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Me: Finally done with my paper airplane.fiat_money;2429011 said:I'd be impressed that I could create a paper airplane that could think for itself and that could communicate its thoughts with me.
I certainly wouldn't be disappointed in the paper airplane for doing something that I gave it the ability to do.
Plane: No. I want to be a car.
Me: How dare you talk back to me!
Plane: Didn't you give me the ability to talk?
Me: Yes, but that doesn't give you the right to disagree with me.
Plane: Then why would you give me the freedom to form decisions and opinions?
Me: Because I assumed you'd agree with me.
Plane: Surely you should have had the foresight to know that the way you crafted me would lead to this outcome?
Me: Silence your insolent tongue!
Plane: But you gave me this tongue.
Me: Well I shouldn't have.
Plane: So where do we go from here?
Me: I'll have to subject you to infinite suffering as punishment for your behavior.
Plane: Oh dear.
Me: Yeh, it's going to be so bad, you'll hate it.
Plane: That seems a bit mean-spirited.
Me: No, I do it out of love.
Plane: Oh, well that changes everything. When does this suffering begin?
Me: I'll wait till after you die, to give you some time to change your ways and become the plane I want you to be.
Plane: That may prove a bit difficult. *Drives off*
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