That awkward moment when...

[Go figure]

u fart and someone pops up outta nowhere and walks to the vicinity of polluted area while ur still there.

u fart accidentally in public, then try to mimic the sound more than likely with your shoes, chair, or creaky floor to make it seem like thats what it was in the first place.

talking to yourself or singing to yourself when someone walks in on u outta nowhere

getting caught masturbating

forgetting someone's name and they can tell

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

Lmao this thread funny cuz a lot of this shit done happened to me

 

[Blank_Sinatra]

-That awkward moment where you & the homie's wifey get too close physically or a bit too comfortable, then both of you back away at the same time and that weird moment ensues.

 

[Blank_Sinatra]

Niggas who piss at them lil stand up urinals don't realize all that piss splashing right back on your fucken clothes and shit because you standing so close to that joint.

It's fucked up that dudes don't even realize that shit.

Straight putrid..

Just find you a stall, stand back and aim wherever you want.. I piss on floors, seats whatever..

That ain't my toilet I could give a fuck less..

 

[ineedpussy]

The awkward moment when you pour out some cereal and cockroaches are in the bag.

fixed homies

 

[Chase N Bundlez]

Niggas who piss at them lil stand up urinals don't realize all that piss splashing right back on your fucken clothes and shit because you standing so close to that joint.

It's fucked up that dudes don't even realize that shit.

Straight putrid..

Just find you a stall, stand back and aim wherever you want.. I piss on floors, seats whatever..

That ain't my toilet I could give a fuck less..

That awkward moment where u just admitted u be lookin at dudes using the urinal next to you.

 

[Blank_Sinatra]

-That awkward moment when you watching TV or a movie and a sex scene pops up, and right at that moment somebody walk in and they think you been watching it all along.

 

[damobb2deep]

Dat awkward moment when u watchin a show and a bad situation comes on dat u and yo s/o has been thru...

 

[Blank_Sinatra]

Niggas who piss at them lil stand up urinals don't realize all that piss splashing right back on your fucken clothes and shit because you standing so close to that joint.

It's fucked up that dudes don't even realize that shit.

Straight putrid..

Just find you a stall, stand back and aim wherever you want.. I piss on floors, seats whatever..

That ain't my toilet I could give a fuck less..

That awkward moment where u just admitted u be lookin at dudes using the urinal next to you.

That awkward moment when a balding cunt who thinks "G-Star" is what's hot right now (lol) chases you around sub-forum to sub-forum and doesn't proof read posts before replying to them.

The whole premise was I don't use urinals you fucken dickhead.

Winning before engaging in battle, I gotta hold the all time IC record for that shit.

 

[ineedpussy]

the awkward moment when your pops walks on you bettin yo meat.

the awkward moment when you about to fuck a bitch and she say,"your dick little."

the awkward moment when you try to talk to a chick and that bitch yell, "nigga youre ugly."

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Dat awkward moment when u watchin a show and a bad situation comes on dat u and yo s/o has been thru...

LOL!! Bruh no lie, the ex I mentioned, we were heading to a comedy show, and a commercial on the radio about protecting yourself from std's came on. Awkward.

At the comedy show, comedian Pierre (light skin brotha from "How to Be a Player") joked about no grown azzz woman should be gettin an std. Awkward.

 

[UPTOWN]

that akward moment when your girl gives you that look cause she knows youre trying to get her to give you some head.

 

[MARIO_DRO]

Dat awkward moment when u watchin a show and a bad situation comes on dat u and yo s/o has been thru...

LOL!! Bruh no lie, the ex I mentioned, we were heading to a comedy show, and a commercial on the radio about protecting yourself from std's came on. Awkward.

At the comedy show, comedian Pierre (light skin brotha from "How to Be a Player") joked about no grown azzz woman should be gettin an std. Awkward.

NIGGA U GOT STDS?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Dat awkward moment when u watchin a show and a bad situation comes on dat u and yo s/o has been thru...

LOL!! Bruh no lie, the ex I mentioned, we were heading to a comedy show, and a commercial on the radio about protecting yourself from std's came on. Awkward.

At the comedy show, comedian Pierre (light skin brotha from "How to Be a Player") joked about no grown azzz woman should be gettin an std. Awkward.

NIGGA U GOT STDS?

Reading is fundemental bruh...

"That awkward moment when your ex tells you she contracted a std, yet your test results come out clean.

Wonder how she broke the news to the nigga she f@@@@d raw?"

...smh.

 

[Meta_Conscious]

...when a bitch u just started talking to on the phone starts blabbing about an ill relative...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

that akward moment when your girl gives you that look cause she knows youre trying to get her to give you some head.

the awkward moment when you realize said "girl" doesn't really exist

the awkward moment when they person you were lying about trying to have sex with you signs up and exposes your ruse

Lol! I knew someone was gonna bring it up.

 

[UPTOWN]

that akward moment when your girl gives you that look cause she knows youre trying to get her to give you some head.

the awkward moment when you realize said "girl" doesn't really exist

the awkward moment when they person you were lying about trying to have sex with you signs up and exposes your ruse

huh???

 

[UPTOWN]

that akward moment when your girl gives you that look cause she knows youre trying to get her to give you some head.

the awkward moment when you realize said "girl" doesn't really exist

the awkward moment when they person you were lying about trying to have sex with you signs up and exposes your ruse

Lol! I knew someone was gonna bring it up.

manti teo??

 

[Chase N Bundlez]

Niggas who piss at them lil stand up urinals don't realize all that piss splashing right back on your fucken clothes and shit because you standing so close to that joint.

It's fucked up that dudes don't even realize that shit.

Straight putrid..

Just find you a stall, stand back and aim wherever you want.. I piss on floors, seats whatever..

That ain't my toilet I could give a fuck less..

That awkward moment where u just admitted u be lookin at dudes using the urinal next to you.

That awkward moment when a balding cunt who thinks "G-Star" is what's hot right now (lol) chases you around sub-forum to sub-forum and doesn't proof read posts before replying to them.

The whole premise was I don't use urinals you fucken dickhead.

Winning before engaging in battle, I gotta hold the all time IC record for that shit.

I read the part where u said u dont use them, but that has nuffn to do with the fact that ur analyzing how close men are to the urinal when relievng themselves.

Actually G Star is more poppin now than when I was actually wearing it, but im always ahead of the curb so...what u wear tho, them Phillip Lim oversized clutch's and Balmain kilts, rite...fuckin plesbian.

 

[Meta_Conscious]

...when Kai rips the scab off your broken heart...