The Official Jay-Z's "Tidal" Streaming Service Thread (New Stand Up Comedy Series Added)

[dalyricalbandit]

Money aint a thing

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

So now they just announced the top 5 j.cole listeners are gonna get a private Cole concert they can attend.....but y'all keep on talking bout there being no benefits for the customers... Niggas finna be like "well I'll just wait for one of the 5 to record it and put it on YouTube then I'll watch it there for free"

Pause! A real man don't go see another grown man rap in a "private concert"! PAUSE! That shit look as fruity as the light teal color niggas was changing their Twitter photos to before the tidal press conference. Pause! Out here in Harlem on the only private shows we attend is at the strip club and there are only bitches in the back vip room with us! A REAL MAN ain't gon stream J cole on his phone/tablet/computer/ andddd 2nd side chick phone at the same time for 90 hours straight just to get a private show. A REAL MAN already purchased 3 the Forest Hills Drive VIP Package on ticketmaster. 1 Ticket for himself and 1 for each bitch on some Lou Williams shit!

 

[GetoBoy]

So now they just announced the top 5 j.cole listeners are gonna get a private Cole concert they can attend.....but y'all keep on talking bout there being no benefits for the customers... Niggas finna be like "well I'll just wait for one of the 5 to record it and put it on YouTube then I'll watch it there for free"

Pause! A real man don't go see another grown man rap in a "private concert"! PAUSE! That shit look as fruity as the light teal color niggas was changing their Twitter photos to before the tidal press conference. Pause! Out here in Harlem on the only private shows we attend is at the strip club and there are only bitches in the back vip room with us! A REAL MAN ain't gon stream J cole on his phone/tablet/computer/ andddd 2nd side chick phone at the same time for 90 hours straight just to get a private show. A REAL MAN already purchased 3 the Forest Hills Drive VIP Package on ticketmaster. 1 Ticket for himself and 1 for each bitch on some Lou Williams shit!

Lmao

 

[fuck gay-z]

So now they just announced the top 5 j.cole listeners are gonna get a private Cole concert they can attend.....but y'all keep on talking bout there being no benefits for the customers... Niggas finna be like "well I'll just wait for one of the 5 to record it and put it on YouTube then I'll watch it there for free"

Nigga, plz.

If I wanna share that Cole experience I'll just cop some Ambien from the pharmacy

 

[fuck gay-z]

This guy still isnt banned?

Dead @ this hoe ass fuck nigga mad

cuz the mods aren't fellow Camel slurpers & don't

have an issue with me bodying that Illuminati

cock sucker with one Ether filled link after another.

Speaking of which...BODYBAG!
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/04/12/mumford-sons-diss-jay-z-s-tidal.html&sa=U&ei=kPUrVZLmMYqQsQTA94CwDA&ved=0CBkQqQIwAQ&sig2=Pyf0JEl2oYCMrDDj5Web9Q&usg=AFQjCNHlj7-qXid5DsXNoPUlvJZsdfDb6A

Dead @ fuk nigga Camel getting Ethered by

anonymous hick groups from the UK.
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://thesource.com/2015/04/11/op-ed-im-no-fan-of-jay-zs-streaming-platform-tidal-heres-why/&sa=U&ei=BvYrVeDFIc-HsQTutoCgDQ&ved=0CDEQ-AsoAjAD&sig2=Ca6o8z0jLHH84u1C7O1Ekg&usg=AFQjCNFBONo57tDdpFNiLJwwjYcttX7Vhg

More Ether from another real nigga

Apple about to body this fraud ass Tidal wave...DEAD
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32284670&sa=U&ei=BvYrVeDFIc-HsQTutoCgDQ&ved=0CEMQ-AsoAjAF&sig2=s-nCLjm37friWOKCAd4ggw&usg=AFQjCNGP4kqBW6uXVVbl9K2q6OTeuEXKOg

L

Niggas still seriously talkin that illuminati shyt though!? Hey homie, 2009 called. It said "come back."

Translation: I'm a pathetic Camel cock slurper w/ no logical rebuttal to the vast ocean of Ether fuck nigga Camel is drowning in....#DEAD

 

[S2J]

So now they just announced the top 5 j.cole listeners are gonna get a private Cole concert they can attend.....but y'all keep on talking bout there being no benefits for the customers... Niggas finna be like "well I'll just wait for one of the 5 to record it and put it on YouTube then I'll watch it there for free"

 

[Negro_Caesar]

my trial ended today so thats that.

All that shit u talked i know u bout to buy

 

[buttuh_b]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

 

[GetoBoy]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

So I'm guessing you feel the same way about all streaming services right?? Doubt it...

 

[buttuh_b]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

So I'm guessing you feel the same way about all streaming services right?? Doubt it...

I do feel the same way about all other streaming services. I have a library of around 40,000 songs that I can listen to any time regardless of my access to Internet or content politics. Try again funny boy.

 

[GetoBoy]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

So I'm guessing you feel the same way about all streaming services right?? Doubt it...

I do feel the same way about all other streaming services. I have a library of around 40,000 songs that I can listen to any time regardless of my access to Internet or content politics. Try again funny boy.

I do too and STILL have a streaming service subscription..... Go figure you can have both *shrugs*

 

[usmarin3]

The thing is i have i a shit ton of music too but i'm thinking about switching to streaming. It's too time consuming to download songs, upload them, organize them, etc just to hear the same shit over and over. With streaming i can discover new music.

 

[buttuh_b]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

So I'm guessing you feel the same way about all streaming services right?? Doubt it...

I do feel the same way about all other streaming services. I have a library of around 40,000 songs that I can listen to any time regardless of my access to Internet or content politics. Try again funny boy.

I do too and STILL have a streaming service subscription..... Go figure you can have both *shrugs*

First of all, no you don't.

Secondly, What's the point of paying money for something you can have free??? The few artists who do make quality enough music to support I purchase physical copies of their albums and it adds up to less than $10 a month or $20 a month. This is a money grab.

The only streaming service I use to discover new music is Pandora and that's free.

Also all the reviews I'm hearing about Tidal is that it has a shitty interface with mad flaws. PASS

 

[CJ]

The thing is i have i a shit ton of music too but i'm thinking about switching to streaming. It's too time consuming to download songs, upload them, organize them, etc just to hear the same shit over and over. With streaming i can discover new music.

And this is why streaming is popular now

 

[usmarin3]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

So I'm guessing you feel the same way about all streaming services right?? Doubt it...

I do feel the same way about all other streaming services. I have a library of around 40,000 songs that I can listen to any time regardless of my access to Internet or content politics. Try again funny boy.

I do too and STILL have a streaming service subscription..... Go figure you can have both *shrugs*

First of all, no you don't.

Secondly, What's the point of paying money for something you can have free??? The few artists who do make quality enough music to support I purchase physical copies of their albums and it adds up to less than $10 a month or $20 a month. This is a money grab.

The only streaming service I use to discover new music is Pandora and that's free.

Also all the reviews I'm hearing about Tidal is that it has a shitty interface with mad flaws. PASS

Do you know how much shit people waste their disposable income on. Why do you think Netflix is successful when you can get movies for free. Like i said you don't have to reinvent the wheel, just create a better wheel. People are paying 5 dollars for a bottle of Fiji water when water is free or you can get a cheaper bottle of Nestle water.

 

[buttuh_b]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

So I'm guessing you feel the same way about all streaming services right?? Doubt it...

I do feel the same way about all other streaming services. I have a library of around 40,000 songs that I can listen to any time regardless of my access to Internet or content politics. Try again funny boy.

I do too and STILL have a streaming service subscription..... Go figure you can have both *shrugs*

First of all, no you don't.

Secondly, What's the point of paying money for something you can have free??? The few artists who do make quality enough music to support I purchase physical copies of their albums and it adds up to less than $10 a month or $20 a month. This is a money grab.

The only streaming service I use to discover new music is Pandora and that's free.

Also all the reviews I'm hearing about Tidal is that it has a shitty interface with mad flaws. PASS

Do you know how much shit people waste their disposable income on. Why do you think Netflix is successful when you can get movies for free. Like i said you don't have to reinvent the wheel, just create a better wheel. People are paying 5 dollars for a bottle of Fiji water when water is free or you can get a cheaper bottle of Nestle water.

So you're admitting this is a waste of money and you'll knowingly waste your money on it. Nice.

 

[GetoBoy]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

So I'm guessing you feel the same way about all streaming services right?? Doubt it...

I do feel the same way about all other streaming services. I have a library of around 40,000 songs that I can listen to any time regardless of my access to Internet or content politics. Try again funny boy.

I do too and STILL have a streaming service subscription..... Go figure you can have both *shrugs*

First of all, no you don't.

Secondly, What's the point of paying money for something you can have free??? The few artists who do make quality enough music to support I purchase physical copies of their albums and it adds up to less than $10 a month or $20 a month. This is a money grab.

The only streaming service I use to discover new music is Pandora and that's free.

Also all the reviews I'm hearing about Tidal is that it has a shitty interface with mad flaws. PASS

Nigga how the hell a stranger off the internet gonna tell me how much music I have stored in my music library??? Its not waste for ppl that run through ALOT of music and all kinds of music at any given time....I'll go from listening to jay albums to boyz 2 men albums mike jackson albums to t.i. albums in a matter of a hour so for ppl like myself it's a lot easier to just stream what you don't listen to often rather then just go buy/download the whole album then probably never listen to it again

 

[buttuh_b]

that's the problem with music these days. You only wanna listen to shit one time. It makes shit plastic and recyclable.

How much time does it really take to download or buy an album? For me it takes about 15-20 seconds. I don't need to spend $240 a year to do that. If you have such a big library it shouldn't be a problem having access to the shit you wanna listen to.

In all reality, half of yall wouldn't be dick eating if Jay-Z's name wasn't on it. And that's the truth, Ruth.

 

[GetoBoy]

Everything don't need to be dissected and ran through 1000 times.... I'll check out young thug new album but it'll probably be a one time thing... I just out ciara new album again it'll be a one time thing... Everything you listen to don't need the Lupe KDot treatment and that's what streaming is for....I don't need to download every single thing I wanna listen to for what??? Shit is point less especially when I can hear it first then if I decide I wanna keep it just download it.... This shit has nothing to do with jay and everything to do with convenience and value.... For you it's all about jay and that's the truth...

 

[MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14]

You really gotta be a sucker to pay money for this. Lmao @ Jigga Warriors.

So I'm guessing you feel the same way about all streaming services right?? Doubt it...

I do feel the same way about all other streaming services. I have a library of around 40,000 songs that I can listen to any time regardless of my access to Internet or content politics. Try again funny boy.

I do too and STILL have a streaming service subscription..... Go figure you can have both *shrugs*

First of all, no you don't.

Secondly, What's the point of paying money for something you can have free??? The few artists who do make quality enough music to support I purchase physical copies of their albums and it adds up to less than $10 a month or $20 a month. This is a money grab.

The only streaming service I use to discover new music is Pandora and that's free.

Also all the reviews I'm hearing about Tidal is that it has a shitty interface with mad flaws. PASS

Do you know how much shit people waste their disposable income on. Why do you think Netflix is successful when you can get movies for free. Like i said you don't have to reinvent the wheel, just create a better wheel. People are paying 5 dollars for a bottle of Fiji water when water is free or you can get a cheaper bottle of Nestle water.

Netflix/HBO Go/Amazon Inst. Video are popular because watching old shows and or upcoming series are in demand right now. Niggas will kill a nigga for the latest episode of empire. Whiteboys will declare holy gihad on someone trying to stop them from watching game of thrones seasons on demand. I fucks with cole and kendrick but i wasn't going to kill a nigga for their new albums nor was anyone i know.

New music isn't as eagerly anticipated because most new music sucks. Niggas make better mixtapes than albums. I will pay for netflix and do but i ain't paying to stream music.

The other thing is how much time a day are you not by a computer and or Car where you can store massive amounts of music for free. The reason i don't pay for streaming music is the majority of my day i can access free music on spotify youtube or grooveshark why pay for tidal or even spotify when i can listen or even stream for free.