Suburban Niggas vs Hood Niggas

[_Lefty]

I eat mayonnaise.

Wtf

i pretty much deal wit white bitches..

and my child's mother is half white.. so iv acquired the taste..

i also use ketchup out of the fridge now. smmfh

hilarious, but whats wrong with this?

lol jus cause..

real niggas dont refrigerate they condiments..

nah jus nah..

funniest shit when my moms come over her and my girl be goin at it about this very thing..

next time we grocery shop we told my moms we go buy her some ketchup and mustard and keep it in the cupboard. lol

my game was like "it says refrigerate AFTER opening"

moms was like "nah nah.. it says BEST IF refrigerated"

i was dyin..

dont make me none either way now..

but it did take some gettin use to. lol

hol up nigga. I been refrigeratin condiments my whole life.

 

[StillFaggyAF]

I'm confused. Condiments go in the fridge right?

 

[Figo]

I eat mayonnaise.

Wtf

i pretty much deal wit white bitches..

and my child's mother is half white.. so iv acquired the taste..

i also use ketchup out of the fridge now. smmfh

hilarious, but whats wrong with this?

lol jus cause..

real niggas dont refrigerate they condiments..

nah jus nah..

funniest shit when my moms come over her and my girl be goin at it about this very thing..

next time we grocery shop we told my moms we go buy her some ketchup and mustard and keep it in the cupboard. lol

my game was like "it says refrigerate AFTER opening"

moms was like "nah nah.. it says BEST IF refrigerated"

i was dyin..

dont make me none either way now..

but it did take some gettin use to. lol

i see what you mean. its kinda like where i came from, we keep a machete under the mattress, not in the shed. real shit

 

[_Lefty]

I eat mayonnaise.

Wtf

i pretty much deal wit white bitches..

and my child's mother is half white.. so iv acquired the taste..

i also use ketchup out of the fridge now. smmfh

hilarious, but whats wrong with this?

lol jus cause..

real niggas dont refrigerate they condiments..

nah jus nah..

funniest shit when my moms come over her and my girl be goin at it about this very thing..

next time we grocery shop we told my moms we go buy her some ketchup and mustard and keep it in the cupboard. lol

my game was like "it says refrigerate AFTER opening"

moms was like "nah nah.. it says BEST IF refrigerated"

i was dyin..

dont make me none either way now..

but it did take some gettin use to. lol

i see what you mean. its kinda like where i came from, we keep a machete under the mattress, not in the shed. real shit

I think niggas in the hood feared the dad with the machete than the one with the willie manchester shotgun. Every hood had a dad wit a machete yo.

 

[KingRenaissance]

I eat mayonnaise.

Wtf

i pretty much deal wit white bitches..

and my child's mother is half white.. so iv acquired the taste..

i also use ketchup out of the fridge now. smmfh

hilarious, but whats wrong with this?

lol jus cause..

real niggas dont refrigerate they condiments..

nah jus nah..

funniest shit when my moms come over her and my girl be goin at it about this very thing..

next time we grocery shop we told my moms we go buy her some ketchup and mustard and keep it in the cupboard. lol

my game was like "it says refrigerate AFTER opening"

moms was like "nah nah.. it says BEST IF refrigerated"

i was dyin..

dont make me none either way now..

but it did take some gettin use to. lol

i see what you mean. its kinda like where i came from, we keep a machete under the mattress, not in the shed. real shit

I think niggas in the hood feared the dad with the machete than the one with the willie manchester shotgun. Every hood had a dad wit a machete yo.

Sounds dangerous, I'll take your word for it

 

[I Self Lord & Master]

i got introduced to machetes by st vincys i grew up with

 

[Jabu_Rule]

I'm from a neighborhood located in a city. I didn't know being from the Hood meant you were specifically from within the city limits. I'm thinking, a fucked up neighborhood is a fucked up neighborhood and there are plenty of fucked up Suburbs.

 

[KingRenaissance]

i got introduced to machetes by st vincys i grew up with

Is that When you became a booty bandit felon nigga

 

[I Self Lord & Master]

ppl be thinkim im bougie by my condiments that i jus started fuckin wit in my adult years

folks NEVA tried real maple syrup, had broads opening it n tasting it, it in da fridge of course

(relatively ) expensive olive oils

all kinds of foreign hot sauces from carribean hot pepper sauces ( refrigerared )to gochucang (sp) no mo franks n louisinana shit dont compare

mustard wit the lil granules or whatever

REAL hundred percent juices

fuckin mortar n pestle, all kinds of shit, my kitchen becomes a fuckin attraction lmao

i love puttin my folks on to shit though cause i was put on my damn self to a lot of shit

 

[2stepz_ahead]

ppl be thinkim im bougie by my condiments that i jus started fuckin wit in my adult years

folks NEVA tried real maple syrup, had broads opening it n tasting it, it in da fridge of course

(relatively ) expensive olive oils

all kinds of foreign hot sauces from carribean hot pepper sauces ( refrigerared )to gochucang (sp) no mo franks n louisinana shit dont compare

mustard wit the lil granules or whatever

REAL hundred percent juices

fuckin mortar n pestle, all kinds of shit, my kitchen becomes a fuckin attraction lmao

i love puttin my folks on to shit though cause i was put on my damn self to a lot of shit

real shit here.....

nigga be asking where th lard an crisco or whatever an laugh at my olive oil...

niggas laugh at me having hot sauce an siracha

i got greek seasoning next to the garlic powder and adobo and seasoning salt

an when wifey makes her own vinaigrette.....aw shit......niggas start saying we done crossed the threshold into bougie and aint no coming back.

even with hot cheddar popcorn

 

[Figo]

i got introduced to machetes by st vincys i grew up with

we caribbean heads like to swing that blade. for a quick demonstration, via home trinidad.

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[I Self Lord & Master]

i got introduced to machetes by st vincys i grew up with

we caribbean heads like to swing that blade. for a quick demonstration, via home trinidad.

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cant nothing handle that sugar cane or coconut or even chicken like a damn machete

 

[BEAM]

.. I said, If you luv the hood and is CONTENT

as in you just want to stay there and not better yourself

Then, I'm good on associating with you

Someone like that, don't believe in growth or progress and I do ..

And this is a great mentality to have, if we're being honest. You've just got to know what you're talking about in order to make judgements like that, which a lot of sheltered suburban niggas don't. There are some comfy hood niggas that could teach you things you'll Never learn in the Suburbs, that will make you better; Make your suburban life better.. By all means be willing to learn, but don't bounce before you absorb everything you can.

A lot of suburban niggas are indeed bougie because they think like this ( the above ), but they're lost on a lot of things, and it's quite obvious -- especially to street niggas. A street nigga will say things like, "What, you think you're better than me?" And the answer will be yes, because a lot of suburban niggas actually believe that they are. But then we get out in the real world, and --

A street nigga will know how to take your bitch from you, and make her go back to him..

A street nigga will know how to make and flip money ( cash ), and it ain't got nothing to do with a bank act..

A street nigga will know how to read / gauge people, places, and situations and maneuver accordingly..

A street nigga will know how to finesse rules and regulations, and not get caught..

A street nigga will know how to have more ( better ) fun, i.e. getting high the right way, taking risks the right way, getting bitches the right way, etc..

lol jus cause..

real niggas dont refrigerate they condiments..

nah jus nah..

No shot, but then you've got things like this that are trivial and silly that def do come out of the hood, just cause.

A lot of hood niggas are tragically rooted in tradition, just because that's all they know, better or not.

So on the same token, there are a lot of things that hood niggas can ( and should ) learn from the Suburbs as well. But as with both sides, you don't know what you don't know..

.. my game was like "it says refrigerate AFTER opening"

moms was like "nah nah.. it says BEST IF refrigerated"

This speaks to a lot of what I said earlier.

Due to having access to more information, suburban niggas have the potential to be "more intelligent," in a technical sense. Logic, basically..

Due to having to make due and look out for yourself, hood niggas have the potential to be "smarter," in a practical sense. Common sense, basically..

This is why you need both.

Figure out what to do, technically.

Learn how to do it better, practically.

.. ppl be thinkim im bougie by my condiments that i jus started fuckin wit in my adult years

i love puttin my folks on to shit though cause i was put on my damn self to a lot of shit..

Yeah, the Suburbs present more ( and often better ) options. There's no question or debate there.

A street nigga will say you being bougie or fancy, when really homie is just sleep on shit his area can't afford, which is tragic, but still clownable. Same way street niggas can crack jokes. lol

 

[Chi Snow]

Everybody know the ketchup, the mustard, the hot sauce, the steak sauce........

that shit goes in the FRIDGE

fucking savages

 

[I Self Lord & Master]

hot sauce?

 

[I Self Lord & Master]

but let's make this clear, hood n street aint synonyms at all

 

[KingRenaissance]

but let's make this clear, hood n street aint synonyms at all

Wrd?

 

[2stepz_ahead]

A street nigga will know how to take your bitch from you, and make her go back to him..

A street nigga will know how to make and flip money ( cash ), and it ain't got nothing to do with a bank act..

A street nigga will know how to read / gauge people, places, and situations and maneuver accordingly..

A street nigga will know how to finesse rules and regulations, and not get caught..

A street nigga will know how to have more ( better ) fun, i.e. getting high the right way, taking risks the right way, getting bitches the right way, etc..[/b]

i have to step out but i will come back to reply to this......

i think you are talking on an individual level and person dependent.

 

[KingRenaissance]

but let's make this clear, hood n street aint synonyms at all

Did that inmate education help you figure out the difference between the wrd/phrase synonym and the spice cinnamon fuck nigga

 

[bununs alias]

yall niggas never had a mayonnaise sandwich ?