Until I feel I'm financially and emotionally ready to father a child, as a good friend of mine suggested, I'll be drawing up a contract, and getting it notarized saying that if a woman decides to have a child against all of my protests, I will give up my parental rights to the child and will no longer be held responsible for a decision I had no say in anyway.
This contract will be signed by the other party before, during, or immediately after sexual intercourse so that it can be made painstakingly clear that I do NOT wish to be a father at this point in time. I only hope it never comes to this.
