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That awkward moment when you're taking a dump in the public bathroom of your dorm room floor and your homey walks in and takes a dump in the next stall. This is where it gets weird. You then realize this dude took a quick shit, ran the water for about 2 seconds to "wash" his hands and then proceeds back to his room like he don't got the doo doo hands. I never ate or had a drink in his room again.
 
"i use to hustle cds in school"

The awkward moment when the computer lab teacher ask you what fuck action is "in a sexy voice"?? I thought she was flirting with a g I'm smiling a young nigga was ready then she crushed me and said I shouldn't be downloading music on the schools computer and she'll be calling my dad about this
 
One time I was at Taco Bell waiting on my food, and there was some dude standing next to me, I knew he was mentally challenge/retarded just by looking at how he was carrying himself, so that's why I didn't trip when he started shuffling over to me with his hand held out.

It was pretty awkward, but then the lady he was with spoke up and said he just wanted to say hi, so I smiled , shook his hand, and said hi.

Then I got my food and left.

 
that awkward moment when your co-worker asks you for that paperwork that shoulda been done hours ago, but you been on the ic
 
bubbaclot;5458780 said:
A thread fails

bubbaclot;5458832 said:
Ok.

How about the moment you meet the homies new girl that he's been bragging about for days and you findout it's a chick you've smashed multiple times.

bubbaclot;5459231 said:
The awkward moment when you forget the females name your having sex with.

bubbaclot;5459279 said:
That awkward moment when you are laying next to the chick you just smashed and she starts talking about doing stuff tomorrow and you realize you forgot to tell her that your married.

Lol. Man. That is so awkward.

She like "blah blah blah movies blah blah blah I'll cook blah blah blah my moms house."

Your like

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Oh good times

bubbaclot;5459309 said:
That awkward moment when you realize that's her butt hole.

that awkward moment when you become an active participator in a thread you once claimed was a failure
 
That awkward moment when you tell people on the internet you got "bagged by the jays" on apparent concealed weapons charges but they find out you actually got arrested for boosting.

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Already Home_17;5460710 said:
bubbaclot;5458780 said:
A thread fails

bubbaclot;5458832 said:
Ok.

How about the moment you meet the homies new girl that he's been bragging about for days and you findout it's a chick you've smashed multiple times.

bubbaclot;5459231 said:
The awkward moment when you forget the females name your having sex with.

bubbaclot;5459279 said:
That awkward moment when you are laying next to the chick you just smashed and she starts talking about doing stuff tomorrow and you realize you forgot to tell her that your married.

Lol. Man. That is so awkward.

She like "blah blah blah movies blah blah blah I'll cook blah blah blah my moms house."

Your like

ray_j.gif


Oh good times

bubbaclot;5459309 said:
That awkward moment when you realize that's her butt hole.

that awkward moment when you become an active participator in a thread you once claimed was a failure

I never claimed this thread would fail.

I said its awkward when a thread fails.

SMDH. Understanding and comprehension is not popular here.
 
That awkward moment when your ex tells you she contracted a std, yet your test results come out clean.

Wonder how she broke the news to the nigga she f@@@@d raw?
 
-That awkward moment when you been growing your hair out & delaying a haircut for the longest, then the day comes and you planned everything around that fresh cut, only to find your barber is missing or the shop is closed for no apparent reason..

-That awkward moment where you driving back home after getting no haircut, feeling like shit, and everybody blowin up your phone talking about "it's a party tonight" or "we goin out you comin.."
 
kai_valya;5460867 said:
darkone360;5460744 said:
That awkward moment when your ex tells you she contracted a std, yet your test results come out clean.

Wonder how she broke the news to the nigga she f@@@@d raw?

what did she say when she got her results? i hope she hadn't been accusing you of cheating

The fact she DIDN'T accuse me is what led me to believe she did dirt. B/c she was sober rather than angry. In tears and all.

Hefa was shocked as hell when I told her my results was negative. Sad part is, I didn't even drill her about who she may have been wit.
 
-That awkward moment when you sitting on the chair getting your hair cut and a group of niggas waiting their turn just off to the side just staring at you while you gettin cut..nh.

Then you lookin in the mirror in front trying not to notice them staring at your fucken head..
 
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