IC Fuckery 101

[Kat]

What I don't understand is you being mega-creepy but then saying that wasn't your intent.

You stalked that bitch around the internet, and reached out to one of her real life friends forcing her to figure out how to even explain your existence. Pretty sure she just described you as some weird internet stalker.

My point is you can't have it both ways. You can take pride in being as creepy as possible and then get offended when people treat you as such. That's like me posting lewd photos and then getting mad when dudes respond in a lewd manner.

 

[Lou Cypher]

How bout some lewd photos?

 

[Kat]

Shut the fuck up Lou, treat me like a lady god damn it.

 

[_Lefty]

What I don't understand is you being mega-creepy but then saying that wasn't your intent.

You stalked that bitch around the internet, and reached out to one of her real life friends forcing her to figure out how to even explain your existence. Pretty sure she just described you as some weird internet stalker.

My point is you can't have it both ways. You can take pride in being as creepy as possible and then get offended when people treat you as such. That's like me posting lewd photos and then getting mad when dudes respond in a lewd manner.

You mad at not being one of the stalkees? or you mad that it don't take a stalker to find the photos one would need to satisfy his imagination?

 

[Kat]

What I don't understand is you being mega-creepy but then saying that wasn't your intent.

You stalked that bitch around the internet, and reached out to one of her real life friends forcing her to figure out how to even explain your existence. Pretty sure she just described you as some weird internet stalker.

My point is you can't have it both ways. You can take pride in being as creepy as possible and then get offended when people treat you as such. That's like me posting lewd photos and then getting mad when dudes respond in a lewd manner.

You mad at not being one of the stalkees? or you mad that it don't take a stalker to find the photos one would need to satisfy his imagination?

I'm not mad at all.

I don't want to fuck you, so save yourself some keystrokes.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

here for the fof notoriety

 

[_Lefty]

What I don't understand is you being mega-creepy but then saying that wasn't your intent.

You stalked that bitch around the internet, and reached out to one of her real life friends forcing her to figure out how to even explain your existence. Pretty sure she just described you as some weird internet stalker.

My point is you can't have it both ways. You can take pride in being as creepy as possible and then get offended when people treat you as such. That's like me posting lewd photos and then getting mad when dudes respond in a lewd manner.

You mad at not being one of the stalkees? or you mad that it don't take a stalker to find the photos one would need to satisfy his imagination?

I'm not mad at all.

I don't want to fuck you, so save yourself some keystrokes.

I would hope not, I bet you fuck like a home ec teacher.

 

[Kat]

If that means fucking awesome, then cosign.

 

[_Lefty]

If that means fucking awesome, then cosign.

It means you have the charisma of an end table.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

@deadeye the goat current poster...dude is hilarious

 

[Dupac]

@deadeye the goat current poster...dude is hilarious

bruh this place is filled with one of a kind's

i swear there's nothing like it anywehre on earth

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

@deadeye the goat current poster...dude is hilarious

bruh this place is filled with one of a kind's

i swear there's nothing like it anywehre on earth

I once tried to explain the swij fiasco to someone in irl but just gave up halfway like nah they wouldnt get it

 

[Dupac]

aye deadeye, outside the IC have you ever had a situation where you creeped a chick out and had no idea why she felt that way?

 

[deadeye]

@deadeye Aye my nigga....Where does walmart play into this? Niggas mentioned a funny story about you and a walmart when we was on tinychat, but we never got into it. Is it from the same incident, or are you a habitual line stepper?

@_Lefty

Here you go:
http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/520784/so-i-took-an-l-and-got-ethered-at-walmart-today/p1

Spoiler

Just a little over 30 minutes ago, I went into walmart and thought I saw AK47.......aka "Manda."

I couldn't tell for sure because she had on sunglasses.

Same shaped face, arms, chest, and wide....thick hips.

I walk up to her and ask her if her name is Amanda.

She said no, I said "sorry to bother you" and finished shopping.

Well, I did follow her up and down the aisles for about 5 minutes after......but nothing overt.

I should've left well enough alone at that point.

However, I go home, drop off my groceries, and decide to go back to Walmart to see if this chick is still there.

Now, even though I had already finished shopping, I thought it would look strange if I just started walking around Walmart without a shopping cart.

So, genius that I am, I decided to get a shopping cart.

I thought it might take a while to look around Walmart to find her, but soon as I walked in....she was right there in the produce section.

Long story short, I ask her if I can talk to her for a few minutes. ( I know...kinda lame)

Before I could even get a few more words out, she says:

"You don't have any groceries in your shopping cart. I mean, you don't have anything at all. What are you...the Walmart lurker or something?

Then she goes on to say "I'm very married and have about ten kids to feed."

She said she was joking about the ten kids, but gave the impression that she had quite a few.

After that, I said "nice meeting you anyway" and walked away laughing and embarrassed by what had just transpired.

That's it.

Roast away.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Shut the fuck up Lou, treat me like a lady god damn it.

How bout now darling?

 

[Lurkristocrat]

lmao at "its raining"

the foreshadowing had me so weak cuz you know it doesnt end well.

reading the original text is bible like

 

[deadeye]

What I don't understand is you being mega-creepy but then saying that wasn't your intent.

You stalked that bitch around the internet, and reached out to one of her real life friends forcing her to figure out how to even explain your existence. Pretty sure she just described you as some weird internet stalker.

My point is you can't have it both ways. You can take pride in being as creepy as possible and then get offended when people treat you as such. That's like me posting lewd photos and then getting mad when dudes respond in a lewd manner.

@Kat

I didn't reach out to her friend.

All I did was respond to something she tweeted on AK's page.

I thought it was funny, she didn't.....and she overreacted as a result.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

chi city and the golden tablets

 

[_Lefty]

However, I go home, drop off my groceries, and decide to go back to Walmart to see if this chick is still there.

@deadeye You certified my nigga.

 

[Dupac]

lou funny as shit