School Me on Football (Not that fairy ass soccer shit)

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Parallel;7388274 said:
Y'all have NEVER been this helpful in the CS before. Dude got roasted for like 3 years for asking what a zone defense is lmao

Saw a non-Beezy female come in here and

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Aint that some shit though @Parallel‌
 
What is a zone defense though?

Can you guys tell me abouy some plays? Why are plays needed in football? Cant the guy just run the ball?
 
TheBoyRo;7389120 said:
Smh why don't she just google these questions?? Wikipedia maybe??

@theboyro stfu you fairy bitch. Dont come in my thread talking about read or google this shit.

I wanna ask all of the beautiful/handsome kings and queen (beezy) about football.

Can a nigga live?

 
Evilchuck;7393882 said:
What is a zone defense though?

Can you guys tell me abouy some plays? Why are plays needed in football? Cant the guy just run the ball?

A zone defense is a scheme designed to defend space.

The purpose of plays is strategy. Coordinators purposely draw up plays to trick the defense or create mismatches on the field. Yes, a guy can just run the ball, but the guy would have more success getting yardage if he had a blocker in front of him or the quarterback faked out the defense to have the defense flowing in one direction and then pitched the ball to the running back in an area of open space. You're in fashion right? You could just throw some clothes on a model and say , "hear bitch go sell my shit." Or you could come up with a business plan, work up some advertising etc.

it all comes down to strategy.
 
Evilchuck;7393882 said:
What is a zone defense though?

A zone defense is used kinda like when a nigga tryna holler at a female but he need a "wingman" to help him finish the job you feel me...

Ideally.. you would love it if every guy you have on defense could stop the offensive guy from running it in for a touchdown ... But some of these bum ass niggas don't deserve an nfl jersey with their name on the back any more than I do.. So they need "help" ...that's essentially what the concept of zone boils down to

..instead of a defender trying to stop a guy on offense by himself ..the defense will use a "wingman" approach and try to conquer the offensive guy together...NH

For example ...look at this right here

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You see number 31 tryna stop 84 from catchin the ball? Nigga look dazed and confused dont he? ..pathetic right? He got no fuckin chance stopping that shit..just like a lame ass nigga got no chance going to a group of females and fighting thru them damn piranha ass brawds to bag the one he wants ..so he brings his "wingmen" along to take off some of the pressure ..digg it?

Now look here at how much better they BOTH stop the offensive player from catching the ball while the defense is using a zone concept

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BANG.... "YOU GET THE NUMBER!"

Which of course means...

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....EVERYBODY WINS
 
Evilchuck;7387682 said:
Why are there soooo many coaches?! Okay what is the point of the center? Why hike the ball?

Do you have to hike the ball?

Football used to be a one "system" thing, meaning everybody played both side of the ball...but it was tiresome and alot more injuries (from being tired and not in condition).

The 2-platoon system is used now, meaning most only play one side of the ball, and now those positions have become increasing specialized so each coach is supposedly an specialist for whatever position or group (offensive line, defensive line, wide receivers, tight ends ..etc.)

The center is the "QB" of the offensive line....he the guard who job is to make sure he direct your whole offensive line in keeping the actual quarterback safe. He calls out his line to watch for the "stunts", "blitz" or zone of the defensive line for a QB who not experienced enough yet to do so (the Peytons, Brees are some of the exceptions) .

The ball always from the very beginning of football always was hiked. It just one of those "it is what it is" rules.

Now I humbly ask could you kindly let your aureoles help a deaf nigga's ears hear ?..............................
 
@Bazz-B I like the guy with long hair. The Samoan guy. Hes the cute one, I think his name is likalpolo or something
 
Evilchuck;7401817 said:
@Bazz-B I like the guy with long hair. The Samoan guy. Hes the cute one, I think his name is likalpolo or something

I had a feeling you going to say Troy Polamalu all the girls like him.

 
Bazz-B;7401835 said:
Evilchuck;7401817 said:
@Bazz-B I like the guy with long hair. The Samoan guy. Hes the cute one, I think his name is likalpolo or something

I had a feeling you going to say Troy Polamalu all the girls like him.

Yes, I have hair envy. He so fine.
 
@millzog lay off the powder doughnuts cause you seem high off sugar. I'm not trolling, I'm deadass with these questions.
 
football is easy. you catch the ball and run and then I tackle you, rip off your uniform and slide my Johnson between them big ole tits!
 
Yo_Killa!;7401922 said:
football is easy. you catch the ball and run and then I tackle you, rip off your uniform and slide my Johnson between them big ole tits!

Thats role play
 
Yo_Killa!;7401922 said:
football is easy. you catch the ball and run and then I tackle you, rip off your uniform and slide my Johnson between them big ole tits!

hey I didn't know about the tit pics offer. since somebody else already answered your questions send me those pics in my pm.
 
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