Rhino, hippo, or lion?

[ayyubam2002]

I think I would just start crying and hope whichever it is take pity on me.

 

[CottonCitySlim]

Ill take the lion, I might can stab the muthafucka. The hip

 

[CottonCitySlim]

The hippo and rhino got natural armor those hides are hard to pierce

 

[coop9889]

Yall do realize the op says you gotta fight, win or lose.... meaning, either you or that animal aint leaving the arena alive.

So everybody in here saying "Im just gonna outrun it"... that shit aint a option nigga. You gotta kill it somehow.

 

[dc's teflondon]

more than likely i ain't surviving either 3; but i'll fight the lion..it's possible to get in a few strikes that can weaken the animal on my bill the butcher shit; but the fight would have to take place in a bull ring that has this places where i could take cover; because in an open field i would have no place to hide

 

[BlackThor356]

if i had a spear id fight the lion....but with no weapons, then theres no chance in hell to win against any of these animals listed

 

[death187sin]

Shield + sword.. i'll take a lion on.. lmao @ blocking a rhino or hippo with a shield

Lol @ blocking a lion with a shield. Da Fuck?

Well those Masai warriors in Africa be killing Lions with just spears lol

lol @ thinking you can throw a spear with any kind of precision....

as soon as you miss, you ain't weaponless....

LMAO I just imagined that shit. Hilarious.

Me too.. Funny as shit in my head!

 

[dalyricalbandit]

all 3 are stronger and stronger than a human.

the lion would be your best chance tho since it doesnt have that armor skin the hippo & rhino have. still dying

 

[ayyubam2002]

all 3 are stronger and stronger than a human.

the lion would be your best chance tho since it doesnt have that armor skin the hippo & rhino have. still dying

Best chance at what? The skin is tougher than yours. Everybody talking about their best chance. The only choice you have is if you want to be eaten by a lion or just killed by the Rhino or a Hippo. For some reason people saying, " you got killed by a Hippo or a Rhino will induce laughter by your family and friends and being killed and eaten by a lion will induce sympathy."

 

[dalyricalbandit]

all 3 are stronger and stronger than a human.

the lion would be your best chance tho since it doesnt have that armor skin the hippo & rhino have. still dying

Best chance at what? The skin is tougher than yours. Everybody talking about their best chance. The only choice you have is if you want to be eaten by a lion or just killed by the Rhino or a Hippo. For some reason people saying, " you got killed by a Hippo or a Rhino will induce laughter by your family and friends and being killed and eaten by a lion will induce sympathy."

hence i said "still dying".

now if i were to have to choose my death of having a 500 lbs lion or 1 of two 5000+ lbs unstoppable animals im taking my chances with a lion

 

[KingJamal]

Damn I remember this thread. LOL @ me, prod, and Du

 

[LUClEN]

Me vs rhino - play by play

1. Lead rhino near cliff

2. Stand right in front of cliff with back facing the cliff

3. Wait for rhino to charge

4. Move out of the way

5 watch stupid rhino fall to his death

 

[Chi Snow]

Hilarious

 

[VIBE]

I'd take on all 3 in hopes two would die fighting each other and the 3rd would be pretty wounded or too tired to attack me, I'd then kill it and walk out.

GOAT answer

 

[felliwonda]

Yo sorry to bust ya bubble but... Noticing some of you guys chose the lion as maybe thinking to have a better chance, well ama be quite honest... This is a lose lose situation... I recently went to a zoo were I was looking at the lions and asked the guy in charge of feeding them and taking care of them if those two lions (which I saw from a distance what looked like a Labrador dog laying down) were really that small... Now lomg story short those two small lions I saw were actually the lightest ones there I believe he told me one weighted 400 pounds and change the other one almost 600 he said.

 

[felliwonda]

Now he told me since he raised them since they were pups he was pretty much the only one who could get as close as speaking to a person face to face... On four legs those lions stand easily 5" feet and on two legs he said like when they attack they are easily 7 to 9 feet now than he told me any human being will pretty much end right than and there depending on the aggressiveness of the cat... Unless he was lying to me the whole time I don't know about taking any of those wild animals one on one lol... Good luck to all I rather be in the crowd cheering for the gladiators lol and live to fight another day like pops said.

 

[Ajackson17]

Now he told me since he raised them since they were pups he was pretty much the only one who could get as close as speaking to a person face to face... On four legs those lions stand easily 5" feet and on two legs he said like when they attack they are easily 7 to 9 feet now than he told me any human being will pretty much end right than and there depending on the aggressiveness of the cat... Unless he was lying to me the whole time I don't know about taking any of those wild animals one on one lol... Good luck to all I rather be in the crowd cheering for the gladiators lol and live to fight another day like pops said.

@cain killed a lion

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Give me all three at the same time....

 

[HundredEyes]

Hippo, dump the sword in his mouth/throat...might lose my arm while doing it but fuck it, the fam and I live.

 

[damobb2deep]

I'm surprised no rhino from Donkey Kong gif in here..