Rhino, hippo, or lion?

[PK_TK_187]

if i had a spear i could kill a lion

let it jump right on the tip and impale itself

 

[Shizlansky]

Nigga this aint 300 a lion aint just gon jump on you. that bitch will slap the fuck out you and its a wrap.

How you think it hunts its trips its prey and bite it.

Lions IQ > hippo and Rihno IQ

 

[Copper]

Dont know why but Im at work bored and though about how dumb some niggas on the IC are, then I though about this thread as proof....so a snapshot of the stupidity of the IC...there are actually posters who think they have what it takes to kill a wild 500-2000lb animal with a spear, choke hold or a tae-bo kick....

I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

Nigga please u ain't samson

lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.

I'd fight the rhino. I think it would be easier to get behind it. grab it around its neck or some shit.

As for the Hippo, they are pretty slow and tend to stay in the water most of the day. I'm pretty sure i can out swim a hippo too, and i don't think they go in water that comes over their heads.

hippo. i would run in circles until its too tired and go in for the kill

i'd fight the lion

its the lightest of all the animals and there's less danger in going for a lions eyes than a hippo or rhino

lions are lean anyway so they dont have much outside protection

a good rib kick would be super effective

if i had a spear i could kill a lion

let it jump right on the tip and impale itself

oh bump

 

[unspoken_respect]

Hippo

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Fuck you all. I'm killing myself. Going out on my own terms B.

Runnin muhfuckin head first into the nearest boulder or wall I can find.

 

[Copper]

choice was easy ...hippo thier slow on land...just run ( u have to survive not fight'em)

 

[Gold_Certificate]

I just read the opening post for the first time.

I'd fight none of them, let my family die.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

choice was easy ...hippo thier slow on land...just run ( u have to survive not fight'em)

bruh they aint that slow

 

[AZTG]

If I get to have weapons, I'm fighting a lion, with a shield I might be able to block a lion attack, a sword I can cut one. Other two animals are gonna run me the fuck over regardless

 

[Copper]

choice was easy ...hippo thier slow on land...just run ( u have to survive not fight'em)

bruh they aint that slow

slower than a lion and rhino

 

[Gold_Certificate]

I ain't fighting no goddamn hippo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ3ul8Lv6eM

 

[Brody Brand New]

So basically were sacrificing our life to free the fam....cool. Me personally I would just choose the lion , since I'm gonna die anyway I'll take him on cause theyre known to go straight for the jugular. Might as well get it over quick.

 

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[VulcanRaven]

All 3 at the same damn time cuz im built like that I got adamantium flowing through my veins b

 

[Lincoln]

which members of my family, and exactly what have they been sentenced to death for?

 

[blakfyahking]

All 3 at the same damn time cuz im built like that I got adamantium flowing through my veins b

real nigga shit haha

 

[Gold_Certificate]

I ain't fighting no goddamn hippo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ3ul8Lv6eM

So even if I had a flawless victory over a rhino and a lion, they still wouldn't remember me?

Goddamn.

Nope. The whole time they watched, they'd think "She's the one who didn't want to fight the hippo.".

Your fight would probably be used for a bathroom break and a visit to the concession stands.

That shit would be an intermission.

 

[ohhhla]

Shit, I'm going get my intestine ripped out by a lion.

COME AT ME.

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

What type of terrain would I have to fight this beast on?

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

jewish rhino vs. muslim hippo

who wins?