugh like "damn, we left ya girl out on the couch". We go back out there and the chick is sittin on the couch with her legs up playing with her pussy with South Park on TV. I go back over to her and just stick my dick in her mouth, then start fuckin her, my boy literally picked up the lil chick and was like "Dawg, peep this shit out!". Me and ole girl look up and this dude has her over his shoulder with a long neck beer bottle up this chick asshole and she sittin there giggling like it's the funniest shit in the world. We switch back and forth fuckin these broads for another couple of hours and eventually we all pass out.
I wake up in my bed with lil chick next to me. I go out into the livingroom and my boy is passed out on my chair and ottoman, and big girl is laid out on my couch asshole naked with one leg off the couch and one leg draped over the back of it. I go back in the room, wake lil chick up and we go out and look and crack up laughing. We go back in the room and I'm like "yo, you tryin to fuck again?" and she's like "bet, let's run that", so we get another fuck session off before going to sleep.
I wake up around noon or some shit. Big chick is still asleep with her legs cocked open. My boy is already up...
"nigga..."
"nigga..."
"nigga..."
"nih-ga..."
Shorty come out the room still asshole naked. She sees her girl and starts laughing again then goes back in the room to get dressed. My boy wakes ole girl up and tells her to get dressed.
We dropped both of 'em off. We rolled back to the crib without speaking a word, just sat there listening to some Juvenile. We got back to the crib and took a look around. My spot was trashed. The livingroom was on fuck, my bedroom was demolished. There was liquor spilled on the floor, my table, and on my kitchen counter. I sat there looking around and then I saw it:
"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hell fuck nawl."
There was a big ass stain on my couch where big broad was sleeping. Either the bitch pissed on my couch or squirted on it, but it didn't matter which one it was... My shit was royally fucked up and I was utterly disgusted by it. A while later while the cover and cushion were drying we both agreed that we had officially hit rock bottom when it came to hoes. While we would have a whole bunch of similar escapades with chicks over the course of that summer (which we have officially named "The Summer of Sin"), nothing would ever match the sheer gutterness of that shit.
She got dressed and all and my boy was like "yo, I know you got a friend or two to fall through" and ole girl lit up like "hell yeah... Lemme call my girl up right quick!". So she get her on the phone and told her we finna pick her up and her girl was soundin extra enthusiastic on the phone. Once she hung up I was like "What she lookin like", thinking that if this shit gets any worse I'm prolly gonna go to the nearest NOI temple and sign up after this is all over.
"She cute, she short, kinda petite, but she cute tho".
I'm skeptical as fuck, 'causa busted broads idea of cute ain't never been cute by any stretch of the imagination. So we get to her apartment complex and ths chick comes out of her building and she's short and basic as hell lookin. Better than the broad we just got done fuckin, but damn if this chick ain't extra super plain lookin. Anyways she get's in and we roll back to my crib. I pour some drinks and get the music going again with the short broad grinding on my boy. Big broad done taken a liking to me by now and she's making it clear by the way she's dancing and grabbing on me. The lil chick was like "aw shit, it's like that???" turned around, dropped to her knees and just started blowing my boy. Big broad ain't finna be outdone by that so she follows suit by giving me head, then gets up and tells her girl to switch so now lil chick is suckin me off. I look over at my boy, he looks at me like "yeah nigga!" and I'm like "fuck it dawg let's do this shit". I tell the lil broad "take them shits...", and before I could even get "off" out she hopped up and stripped out of her shit fast as fuck and proceeded to blow me some more. This chick has almost no titties and very minimal ass with zero curves to boot; shit ain't lookin good with either of these ghetto hoes. Big broad is puttin in work, pauses to get naked, then gets back to it. Now, she's starting to get sloppy drunk and me and dude done already fucked her once, so we turn our attention to the lil chick and take her back to my bedroom, leaving big gyal out on the couch. We spinnin this chick around back and forth taking turns fuckin and gettin head for about half an hour when all three of us stop and laugh like "damn, we left ya girl out on the couch". We go back out there and the chick is sittin on the couch with her legs up playing with her pussy with South Park on TV. I go back over to her and just stick my dick in her mouth, then start fuckin her, my boy literally picked up the lil chick and was like "Dawg, peep this shit out!". Me and ole girl look up and this dude has her over his shoulder with a long neck beer bottle up this chick asshole and she sittin there giggling like it's the funniest shit in the world. We switch back and forth fuckin these broads for another couple of hours and eventually we all pass out.
I wake up in my bed with lil chick next to me. I go out into the livingroom and my boy is passed out on my chair and ottoman, and big girl is laid out on my couch asshole naked with one leg off the couch and one leg draped over the back of it. I go back in the room, wake lil chick up and we go out and look and crack up laughing. We go back in the room and I'm like "yo, you tryin to fuck again?" and she's like "bet, let's run that", so we get another fuck session off before going to sleep.
I wake up around noon or some shit. Big chick is still asleep with her legs cocked open. My boy is already up...
"nigga..."
"nigga..."
"nigga..."
"nih-ga..."
Shorty come out the room still asshole naked. She sees her girl and starts laughing again then goes back in the room to get dressed. My boy wakes ole girl up and tells her to get dressed.
We dropped both of 'em off. We rolled back to the crib without speaking a word, just sat there listening to some Juvenile. We got back to the crib and took a look around. My spot was trashed. The livingroom was on fuck, my bedroom was demolished. There was liquor spilled on the floor, my table, and on my kitchen counter. I sat there looking around and then I saw it:
"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hell fuck nawl."
There was a big ass stain on my couch where big broad was sleeping. Either the bitch pissed on my couch or squirted on it, but it didn't matter which one it was... My shit was royally fucked up and I was utterly disgusted by it. A while later while the cover and cushion were drying we both agreed that we had officially hit rock bottom when it came to hoes. While we would have a whole bunch of similar escapades with chicks over the course of that summer (which we have officially named "The Summer of Sin"), nothing would ever match the sheer gutterness of that shit.
