Rhino, hippo, or lion?

[imgoingtoheavenru?]

@DoUwant2go2Heaven... Oh yeah definitely according to the bible David did it also and according to the bible he wasn't the biggest and most gifted one of his brothers physically right but what I'm trying to say here bro is that those guys spoken of in the bible at that specific time (Old Testament these two guys right) they were chosen directly and personally by God to serve those specific purposes and gave those individuals what they needed to do so, so that God can show his might again according to the bible... Sorry so what I mean to say is I don't think God would want to put any one in that position right now lol and I don't think realistically brother than we stand a chance against those wild animals unless God decided is not your day that day lol you feel me.

I get your drift my friend and I agree. I made his thread like 3 years ago and I must have been watching animal

Planet or something. But it was interesting to see the responses in this thread none the less

 

[felliwonda]

@DoUwant2go2Heaven.... I took it too serious huh lol... Interesting is true man my bad

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

Damn, I been sleeping on hippos. They some savages

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

The second you try grappling with a lion you gonna get your insides opened up by them claws.

I'd be on my biblical swag, seeing as my name is Daniel, and just chill in a lions den like Daniel.

I don't know why this made me laugh

 

[damobb2deep]

Smell don't work like that.

His sense of smell ain't gon help him dodge my weapon when I'm fucking his shit up.

lol he gone gore the fuck out of you.. smh nigga gone end up worse than Christopher Reeves...

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

Rhino. I don't think they are predatory by nature and probably wouldn't want anything to do with me. I believe they have poor eyesight. I'd get some shit to camouflage with the environment on some MGS3 shit.

Can't pick the lion because the lion already won.

I'd have a fucking heart attack if I saw some shit like this

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Nigga really said he would pick the hippo and grab it by the neck

 

[silverfoxx]

I'll just fight a Rhino. I read somewhere that they are scared of the scent of Garlic so I'll make sure that whenever I fight it I'll bring a bag of garlic.

As soon as they charge, I throw garlic at it like Donkey Kong, and while it's stunned, I'll jump on top and ride it until I'll aim it's momentum at a cliff, while simultaneously jumping off, via backflip, in slow motion as the Rhino falls to its death. Than ill be reaping the benefits of victory.