Rhino, hippo, or lion?

[Gold_Certificate]

Muslim hippo, easily.

The Islam gives it just the edge it needs.

 

[RawAce]

Lion

i would prolly take my chances evading wit the shield and trying to see if i can get a stab in wit my spear

 

[Billy_Poncho]

I'd fight a lion, but I'd make a plan to win. I'd make it chase me, but I'd run it into the shield I stuck into the ground and it'd trip over it. I'd then take that chance to stab the lion in the neck for the win.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

islamic suicide bombing freedom fighting hippos win again

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Nice bump. I'm still taking on the lion though. If Samson, David, and Benaiah can do it. Why can't I?

"Benaiah son of Jehoiada was a valiant fighter from Kabzeel, who performed great exploits. He struck down two of Moab's best men. He also went down into a pit on a snowy day and killed a lion." 2 Samuel 23:20

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

which members of my family, and exactly what have they been sentenced to death for?

The ones you love the most and they have done nothing wrong, they've been wrongfully accused and sentenced to death.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

What type of terrain would I have to fight this beast on?

It would be in an arena. Like a football field.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Give me some tequila and I'll take on the rhino that mean ass bastard, fuck all that biblical so and so did it so can I shit, let's put on a show!!

 

[VIBE]

I'd take on all 3 in hopes two would die fighting each other and the 3rd would be pretty wounded or too tired to attack me, I'd then kill it and walk out.

This still stands, LOL @ that warthog again.

 

[Copper]

Bebop and rocksteady

 

[Focal Point]

lol @ niggas making plans for the Lion to chase him and run into the shield... the Lion goes after animals faster than you, how you have anytime to do anything but almost kiss your ass goodbye... with that said the Lion would probably be my choice because the other two would lead to a death of epic savagery, with the Lion I could hope my rib or fibula gets stuck in his or her throat for revenge

 

[Lincoln]

The ones you love the most and they have done nothing wrong, they've been wrongfully accused and sentenced to death.

then a lion it is. i ain't about murder tho, so i'd try to choke it out probably..

...and i'd probably get killed

 

[mryounggun]

Definitely the rhino or hippo. Speed and agility wins the day! Fuck that Lion shit.

 

[shtoopid]

a lion is 500+ pounds of muscle. no way you're holding it back, even with a shield. i'd choose a rhino, cause i'd probably knock my unconscious the second i get hit.

 

[$ineedmoney$]

Dinner is served my nikka.

 

[ptnutz]

Depending on the relative I might just say, f__k family and bounce.

 

[Copper]

What type of terrain would I have to fight this beast on?

It would be in an arena. Like a football field.

i can run from a hippo in a football field

 

[Bodhi]

I would take all three as long as they fresh out the womb.

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

I'm going with a lion. If it was a mountainous terrain or at least had some obstacles i'd go with the hippo.

 

[RawAce]

Rhinos are pus'ass niggas

flexin on the lil dude but runnin off when he got his bytch