Shuffington
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She was more like Dee on the Wayans Brothers.
A little shorter tho. She had mom tiddies that I could see from the moonlights reflection.
A little shorter tho. She had mom tiddies that I could see from the moonlights reflection.
Well I'll go for it.
I was talking to a few chicks but nothing was really hitting. One day I was talking to this one chick and she pretty much just asked to take my virginity. The conversation was kinda random but it went pretty much like:
"We are friends right?"
"Sure..."
"You trust me?"
"...Yeah..."
"So let me take your virginity. Better your friend and someone you trust right?"
"I...guess..."
So she set it all up. All i had to do was go over to her crib and bring a condom. In my infinite naivete I only got one condom.
So I get to her crib and she's all shy, and I'm all shy so we beat around the bush for like 20 minutes.
Now even though we were friends and all she wasn't much of a looker. She had a post-baby pouch but no baby, a Jay Leno chin just totally not...not at all what I wanted but i was the last dude in my circle to be a virgin and that sucked so I went for it...
She walked me to her room, used a scarf to cover my eyes while i laid down then she played wit my dick some to wake it up slid the condom on climbed on top and about 2 minutes later it was over.
I honestly didn't feel shit, like I didn't FEEL sex happening UNTIL the nut began to build and sploosh there it was.
Afterwards, I took the scarf off and she was half dressed...top but no pants. We talked for a few minutes, she wanted to go again but I had no more condoms. She told me to come back a few days later and to bring 3-4 condoms but I never went back.
We were still friends but it never happened again. When I got home she started telling me all the stuff she wanted to do, shit she wanted to try but I was like....prolly not.
I didn't really like it that much so I stayed away. I didn't tell my homeboys either. I kept letting them think I was a virgin until I smashed a girl I liked and the sex was worth talking about.
I was talking to a few chicks but nothing was really hitting. One day I was talking to this one chick and she pretty much just asked to take my virginity. The conversation was kinda random but it went pretty much like:
"We are friends right?"
"Sure..."
"You trust me?"
"...Yeah..."
"So let me take your virginity. Better your friend and someone you trust right?"
"I...guess..."
So she set it all up. All i had to do was go over to her crib and bring a condom. In my infinite naivete I only got one condom.
So I get to her crib and she's all shy, and I'm all shy so we beat around the bush for like 20 minutes.
Now even though we were friends and all she wasn't much of a looker. She had a post-baby pouch but no baby, a Jay Leno chin just totally not...not at all what I wanted but i was the last dude in my circle to be a virgin and that sucked so I went for it...
She walked me to her room, used a scarf to cover my eyes while i laid down then she played wit my dick some to wake it up slid the condom on climbed on top and about 2 minutes later it was over.
I honestly didn't feel shit, like I didn't FEEL sex happening UNTIL the nut began to build and sploosh there it was.
Afterwards, I took the scarf off and she was half dressed...top but no pants. We talked for a few minutes, she wanted to go again but I had no more condoms. She told me to come back a few days later and to bring 3-4 condoms but I never went back.
We were still friends but it never happened again. When I got home she started telling me all the stuff she wanted to do, shit she wanted to try but I was like....prolly not.
I didn't really like it that much so I stayed away. I didn't tell my homeboys either. I kept letting them think I was a virgin until I smashed a girl I liked and the sex was worth talking about.
Lou Cypher
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I was shitfaced one time. Super shit faced.
Was living with my friend and an ex girlfriend of mine. Girl roommate invited a couple friends over. One was sexy, one was big. Id say bigger than me or the same size (i was a big guy back then, still somewhat am). Sexy girl brought her BF. Big girl was someone i knew for a few years and sold weed to, would always smoke me out. Played beer bong and me and my male roommate were table champions for 5 hours or so. Dont know how many cases of beer we went through but i know there was a bottle of some shitty smirnoff involved with the beer.
So played beerpong until 2AM or so. Sexy girl left, big girl stayed because she was too drunk to drive. She asks if i want to smoke so we go into my room to smoke. At the time i had a King size bed and it was massive, took up 3/4 of my room. She asked if she could pass out on the other side of my bed and i said sure.
Pass out. Wake up later and this girl is tugging on my dick. Wasn't proud of myself, but i was hard and i pushed her head down and she blew me till i nutted. She gave some amazing head. Pierced tongue and all that. Rolled over after i was done, heard her say some smart ass shit expecting me to go down on her or something.
Woke up, didnt remember shit, went to work. I worked with my chick roommate at the time and she comes into the shop with a big ass grin and yells "She sucked your dick in your sleep!!" i look at her confused and all my co workers are looking at me like wtf?? Took me a second, but then everything starts popping back up in my head and i get this look like "oh shit..." and everyone starts laughing, but we continue on with the day.
3 Years later I reconnect with this chick by selling her weed again. My parents were in the process of moving and my step dad had moved to Minnesota already with my little brothers and my mom was still in Anchorage working until the house was sold and I had moved in because my lease was up on my apartment and she needed help paying the bills while my dads paychecks were going to the new house. Mom leaves on a conference and im at home alone. Had surgery a month earlier and im sitting in my room playing xbox. Big chick hits me up needing a bag so i tell her to come over. She comes in, asks if i want to smoke, i load up the vaporizer and we start smoking. I was high on painkillers from the surgery and when you do opiates it can be very hard to achieve orgasm. I wasnt having too much luck doing it by myself and had wanted to bust a nut pretty bad. Her big ass was wearing a tank top and her big ass double D's were popping out of her shirt. Shes all being flirty with me so I whip it out. She gets to work and its GOAT. Still not able to cum so i start fucking her face. Still nothing so i bend her over and we go at it. About an hour later after i get through all 3 holes i finally nut the most amazing nut ive ever had. Immediately after i cum, its like i woke up out of a dream and came back to reality. I see her laying there face in the pillow, ass in the air covered in my nut, breathing all heavy and i feel disgusted in myself. So much shame lol. I go get her a towel and she cleans up then i make some excuse to get her out of there. She leaves and would text me all the damn time when she would get drunk. I almost went to her a few times but i would go jack off and change my mind lol.
Was living with my friend and an ex girlfriend of mine. Girl roommate invited a couple friends over. One was sexy, one was big. Id say bigger than me or the same size (i was a big guy back then, still somewhat am). Sexy girl brought her BF. Big girl was someone i knew for a few years and sold weed to, would always smoke me out. Played beer bong and me and my male roommate were table champions for 5 hours or so. Dont know how many cases of beer we went through but i know there was a bottle of some shitty smirnoff involved with the beer.
So played beerpong until 2AM or so. Sexy girl left, big girl stayed because she was too drunk to drive. She asks if i want to smoke so we go into my room to smoke. At the time i had a King size bed and it was massive, took up 3/4 of my room. She asked if she could pass out on the other side of my bed and i said sure.
Pass out. Wake up later and this girl is tugging on my dick. Wasn't proud of myself, but i was hard and i pushed her head down and she blew me till i nutted. She gave some amazing head. Pierced tongue and all that. Rolled over after i was done, heard her say some smart ass shit expecting me to go down on her or something.
Woke up, didnt remember shit, went to work. I worked with my chick roommate at the time and she comes into the shop with a big ass grin and yells "She sucked your dick in your sleep!!" i look at her confused and all my co workers are looking at me like wtf?? Took me a second, but then everything starts popping back up in my head and i get this look like "oh shit..." and everyone starts laughing, but we continue on with the day.
3 Years later I reconnect with this chick by selling her weed again. My parents were in the process of moving and my step dad had moved to Minnesota already with my little brothers and my mom was still in Anchorage working until the house was sold and I had moved in because my lease was up on my apartment and she needed help paying the bills while my dads paychecks were going to the new house. Mom leaves on a conference and im at home alone. Had surgery a month earlier and im sitting in my room playing xbox. Big chick hits me up needing a bag so i tell her to come over. She comes in, asks if i want to smoke, i load up the vaporizer and we start smoking. I was high on painkillers from the surgery and when you do opiates it can be very hard to achieve orgasm. I wasnt having too much luck doing it by myself and had wanted to bust a nut pretty bad. Her big ass was wearing a tank top and her big ass double D's were popping out of her shirt. Shes all being flirty with me so I whip it out. She gets to work and its GOAT. Still not able to cum so i start fucking her face. Still nothing so i bend her over and we go at it. About an hour later after i get through all 3 holes i finally nut the most amazing nut ive ever had. Immediately after i cum, its like i woke up out of a dream and came back to reality. I see her laying there face in the pillow, ass in the air covered in my nut, breathing all heavy and i feel disgusted in myself. So much shame lol. I go get her a towel and she cleans up then i make some excuse to get her out of there. She leaves and would text me all the damn time when she would get drunk. I almost went to her a few times but i would go jack off and change my mind lol.
CeLLaR-DooR
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I was bored/depressed/lonely
Man. Here goes:
I got back to the States after a 3 year high school education in the great Nigeria (NAIJA STAND UP!!).
It was college and I wasn't quite adjusted to the social pace of America. I was a bit rusty after being away for 3 years. I wasn't a foreigner but socially I wasn't as sharp as I used to be.
Well, it's college and it seems like everybody just knew how to get play. Make matters worse, I used to frequent Howard U for parties with my good friend. Well, one night he invites me out to a party and I'm grindin with this one girl. We get pretty hot and heavy and she advises to go back to her place. Sure thing.
Mind you, I'm like 19 and still very impressionable. She looked a bit older for a college student (maybe 2-3 years older) but she was really short and petite. Like 5'0 flat, so I went with it.
So we get back to her place, which is some ways off North Capitol and proceed to get busy.
I start taking off my clothes and head to her bed. She stops me and says she has her 'drugs' there. I'm like ok thats cool, just move them. I asked what drugs and she said 'don't worry, you don't do that kind of stuff'.
OK.... I pry a little more and then she lifts up a crack pipe and a small rock.
WTF!!! She smokes it in my front and just gets super hyped up. Like I said, I was quite pussy whipped at that time so I still went along with it. I passed on the head and went straight to doggy. Strapped up and destroyed the punani.
Was lowkey scared I could catch the crack second hand smoke.
Never again.
I got back to the States after a 3 year high school education in the great Nigeria (NAIJA STAND UP!!).
It was college and I wasn't quite adjusted to the social pace of America. I was a bit rusty after being away for 3 years. I wasn't a foreigner but socially I wasn't as sharp as I used to be.
Well, it's college and it seems like everybody just knew how to get play. Make matters worse, I used to frequent Howard U for parties with my good friend. Well, one night he invites me out to a party and I'm grindin with this one girl. We get pretty hot and heavy and she advises to go back to her place. Sure thing.
Mind you, I'm like 19 and still very impressionable. She looked a bit older for a college student (maybe 2-3 years older) but she was really short and petite. Like 5'0 flat, so I went with it.
So we get back to her place, which is some ways off North Capitol and proceed to get busy.
I start taking off my clothes and head to her bed. She stops me and says she has her 'drugs' there. I'm like ok thats cool, just move them. I asked what drugs and she said 'don't worry, you don't do that kind of stuff'.
OK.... I pry a little more and then she lifts up a crack pipe and a small rock.
WTF!!! She smokes it in my front and just gets super hyped up. Like I said, I was quite pussy whipped at that time so I still went along with it. I passed on the head and went straight to doggy. Strapped up and destroyed the punani.
Was lowkey scared I could catch the crack second hand smoke.
Never again.
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LcnsdbyROYALTY
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Shuffington;8884367 said:
You trippin, I'd have fucked Dee with them big ass titties
King Ghidorah
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TayGettem ;8884401 said:
dallas' 4 eva
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I took one for the team one time, broad was..... hideous...... my bros can't ever say I aint down for the cause. I would go find a pic of her but I aint gonna subject yall to that terror.... just know I had to drink a whole 5th of Seagrams Gin before I could bring myself to do it.
nawledge_god
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jniam;8884491 said:
You Have AIDS
Shuffington
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CeLLaR-DooR;8884465 said:
its ok brother. :'( this is a safe haven. A place for us to heal. We're all worthy of redemption.
