Why'd I Smash? :( (ill Community True Life Tales)

[blackgod813]

my story from the "going raw thread".. smh this shit was over a decade ago.. still disgusted

in the spirit of the IC.. i will tell this story.. sorry for the titan, but worth the read

aight was living in DE this was like 2005 myspace days. messaging some chick like 3am.. we ended talking on the phone like noon the next day. We chat and she like she gon come through tonight. she says "dont laugh at me if im walking funny ". i thought that was weird... shoulda been my first red flag.. but u know.. new pussy

so we meet up, drink ending up fucking raw. (this is where the time comes to play) met her online at 3am... by 9pm the same day im raw dogging them guts out smh. so smash a couple times that night, and again in the morning. that morning fuck she told me cum inside her and i did it like a fucking retard.. im disgusted with myself the more and more i type this lol

so soon as i bust that last nut inside her.. i rollover and she hits me with the "i got something to tell u and i hope u wont be mad" u already know im like holy shit.. heres come the heavy. she was just like she was a few weeks preggo already but was planning on getting an abortion (i think she might have been like 23 with a 3 year old kid already.. i was 22).. i was like "oh ok .. i mean long as a few months down the line (if u end up not having the abortion) u dont be trying to hit me like im that babies daddy im cool..

but then that made me me think "why did u tell me u might be walking funny".. i swear to God this is what the bitch told me

her "well ive known this guy i chatted with online for over a year. we were strictly friends.. well we finally said we would meet up.. like i said it was strictly platonic. well i go over his house and he has 4 of his friends over, and soon as i got there he leaves and his four friends had gangbanged me",

but she made it seem like they forced her...

me "soooo them niggas raped u??? bitch u call the cops!?!?!"

her "well, they didnt rape me, they gangbanged me..."

me "what... they gangbanged u.." **looked her up and down real slow** "BITCH they ran a train on yo ass and u was down"

her "no i wasnt"

me "hold on.. WHEN did this happen????"

her "friday"

me **looks at calender** it was Sunday fucking morning

me " so u already preggo by some other cat... four niggas fucked u 6 ways from sunday 2 nights ago.. and u wanted me cum inside u and skeet skeet skeet and u havent even known me 24 hrs yet... yeah time to take u back to the crib"

somehow some way i didnt get burnt by this psycho.. and my dumb ass still kicked it with this bitch again (thats another story as well) smh at me being young dumb and full of cum

Please tell it

 

[Trollio]

So we done fuckin, but the shit ain't over.

She got dressed and all and my boy was like "yo, I know you got a friend or two to fall through" and ole girl lit up like "hell yeah... Lemme call my girl up right quick!". So she get her on the phone and told her we finna pick her up and her girl was soundin extra enthusiastic on the phone. Once she hung up I was like "What she lookin like", thinking that if this shit gets any worse I'm prolly gonna go to the nearest NOI temple and sign up after this is all over.

"She cute, she short, kinda petite, but she cute tho".

I'm skeptical as fuck, 'causa busted broads idea of cute ain't never been cute by any stretch of the imagination. So we get to her apartment complex and ths chick comes out of her building and she's short and basic as hell lookin. Better than the broad we just got done fuckin, but damn if this chick ain't extra super plain lookin. Anyways she get's in and we roll back to my crib. I pour some drinks and get the music going again with the short broad grinding on my boy. Big broad done taken a liking to me by now and she's making it clear by the way she's dancing and grabbing on me. The lil chick was like "aw shit, it's like that???" turned around, dropped to her knees and just started blowing my boy. Big broad ain't finna be outdone by that so she follows suit by giving me head, then gets up and tells her girl to switch so now lil chick is suckin me off. I look over at my boy, he looks at me like "yeah nigga!" and I'm like "fuck it dawg let's do this shit". I tell the lil broad "take them shits...", and before I could even get "off" out she hopped up and stripped out of her shit fast as fuck and proceeded to blow me some more. This chick has almost no titties and very minimal ass with zero curves to boot; shit ain't lookin good with either of these ghetto hoes. Big broad is puttin in work, pauses to get naked, then gets back to it. Now, she's starting to get sloppy drunk and me and dude done already fucked her once, so we turn our attention to the lil chick and take her back to my bedroom, leaving big gyal out on the couch. We spinnin this chick around back and forth taking turns fuckin and gettin head for about half an hour when all three of us stop and laugh like "damn, we left ya girl out on the couch". We go back out there and the chick is sittin on the couch with her legs up playing with her pussy with South Park on TV. I go back over to her and just stick my dick in her mouth, then start fuckin her, my boy literally picked up the lil chick and was like "Dawg, peep this shit out!". Me and ole girl look up and this dude has her over his shoulder with a long neck beer bottle up this chick asshole and she sittin there giggling like it's the funniest shit in the world. We switch back and forth fuckin these broads for another couple of hours and eventually we all pass out.

I wake up in my bed with lil chick next to me. I go out into the livingroom and my boy is passed out on my chair and ottoman, and big girl is laid out on my couch asshole naked with one leg off the couch and one leg draped over the back of it. I go back in the room, wake lil chick up and we go out and look and crack up laughing. We go back in the room and I'm like "yo, you tryin to fuck again?" and she's like "bet, let's run that", so we get another fuck session off before going to sleep.

I wake up around noon or some shit. Big chick is still asleep with her legs cocked open. My boy is already up...

"nigga..."

"nigga..."

"nigga..."

"nih-ga..."

Shorty come out the room still asshole naked. She sees her girl and starts laughing again then goes back in the room to get dressed. My boy wakes ole girl up and tells her to get dressed.

We dropped both of 'em off. We rolled back to the crib without speaking a word, just sat there listening to some Juvenile. We got back to the crib and took a look around. My spot was trashed. The livingroom was on fuck, my bedroom was demolished. There was liquor spilled on the floor, my table, and on my kitchen counter. I sat there looking around and then I saw it:

"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hell fuck nawl."

There was a big ass stain on my couch where big broad was sleeping. Either the bitch pissed on my couch or squirted on it, but it didn't matter which one it was... My shit was royally fucked up and I was utterly disgusted by it. A while later while the cover and cushion were drying we both agreed that we had officially hit rock bottom when it came to hoes. While we would have a whole bunch of similar escapades with chicks over the course of that summer (which we have officially named "The Summer of Sin"), nothing would ever match the sheer gutterness of that shit.

This nigga fucked baby d

 

[konceptjones]

This nigga fucked baby d

nah, she was a bit bigger than Rage was in Next Friday.

 

[LPast]

my story from the "going raw thread".. smh this shit was over a decade ago.. still disgusted

in the spirit of the IC.. i will tell this story.. sorry for the titan, but worth the read

aight was living in DE this was like 2005 myspace days. messaging some chick like 3am.. we ended talking on the phone like noon the next day. We chat and she like she gon come through tonight. she says "dont laugh at me if im walking funny ". i thought that was weird... shoulda been my first red flag.. but u know.. new pussy

so we meet up, drink ending up fucking raw. (this is where the time comes to play) met her online at 3am... by 9pm the same day im raw dogging them guts out smh. so smash a couple times that night, and again in the morning. that morning fuck she told me cum inside her and i did it like a fucking retard.. im disgusted with myself the more and more i type this lol

so soon as i bust that last nut inside her.. i rollover and she hits me with the "i got something to tell u and i hope u wont be mad" u already know im like holy shit.. heres come the heavy. she was just like she was a few weeks preggo already but was planning on getting an abortion (i think she might have been like 23 with a 3 year old kid already.. i was 22).. i was like "oh ok .. i mean long as a few months down the line (if u end up not having the abortion) u dont be trying to hit me like im that babies daddy im cool..

but then that made me me think "why did u tell me u might be walking funny".. i swear to God this is what the bitch told me

her "well ive known this guy i chatted with online for over a year. we were strictly friends.. well we finally said we would meet up.. like i said it was strictly platonic. well i go over his house and he has 4 of his friends over, and soon as i got there he leaves and his four friends had gangbanged me",

but she made it seem like they forced her...

me "soooo them niggas raped u??? bitch u call the cops!?!?!"

her "well, they didnt rape me, they gangbanged me..."

me "what... they gangbanged u.." **looked her up and down real slow** "BITCH they ran a train on yo ass and u was down"

her "no i wasnt"

me "hold on.. WHEN did this happen????"

her "friday"

me **looks at calender** it was Sunday fucking morning

me " so u already preggo by some other cat... four niggas fucked u 6 ways from sunday 2 nights ago.. and u wanted me cum inside u and skeet skeet skeet and u havent even known me 24 hrs yet... yeah time to take u back to the crib"

somehow some way i didnt get burnt by this psycho.. and my dumb ass still kicked it with this bitch again (thats another story as well) smh at me being young dumb and full of cum

Everyone look at this....

... This is how STDs are created...

 

[CashmoneyDux]

That went from lol to smh real quick

 

[JusDre313]

my story from the "going raw thread".. smh this shit was over a decade ago.. still disgusted

in the spirit of the IC.. i will tell this story.. sorry for the titan, but worth the read

aight was living in DE this was like 2005 myspace days. messaging some chick like 3am.. we ended talking on the phone like noon the next day. We chat and she like she gon come through tonight. she says "dont laugh at me if im walking funny ". i thought that was weird... shoulda been my first red flag.. but u know.. new pussy

so we meet up, drink ending up fucking raw. (this is where the time comes to play) met her online at 3am... by 9pm the same day im raw dogging them guts out smh. so smash a couple times that night, and again in the morning. that morning fuck she told me cum inside her and i did it like a fucking retard.. im disgusted with myself the more and more i type this lol

so soon as i bust that last nut inside her.. i rollover and she hits me with the "i got something to tell u and i hope u wont be mad" u already know im like holy shit.. heres come the heavy. she was just like she was a few weeks preggo already but was planning on getting an abortion (i think she might have been like 23 with a 3 year old kid already.. i was 22).. i was like "oh ok .. i mean long as a few months down the line (if u end up not having the abortion) u dont be trying to hit me like im that babies daddy im cool..

but then that made me me think "why did u tell me u might be walking funny".. i swear to God this is what the bitch told me

her "well ive known this guy i chatted with online for over a year. we were strictly friends.. well we finally said we would meet up.. like i said it was strictly platonic. well i go over his house and he has 4 of his friends over, and soon as i got there he leaves and his four friends had gangbanged me",

but she made it seem like they forced her...

me "soooo them niggas raped u??? bitch u call the cops!?!?!"

her "well, they didnt rape me, they gangbanged me..."

me "what... they gangbanged u.." **looked her up and down real slow** "BITCH they ran a train on yo ass and u was down"

her "no i wasnt"

me "hold on.. WHEN did this happen????"

her "friday"

me **looks at calender** it was Sunday fucking morning

me " so u already preggo by some other cat... four niggas fucked u 6 ways from sunday 2 nights ago.. and u wanted me cum inside u and skeet skeet skeet and u havent even known me 24 hrs yet... yeah time to take u back to the crib"

somehow some way i didnt get burnt by this psycho.. and my dumb ass still kicked it with this bitch again (thats another story as well) smh at me being young dumb and full of cum

Everyone look at this....

... This is how STDs are created...

that was 11 years ago and im still std free.... but i wont front. my atheist ass was praying to sweet baby jesus waiting for them results B)

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hell fuck nawl."



This s*** got me lmao. Didn't even have to read the rest to figure out what happened. Lol

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

the L's in this muthafucca

 

[bkkbully]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I was living with my nigga in Kennesaw at the time, and this nigga was always hyping me about this spot called Electric Cowboy. He said it was this giant two story cowboy club filled with white bitches who who thirsty for niggas since none ever came in. Him and his boy used to clean up there every weekend, so one weekend when I wasn't working I was like, 'Aiight bet lets slide out'

So we get in this bitch and I kid you not, its like thousands of bitches in there yeehawing, square dancing, electric sliding, and cha-cha'ing and shit. White women as far as the eye can see. We walked in there (3 niggas) and it was like we had halos or a glowing aura or some shit. My boy and his friend are these light skinned green eyed niggas so the top tier bitches were fighting over them. With that said, ALL THE HOOD RAT WHITE BITCHES FLOCK TO ME, I'm like fuck!!

Anyway this was when I was in my 'broke & scheming' days and I just wanted to smoke and smash with these hoes. I went down the hoodrat line up like it was an interview.

"You got weed at home? Oh you don't?"

"You got weed at home? Oh you do??"

Notice how my only criteria was, "weed" and nothing about how you look. The only bitch who said she had, "pounds of kush" was this 350+ pound chick with her 'sister' who was around 250+ pounds. Bitch looked like Honey Boo Boo's moms on a good day. Both these bitches came to the joint in Jetta. I rode with them and sat on the sisters lap in the back seat. I should've stopped the car and got out right there.

We get to this bitch crib and it was falling apart, holes in the roof, pots on the floor, holes in the ground, 6 pitbulls, 1 snake, and all these mu'fuckas are roaming around free. God damn zoo. At this point I don't even wanna smash anymore I just want to rob this bitch for all her stash, I was so upset at myself. She went to the fridge and pulled out wild turkey and we get to taking shots. I'm blurry at this point, she get naked and motions for me to come over to her. I tried as hard as I could to get hard, it just wasn't working. My dick was like, "nigga, I'll never forgive you for this shit". Anyway after a hour or so I got like half a hard on and busted a pathetic nut on this bitches back, she started to tell me how she's a freelance pimp or sometihng along the lines. She passes out after we drink more wild turkey and I found this bitches stash and took about a OZ of kush and had my boy come pick me up.

I didn't share that OZ with anyone. I earned that lick.

 

[Trillaaaaaa]

@kinghassan What I tell you in the other thread about some of these niggas and their standards? Lol

Lol @ "standards"....I stopped having standards in 07

 

[DNB1]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I was living with my nigga in Kennesaw at the time, and this nigga was always hyping me about this spot called Electric Cowboy. He said it was this giant two story cowboy club filled with white bitches who who thirsty for niggas since none ever came in. Him and his boy used to clean up there every weekend, so one weekend when I wasn't working I was like, 'Aiight bet lets slide out'

So we get in this bitch and I kid you not, its like thousands of bitches in there yeehawing, square dancing, electric sliding, and cha-cha'ing and shit. White women as far as the eye can see. We walked in there (3 niggas) and it was like we had halos or a glowing aura or some shit. My boy and his friend are these light skinned green eyed niggas so the top tier bitches were fighting over them. With that said, ALL THE HOOD RAT WHITE BITCHES FLOCK TO ME, I'm like fuck!!

Anyway this was when I was in my 'broke & scheming' days and I just wanted to smoke and smash with these hoes. I went down the hoodrat line up like it was an interview.

"You got weed at home? Oh you don't?"

"You got weed at home? Oh you do??"

Notice how my only criteria was, "weed" and nothing about how you look. The only bitch who said she had, "pounds of kush" was this 350+ pound chick with her 'sister' who was around 250+ pounds. Bitch looked like Honey Boo Boo's moms on a good day. Both these bitches came to the joint in Jetta. I rode with them and sat on the sisters lap in the back seat. I should've stopped the car and got out right there.

We get to this bitch crib and it was falling apart, holes in the roof, pots on the floor, holes in the ground, 6 pitbulls, 1 snake, and all these mu'fuckas are roaming around free. God damn zoo. At this point I don't even wanna smash anymore I just want to rob this bitch for all her stash, I was so upset at myself. She went to the fridge and pulled out wild turkey and we get to taking shots. I'm blurry at this point, she get naked and motions for me to come over to her. I tried as hard as I could to get hard, it just wasn't working. My dick was like, "nigga, I'll never forgive you for this shit". Anyway after a hour or so I got like half a hard on and busted a pathetic nut on this bitches back, she started to tell me how she's a freelance pimp or sometihng along the lines. She passes out after we drink more wild turkey and I found this bitches stash and took about a OZ of kush and had my boy come pick me up.

I didn't share that OZ with anyone. I earned that lick.

Yo the bolded got me fucked up!

 

[texas409]

Man. Here goes:

I got back to the States after a 3 year high school education in the great Nigeria (NAIJA STAND UP!!).

It was college and I wasn't quite adjusted to the social pace of America. I was a bit rusty after being away for 3 years. I wasn't a foreigner but socially I wasn't as sharp as I used to be.

Well, it's college and it seems like everybody just knew how to get play. Make matters worse, I used to frequent Howard U for parties with my good friend. Well, one night he invites me out to a party and I'm grindin with this one girl. We get pretty hot and heavy and she advises to go back to her place. Sure thing.

Mind you, I'm like 19 and still very impressionable. She looked a bit older for a college student (maybe 2-3 years older) but she was really short and petite. Like 5'0 flat, so I went with it.

So we get back to her place, which is some ways off North Capitol and proceed to get busy.

I start taking off my clothes and head to her bed. She stops me and says she has her 'drugs' there. I'm like ok thats cool, just move them. I asked what drugs and she said 'don't worry, you don't do that kind of stuff'.

OK.... I pry a little more and then she lifts up a crack pipe and a small rock.

WTF!!! She smokes it in my front and just gets super hyped up. Like I said, I was quite pussy whipped at that time so I still went along with it. I passed on the head and went straight to doggy. Strapped up and destroyed the punani.

Was lowkey scared I could catch the crack second hand smoke.

Never again.

this nigga smashed a college crackhead lololol

 

[jniam]

Man. Here goes:

I got back to the States after a 3 year high school education in the great Nigeria (NAIJA STAND UP!!).

It was college and I wasn't quite adjusted to the social pace of America. I was a bit rusty after being away for 3 years. I wasn't a foreigner but socially I wasn't as sharp as I used to be.

Well, it's college and it seems like everybody just knew how to get play. Make matters worse, I used to frequent Howard U for parties with my good friend. Well, one night he invites me out to a party and I'm grindin with this one girl. We get pretty hot and heavy and she advises to go back to her place. Sure thing.

Mind you, I'm like 19 and still very impressionable. She looked a bit older for a college student (maybe 2-3 years older) but she was really short and petite. Like 5'0 flat, so I went with it.

So we get back to her place, which is some ways off North Capitol and proceed to get busy.

I start taking off my clothes and head to her bed. She stops me and says she has her 'drugs' there. I'm like ok thats cool, just move them. I asked what drugs and she said 'don't worry, you don't do that kind of stuff'.

OK.... I pry a little more and then she lifts up a crack pipe and a small rock.

WTF!!! She smokes it in my front and just gets super hyped up. Like I said, I was quite pussy whipped at that time so I still went along with it. I passed on the head and went straight to doggy. Strapped up and destroyed the punani.

Was lowkey scared I could catch the crack second hand smoke.

Never again.

this nigga smashed a college crackhead lololol

I will say I got a full test in January. A-OK. Never again shall I succumb to such lows.

 

[JusDre313]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I was living with my nigga in Kennesaw at the time, and this nigga was always hyping me about this spot called Electric Cowboy. He said it was this giant two story cowboy club filled with white bitches who who thirsty for niggas since none ever came in. Him and his boy used to clean up there every weekend, so one weekend when I wasn't working I was like, 'Aiight bet lets slide out'

So we get in this bitch and I kid you not, its like thousands of bitches in there yeehawing, square dancing, electric sliding, and cha-cha'ing and shit. White women as far as the eye can see. We walked in there (3 niggas) and it was like we had halos or a glowing aura or some shit. My boy and his friend are these light skinned green eyed niggas so the top tier bitches were fighting over them. With that said, ALL THE HOOD RAT WHITE BITCHES FLOCK TO ME, I'm like fuck!!

Anyway this was when I was in my 'broke & scheming' days and I just wanted to smoke and smash with these hoes. I went down the hoodrat line up like it was an interview.

"You got weed at home? Oh you don't?"

"You got weed at home? Oh you do??"

Notice how my only criteria was, "weed" and nothing about how you look. The only bitch who said she had, "pounds of kush" was this 350+ pound chick with her 'sister' who was around 250+ pounds. Bitch looked like Honey Boo Boo's moms on a good day. Both these bitches came to the joint in Jetta. I rode with them and sat on the sisters lap in the back seat. I should've stopped the car and got out right there.

We get to this bitch crib and it was falling apart, holes in the roof, pots on the floor, holes in the ground, 6 pitbulls, 1 snake, and all these mu'fuckas are roaming around free. God damn zoo. At this point I don't even wanna smash anymore I just want to rob this bitch for all her stash, I was so upset at myself. She went to the fridge and pulled out wild turkey and we get to taking shots. I'm blurry at this point, she get naked and motions for me to come over to her. I tried as hard as I could to get hard, it just wasn't working. My dick was like, "nigga, I'll never forgive you for this shit". Anyway after a hour or so I got like half a hard on and busted a pathetic nut on this bitches back, she started to tell me how she's a freelance pimp or sometihng along the lines. She passes out after we drink more wild turkey and I found this bitches stash and took about a OZ of kush and had my boy come pick me up.

I didn't share that OZ with anyone. I earned that lick.

bruh i had to leave my office laughing at the bolded.. smh

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

im in tears at sat in her lap lmao

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Just the mental image alone of him sittin her lap is worth about 6 L's. Lol!

 

[CottonCitySlim]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I was living with my nigga in Kennesaw at the time, and this nigga was always hyping me about this spot called Electric Cowboy. He said it was this giant two story cowboy club filled with white bitches who who thirsty for niggas since none ever came in. Him and his boy used to clean up there every weekend, so one weekend when I wasn't working I was like, 'Aiight bet lets slide out'

So we get in this bitch and I kid you not, its like thousands of bitches in there yeehawing, square dancing, electric sliding, and cha-cha'ing and shit. White women as far as the eye can see. We walked in there (3 niggas) and it was like we had halos or a glowing aura or some shit. My boy and his friend are these light skinned green eyed niggas so the top tier bitches were fighting over them. With that said, ALL THE HOOD RAT WHITE BITCHES FLOCK TO ME, I'm like fuck!!

Anyway this was when I was in my 'broke & scheming' days and I just wanted to smoke and smash with these hoes. I went down the hoodrat line up like it was an interview.

"You got weed at home? Oh you don't?"

"You got weed at home? Oh you do??"

Notice how my only criteria was, "weed" and nothing about how you look. The only bitch who said she had, "pounds of kush" was this 350+ pound chick with her 'sister' who was around 250+ pounds. Bitch looked like Honey Boo Boo's moms on a good day. Both these bitches came to the joint in Jetta. I rode with them and sat on the sisters lap in the back seat. I should've stopped the car and got out right there.

We get to this bitch crib and it was falling apart, holes in the roof, pots on the floor, holes in the ground, 6 pitbulls, 1 snake, and all these mu'fuckas are roaming around free. God damn zoo. At this point I don't even wanna smash anymore I just want to rob this bitch for all her stash, I was so upset at myself. She went to the fridge and pulled out wild turkey and we get to taking shots. I'm blurry at this point, she get naked and motions for me to come over to her. I tried as hard as I could to get hard, it just wasn't working. My dick was like, "nigga, I'll never forgive you for this shit". Anyway after a hour or so I got like half a hard on and busted a pathetic nut on this bitches back, she started to tell me how she's a freelance pimp or sometihng along the lines. She passes out after we drink more wild turkey and I found this bitches stash and took about a OZ of kush and had my boy come pick me up.

I didn't share that OZ with anyone. I earned that lick.

bruh i had to leave my office laughing at the bolded.. smh

woooooo....Im in the office trying hard as shit to control my laughing...the bold killed me

 

[blackgod813]

That shit funny as fuck make a movie