That awkward moment when...

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

^Man I was wondering who the fuck had this walrus in their sig, every minute im seein ths fuckin hippo in my face, either take that bitch down or stop postin so damn much..sheesh.

Lol @ walrus. I swear y'all niggaa definition of thick, big, and fat is something else.

I'm pretty sure she not built for the frail brothas. Lol

 

[Meta_Conscious]

she aint sig worthy bruh...

 

[Purr]

when your period comes on and you are wearing white jeans/pants

 

[RawAce]

not sig worthy at all,

even worse that this foul is being committed by darkone

dude is one of the best avi/sig posters

 

[Purr]

she aint sig worthy bruh...

@stopitfive aye hoe! why you spam me nigga?! wtf?!?!? you got beef? you better cook it!

 

[Meta_Conscious]

your post was objectionable... we still cool tho...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

not sig worthy at all,

even worse that this foul is being committed by darkone

dude is one of the best avi/sig posters

Still am. But I've posted just about every size chick. From slim to thick. I posted a slim chick, some niggas will complain she's too skinny. Post a thick one, some niggas will complain she's too "fat." Every nigga has their own taste. So try to cater to all.

Never posted a chick I wouldn't smang w/o hesitation my niggas. Besides, this hefa been posted on a few other posters sigs, and niggas didn't complain then. Lol!

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

that awkward moment when you at the check out line with a cart full of groceries and you realize your wallet is in the car..

That awkward moment when you're at the check out line with a cart full of groceries and your card is declined.

Followed by that moment of relief when you realize you entered the PIN from your other account.

Who enters a pin #?

ebt nigga..quit actin brand new

 

[ohhhla]

that awkward moment when you tell a joke and nobody laugh..

Or maybe the fools didn't get it?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

That awkward moment when both parties are layin in bed bucked naked waiting for the other to initiate. Only to end up arguing about who initiates sex more, and the whole night goin to hell in a hand basket.

 

[VIBE]

That awkward moment where you wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you to begin with ....

This has happened too many time to me, so finally I played it off like I was waving to someone behind her (there was no one), I even gave a thumbs up to the invisible person, the dumb bitch just HAD to turn around to see who it was. Then she looked back at me like "what?" I speed walked outta there.

 

[Max.]

I never really got into the whole Connex shit wit the bitch, but from the lil I read I dont recall the nigga ever saying he fucked the shorty and lying on his shit, he was just asking niggas if they think he should pursue her cuz she requested him on FB or some shit like that (maybe im wrong)...never understood how it turned into some big exposure, niggas mustve been bored cuz shit was pretty weak....word.

she and most others know this. she's just trying to get attention from me really.

not to mention her really dying for acceptance and really trying to live out her "most etherous" female title. not really etherous at all just a bitchy nag sometimes. other times she's coo so i'd say she's bi polar LOL

oh yeah ... i believe she had a tiny chat interview in donkey that day too. so i ruined all the attention she was gonna get. maybe thats the main reason.

Cosign...the latter is when she getting dick I guess, the former is when dude spends all night at the 'club' and comes home smellin of cheap candy flavored perfume, presumably cocoa or vanilla..word.

Stop saying word at the end of yo shitty paragraphs you fuckn shithead its not 1991

Go fill some apps out u old ass nigga

 

[contemplate]

that awkward moment when you at the check out line with a cart full of groceries and you realize your wallet is in the car..

That awkward moment when you're at the check out line with a cart full of groceries and your card is declined.

Followed by that moment of relief when you realize you entered the PIN from your other account.

Who enters a pin #?

Entering a PIN >>> Showing ID and having to sign.

getting cash back >>>>>>

 

[UPTOWN]

when you been waiting on the baby to go to sleep so u can smash and she go to sleep on her mom,

who also fell asleep

well got dayum ..... that shit is the worst ...

What's awkward is driving 45mins to get some late night sex, only to have the hefa fall asleep, while you're waiting outside. Sending texts and calling with NO response! Then having to drive all the way back home.

Fail

hell fuckin no!!! LOL smh

 

[Rubato Garcia]

That awkward moment when you're at work and is on the work computer and these outrageous signatures freeze up your computer and someone walks up so you turn the monitor off.

I would get fired swiftly if I got caught browsing the IC at work

 

[Trollio]

coonexx is a bitch

we aint forgot nigga

you been tip toeing yo way back online nigga

 

[[Trillmatic]]

The awkward moment when you invite ya homie over to chill, and the nigga act like he aint tryna leave after its been like 5 hours. nigga take yo ass home.

 

[[Trillmatic]]

That awkward moment when you slide your chair back from your desk accidentally unplugging your headphones from your speaker in the process, and there is porn playing and your wife wakes up

this me right here

 

[Will Munny]

u jerkin off and when u jizz...

Spoiler

blood squirts out

Lol pussis

 

[Karl.]

A thread fails

...you thought you ethered him but you didn't.