That awkward moment when...

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thegreatunknown;5472710 said:
The awkward moment when you trip, almost fall and then try to play it off because someone saw you...

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t.a.m when you and yo homeboy go over some chic's house in the country to hang out with her and her girl friend. everyone's quiet, posted up on the couch all into a movie...when all of a sudden a fuckin roach crawls out the right hand corner of the screen for about an inch or two, from the inside the fuckin tv, and stops. now we're all sitting there, ain't sayin shit, still looking at the tv like nobody sees this gotdamn roach. after what seemed like a fuckin eternity of awkwardness his chic finally gets up and hits the side of the tv. only then, did that lil cockblocka decide to run out of sight.

 
UPTOWN CONNEXX;5470386 said:
that akward moment ..... when your ass and titties pic

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has no ass or titties

This nigga here smh....I would bend that sexi somalian's feet(With the sexi toes) all the way to her ears until she look like pretzel girl

Skinny african pussy is GOAT

Connex is a fag
 
That awkward moment when you at the doctors office waiting with a room full of people and theres a blind lady talkin non stop... You can tell everybody in the room getting frustrated wit her, the white lady in the back corner keeps lowering her newspaper and giving her the eye but she cant see they reactions so she just keep goin. She ask if someone will let her know when the transportation bus arrives and when it does shes still talking and no one tells her the bus is there, you wanna interrupt her and be like "Yo excuse me, your bus here" but you know if you cut her off erbody else gonna be thinkin like "Such a rude young man.." knowin good and damn well they were thinking the same thing.. So in your head you just say fuck it.. i'ma let it slide.. she can catch the next one.
 
bubbaclot;5472244 said:
The moment when you kickin it with ya boys drinking and one of those NigNogs decides to take his shirt off when 2pac comes on.

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That's better than a whole room of niggas taking they shirt off when chief keef or gucci come on.
 
That awkward moment when you inhale something you were drinking and spend the next 3 minutes coughing and choking. Shit's mad embarrassing.

I know old heads that say ”it went down the wrong throat” lol.
 


the awkward moment when you are smashing some jump off and her kid walks in the room, you dont know to either stop and roll off her ass, or keep going like a boss...
 
jayvon32;5481181 said:
the awkward moment when you are smashing some jump off and her kid walks in the room, you dont know to either stop and roll off her ass, or keep going like a boss...

dats not a boss move... dats a thurrsty " i dont kno da next time ima get some ass" move...

gotta respect da kid derrty...
 
That awkward moment when you realize your girl wipes her face with the nutrag you thought you put in the dirty laundry bin but put in the clean laundry bin by mistake
 
kai_valya;5481469 said:
Ounceman;5481450 said:
That awkward moment when you realize your girl wipes her face with the nutrag you thought you put in the dirty laundry bin but put in the clean laundry bin by mistake

a little protein is not bad for her face

You might be on to something. She loves telling me ever since she discovered what she calls "the wonder cloth" laying around the house, her face hasn't been breaking out
 
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Moreno.Kitamura;5474834 said:
the awkward moment when the whole time dude is fucking you he talmbout ' you like this big dick'

and that shit is pinky sized, muthafucka keeps asking, and u just smiling.

Thought you was only fucking your bf who you are going to marry?

SMH at you turning into another Kat.

If you going to talk about your s/o do it in the powder room plz bird brain.
IN THE PAST NIGGA, DAMN

 
T.A.M. when you're at the free clinic for a check up, you spot somebody that knows you, tried to avoid eye contact, but it's too late. They saw you. Then they give the head nod, and smirk. A smirk b/c you they're about to go RUNTELDAT to everybody y'all know.
 

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