Most Baffling Boasts in the History of Rap

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ride my on dick = figure of speech
white people might not get that but cracked is top five when it comes to the "list" game online...
 
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im not surprised that Lil Wayne got 2 spots on the list

im surprised he didnt take the #1 spot

they gave it to redman for a line thats really a mishap on them them. i dont he was doin math on this. i jus think he was sayin his shit deserve that many mics

The Lyric:
"My paragraph alone is worth five mics, a twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics"

Why We're Baffled:
We stand corrected, math skills do not get shittier than this. We like Redman, so we tried our damndest to make some sense of this. If one paragraph is worthy of the heralded Source Magazine 5-mic rating, and there are maybe three paragraphs per song, then either each LP is good for 180 mics, or each paragraph is only good for one mic. We have no idea which is correct. What we do know is this... our public education system has clearly failed us.
 
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They forgot Canibus' lyric fro Second Round KO: "Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me/But you ain't got the skills to eat another nigga's ass like me"
 
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thekillingjoke;3707803 said:
They forgot Canibus' lyric fro Second Round KO: "Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me/But you ain't got the skills to eat another nigga's ass like me"

This one and the Dre one had me laughing
 
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When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick

You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick

biggie
 
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iphucq;3708016 said:
When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick

biggie

not baffling at all

big was simply jus rehasing an old richard pryor joke
 
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Forgot the infamous DJ Quik line in Dollas nd Sense tht Tim Dog shit had me dying too tht whole diss track was trash lmao
 
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young law;3707781 said:
im not surprised that Lil Wayne got 2 spots on the list

im surprised he didnt take the #1 spot

they gave it to redman for a line thats really a mishap on them them. i dont he was doin math on this. i jus think he was sayin his shit deserve that many mics

The Lyric:
"My paragraph alone is worth five mics, a twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics"

Why We're Baffled:
We stand corrected, math skills do not get shittier than this. We like Redman, so we tried our damndest to make some sense of this. If one paragraph is worthy of the heralded Source Magazine 5-mic rating, and there are maybe three paragraphs per song, then either each LP is good for 180 mics, or each paragraph is only good for one mic. We have no idea which is correct. What we do know is this... our public education system has clearly failed us.

3 verses x 12 songs

What did i miss???
 
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almighty breeze;3708131 said:
3 verses x 12 songs

What did i miss???

i know right

but when u throw in the 5,u jus confuse lames

kinda like foxy brown's line up doubling up when she did all that math and folks said it didnt add up cause she wasnt being specific
 
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thekillingjoke;3707803 said:
They forgot Canibus' lyric fro Second Round KO: "Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me/But you ain't got the skills to eat another nigga's ass like me"

iphucq;3708016 said:
When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick

biggie

some suspect ass lines imo ..
 
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the dre line is funny but its not that bad....niggas wasnt homophobic back then....everybody was tellin niggas to "suck a dick" or sumn...and it was just a simple diss....make a joke about his gap and throw some cock jokes in there....did ya'll expect dre to be more "witty"?...it wasnt even about all that...thats still in the top 10 diss songs for me
 
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