School Me on Football (Not that fairy ass soccer shit)

[Purr]

Whats a blitz?

 

[themadlionsfan]

How many positions are there in football?

What is the point of the coach having headphones on?

If it is to call the play, why doesnt the quarterback have a bluetooth?

11 positions on defense offense and special teams

head coach has headphones to communicate with the rest of the coaching staff

quarterback has a two way radio in his helmet to communicate with head coach and offensive coaching staff.

Whoa!!! Thats freaking crazy. I didnt know that!!

Are there two coaching staff? One for offensive, defensive, but what special team?

What is a special team?! Omg! Thats the group that blitz right?!

Three basic coaching staffs made up of units of other coaches who coach the positions.

Offensive coaching staff made up of quarterback coach, running back coach, wide receiver coach, offensive line coach.

Defensive coaching staff made up of defensive line coach, linebacker coach, defensive back coach. All coaches may or may not have assistants.

Special teams do not blitz. Speaking teams make up of the kickoff team, kick off return team, punt team, punt return team, field goal team and the field goal block team. Special teams also has a coach. May or may not have assistant.

And the head coach is the boss of them all. He has the final say on all tactics.

 

[themadlionsfan]

Whats a blitz?

A blitz is a play designed to send more players than the offense can block to attack the quarterback.

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Listen Girl ... All You Need To Know ...Is That This Right Here?

Is The Holy Cloth .....

Whats an onside kick? ..... Dallas Cowboys

Whats a 2 minute warning? .... Dallas Cowboys

Whats a Neutral Zone Infraction? ..... Dallas Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys is the answer to all of your questions bae ... and you know i wouldn't lie to you

you just put that Jersey on and look cute ..... and you aint gone have nothing to worry about... TRUST ME

 

[G.Avant]

Listen Girl ... All You Need To Know ...Is That This Right Here?

Is The Holy Cloth .....

Whats an onside kick? ..... Dallas Cowboys

Whats a 2 minute warning? .... Dallas Cowboys

Whats a Neutral Zone Infraction? ..... Dallas Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys is the answer to all of your questions bae ... and you know i wouldn't lie to you

you just put that Jersey on and look cute ..... and you aint gone have nothing to worry about... TRUST ME

Dont let this nigga confine you to a life of hardship, pain and agony. Come over here and fuck with the real ma

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Listen Girl ... All You Need To Know ...Is That This Right Here?

Is The Holy Cloth .....

Whats an onside kick? ..... Dallas Cowboys

Whats a 2 minute warning? .... Dallas Cowboys

Whats a Neutral Zone Infraction? ..... Dallas Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys is the answer to all of your questions bae ... and you know i wouldn't lie to you

you just put that Jersey on and look cute ..... and you aint gone have nothing to worry about... TRUST ME

Dont let this nigga confine you to a life of hardship, pain and agony. Come over here and fuck with the real ma

 

[HustleThaDon]

"Don't let this nigga confine you to a life of hardship, pain, and agony."

You just defined being a Jacksonville jaguars fan.

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

got eeem

 

[1CK1S]

Yeeeeaaaaah,,,, *sighs*,,,,, Just stick to f-cking with the Clippers and the NBA.

 

[1CK1S]

"Don't let this nigga confine you to a life of hardship, pain, and agony."

You just defined being a Jacksonville jaguars fan.

 

[ckfree]

women that hate football > women that are overly fake enthusiastic about liking football

 

[Purr]

Why are there soooo many coaches?! Okay what is the point of the center? Why hike the ball?

Do you have to hike the ball?

 

[Beezus]

Great thread chuck!

 

[Purr]

thanks beezy boo!

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Why are there soooo many coaches?!

Think of it like a Fashion House right?

so in a large Fashion House you'd have your design director and then your additional designers as well as your interns and so on right?

in the same vein ... you have your coaching staff ...think of the coaching staff as your "design team" the head coach would be your design director ... then for each position on the field or "department" you have a specific set of coaches or "designers"

it helps delegate responsibility so that one area on the team wont get neglected since a coach is only one man and cant watch over every single player at all times

Okay what is the point of the center? Why hike the ball?

Do you have to hike the ball?

The "Center" position is a part of a group called the offensive line .. you can usually distinguish these gentelmen by their large size and protruding guts .... as illustrated below

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you see that the guy in the middle? ... he would usually be called the "center" as he is in the center of the offensive line...

the point of "hiking" or "snapping" the ball is to initiate a play... a play can not happen until the ball is snapped ... there's two ways you will see a ball snapped .. one way is when the QB gets behind the center NH... reaches between his legs ... NH .... and takes the ball from the center as he "hikes" into his hands.. the other way is when you see the Quarter Back stand a few steps behind the center and the center hikes the ball to him like a baby getting shot out during a delivery

Now its important that the center and the QB are on the same page during this exchange or else you'll have potential for miscommunication .... and you dont want that ... if you have miscommunication you'll look like Tony Romo

Tony Romo is the devil ..... you dont want to be the devil do you?

 

[themadlionsfan]

Why are there soooo many coaches?! Okay what is the point of the center? Why hike the ball?

Do you have to hike the ball?

There are a lot coaches because there are a lot of positions.

The center helps protect the quarterback and calls out protections.

The center snaps the ball to start the play.

 

[So ILL]

Listen Girl ... All You Need To Know ...Is That This Right Here?

Is The Holy Cloth .....

Whats an onside kick? ..... Dallas Cowboys

Whats a 2 minute warning? .... Dallas Cowboys

Whats a Neutral Zone Infraction? ..... Dallas Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys is the answer to all of your questions bae ... and you know i wouldn't lie to you

you just put that Jersey on and look cute ..... and you aint gone have nothing to worry about... TRUST ME

Dont let this nigga confine you to a life of hardship, pain and agony. Come over here and fuck with the real ma

The irony is strong in this post.

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Y'all have NEVER been this helpful in the CS before. Dude got roasted for like 3 years for asking what a zone defense is lmao

Saw a non-Beezy female come in here and

but its chuck.

 

[Stew]

I had to teach a grown ass man about the game a couple months ago, shit was sad as fuck but he bought me some beer so I gave in. Nh

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

Y'all have NEVER been this helpful in the CS before. Dude got roasted for like 3 years for asking what a zone defense is lmao

Saw a non-Beezy female come in here and

but its chuck.

Yeah that chest meat is nice ain't it?

All you need to know about football is that the Cowboys ain't shit and their fans ain't shit. The rest will come on its own.

white lies.