That awkward moment when...

[damobb2deep]

that akward moment when your girl gives you that look cause she knows youre trying to get her to give you some head.

the awkward moment when you realize said "girl" doesn't really exist

the awkward moment when they person you were lying about trying to have sex with you signs up and exposes your ruse

huh???

lol, let's pretend none of that happened, that's your best bet

the ic never forgets tho

Im lost..... Back story?

 

[UPTOWN]

that akward moment when your girl gives you that look cause she knows youre trying to get her to give you some head.

the awkward moment when you realize said "girl" doesn't really exist

the awkward moment when they person you were lying about trying to have sex with you signs up and exposes your ruse

huh???

lol, let's pretend none of that happened, that's your best bet

the ic never forgets tho

ok kai here's the attention that youre so desperate for

twist the story up as much as possible so i can argue back. that way youre making a scene!!

ol obvious ass negress

 

[UPTOWN]

wait ... is this supposed to be kai "going in"????

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Chase N Bundlez]

I never really got into the whole Connex shit wit the bitch, but from the lil I read I dont recall the nigga ever saying he fucked the shorty and lying on his shit, he was just asking niggas if they think he should pursue her cuz she requested him on FB or some shit like that (maybe im wrong)...never understood how it turned into some big exposure, niggas mustve been bored cuz shit was pretty weak....word.

 

[_Menace_]

that awkward moment when someone (you dont know) from a distance say's whats up and throws the peace sign up and you do the same...but he was talking to the person behind you

 

[Down South Slangin]

Lol ayye that awkward moment when you on the phone wit ya chick and u got somebody on the other line, and the chick u talkin to call drops so u talkin to the person on the other line don't even know. On some ol boyz in the hood "so you gone let me hit them skins or what. Tre, this is your mother" type shit lmao

 

[Already Home_17]

wait ... is this supposed to be kai "going in"????

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

that awkward moment when you at the check out line with a cart full of groceries and you realize your wallet is in the car..

That awkward moment when you're at the check out line with a cart full of groceries and your card is declined.

Followed by that moment of relief when you realize you entered the PIN from your other account.

Who enters a pin #?

People who prefer to use Debit Instead of Credit,

There are just something's I don't know about the lower class.

That awkward moment when you dont have a good comeback. You say some dumb shit that makes it worse.

 

[RawAce]

when you been waiting on the baby to go to sleep so u can smash and she go to sleep on her mom,

who also fell asleep

 

[Down South Slangin]

the awkward moment when your pops walks on you bettin yo meat.

the awkward moment when you about to fuck a bitch and she say,"your dick little."

the awkward moment when you try to talk to a chick and that bitch yell, "nigga youre ugly."

Damn I feel bad for you whodi

 

[UPTOWN]

I never really got into the whole Connex shit wit the bitch, but from the lil I read I dont recall the nigga ever saying he fucked the shorty and lying on his shit, he was just asking niggas if they think he should pursue her cuz she requested him on FB or some shit like that (maybe im wrong)...never understood how it turned into some big exposure, niggas mustve been bored cuz shit was pretty weak....word.

she and most others know this. she's just trying to get attention from me really.

not to mention her really dying for acceptance and really trying to live out her "most etherous" female title. not really etherous at all just a bitchy nag sometimes. other times she's coo so i'd say she's bi polar LOL

oh yeah ... i believe she had a tiny chat interview in donkey that day too. so i ruined all the attention she was gonna get. maybe thats the main reason.

 

[_Menace_]

that awkward moment when your team brings in Dwight Howard and Steve Nash but cant even touch the 8th playoff seed

 

[Chase N Bundlez]

I never really got into the whole Connex shit wit the bitch, but from the lil I read I dont recall the nigga ever saying he fucked the shorty and lying on his shit, he was just asking niggas if they think he should pursue her cuz she requested him on FB or some shit like that (maybe im wrong)...never understood how it turned into some big exposure, niggas mustve been bored cuz shit was pretty weak....word.

she and most others know this. she's just trying to get attention from me really.

not to mention her really dying for acceptance and really trying to live out her "most etherous" female title. not really etherous at all just a bitchy nag sometimes. other times she's coo so i'd say she's bi polar LOL

oh yeah ... i believe she had a tiny chat interview in donkey that day too. so i ruined all the attention she was gonna get. maybe thats the main reason.

Cosign...the latter is when she getting dick I guess, the former is when dude spends all night at the 'club' and comes home smellin of cheap candy flavored perfume, presumably cocoa or vanilla..word.

 

[UPTOWN]

when you been waiting on the baby to go to sleep so u can smash and she go to sleep on her mom,

who also fell asleep

well got dayum ..... that shit is the worst ...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

when you been waiting on the baby to go to sleep so u can smash and she go to sleep on her mom,

who also fell asleep

well got dayum ..... that shit is the worst ...

What's awkward is driving 45mins to get some late night sex, only to have the hefa fall asleep, while you're waiting outside. Sending texts and calling with NO response! Then having to drive all the way back home.

Fail

 

[Chase N Bundlez]

^Man I was wondering who the fuck had this walrus in their sig, every minute im seein ths fuckin hippo in my face, either take that bitch down or stop postin so damn much..sheesh.

 

[RawAce]

yeah

i was tempted to turn sigs off

her body cant justify her face

 

[RawAce]

when you been waiting on the baby to go to sleep so u can smash and she go to sleep on her mom,

who also fell asleep

well got dayum ..... that shit is the worst ...

What's awkward is driving 45mins to get some late night sex, only to have the hefa fall asleep, while you're waiting outside. Sending texts and calling with NO response! Then having to drive all the way back home.

Fail

fuck that

windows will be knocked on

45 minute drive!

gas money has been used, no blank trips round here fam

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

The awkward moment you realize you've been f5ing in a wincest thread for 30 minutes.

 

[RawAce]

That awkward moment when you try to move the baby to her bed and she wake up as u go back to your room

 

[RawAce]

That awkward moment when you realize smash chances have went to zero and u say

"fuck it, its gonna be an IC night"

then the threads get slow and it seem like everybody done went out,went to sleep

or

started smashin