Rhino, hippo, or lion?

[The Prodigalson]

hippo. i would run in circles until its too tired and go in for the kill

A hippo will run faster than you bitch nigga

i doubt that im pretty fast plus i know how to break ankles

Bruh you ain't out running no hippo.

 

[louis rich]

did that pig survive?

 

[The Prodigalson]

did that pig survive?

Don't know the original video ended like the gif.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

you know how thick a hippo or rhino skin is? shit would be nearly impossible to kill that bitch.....give me a lion to fight its the easiest out the three to kill

 

[nex gin]

So yall gon pick a lion?

So yall gon pick something that HUNTS for a living?

So yall gon pick a full grown, 600 pound, agile, aggressive, hunter, has a lot of time putting in killing things?

Ill go with a rhino.

either way you pick you gon die.

but it all depends on the weapon i get

if i had a light machine gun with 500 in the clip ill take on all three

Word. I'm not fucking w/ a big agile muffuga whose daily business is killing shit. I'll take my chances w/ the rhino or hippo....although the hippo ain't no slouch either. I've watched too many damn nature shows to be fucking w/ a big cat. Niggas talking about fighting a lion is gonna be less painful??? So sharp teeth and razor claws ripping at you is what's poppin' in these pain free skreets? At least w/ the rhino or hippo I stand the chance of getting killed or at least knocked uncouncious immediately.

 

[Doctopian]

Lion. The easiest to kill of the three and the most efficient killer out of the three.

 

[BigBallsNoWorries]

I choose simba

after looking at that rhino video hell no

 

[Copper]

I'm going with the lion

run mumo!!!

 

[VIBE]

^ lol @ Kat chasing Dro away

 

[dalyricalbandit]

^ lol @ Kat chasing Dro away

 

[PK_TK_187]

i'd fight the lion

its the lightest of all the animals and there's less danger in going for a lions eyes than a hippo or rhino

lions are lean anyway so they dont have much outside protection

a good rib kick would be super effective

 

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[Copper]

This thread shows how dumb some of y'all posters are niggas in here talking bout judo kicking lions and choking out rhinos and shit

 

[The Prodigalson]

i'd fight the lion

its the lightest of all the animals and there's less danger in going for a lions eyes than a hippo or rhino

lions are lean anyway so they dont have much outside protection

a good rib kick would be super effective

You do know this shit is hypothetical and in real life you stand no fucking chance with neither of the three options with a fucking spear. GEt real B.

 

[blakfyahking]

got dayum shit is real in Africa

this is a good thread tho

I like educational shit like this

I'd take a chance with the rhino.............lions and too tactical and predatory, hippos are way too aggressive

hopefully you'd at least be able to distract the rhino

 

[The Lonious Monk]

lol @ this thread being educational.

 

[blakfyahking]

lol @ this thread being educational.

bruh, you ever sat around and compared the killing prowess of a rhino vs. a hippo?

this is the type of shit mofos need so they don't visit Kenya or something and get caught slipping coming out of a hotel haha

 

[dalyricalbandit]

AFTER SEEING THAT RHINO POKE THAT WARTHOG I DEF WANT NO PARTS OF THAT

 

[HustleTree]

i'd fight the lion

its the lightest of all the animals and there's less danger in going for a lions eyes than a hippo or rhino

lions are lean anyway so they dont have much outside protection

a good rib kick would be super effective

Look at this guy thinking he is gonna karate kick a fucking lion in the ribs lmao....dumbass. Your foot will be the first thing he shits out

Right!

 

[gns]

the loin

atleast you can get a few good blows in before you're sent to the Hereafter

did u do this shit on purpose??

that was wild jungle homo slime.

Im not fighting no lions fuck that, ill take my chances with the hippo, even though ive seen one up close and they big as shit.