IC Fuckery 101

[AP21]

nigs still talking bout my diabetes huh

niggas is dead outchea b

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

nigs still talking bout my diabetes huh

niggas is dead outchea b

Fixed

 

[Reesey]

Spoiler

Im just catchin up but bruh...

C'mon bruh you know how this place work, all niggaz gotta do is @ me to any thread about Jordan's or niggaz living with their mama and it's an instant 30 lols

Dro will always be black

Esbbee always lying

Chi stuck in the rain forever

Kat has a graveyard of skeletons in the closet

Texas loves trannys

Ms s got the most recognizable chin in 12 States

Jamel is smurf status

Eyerone is the ICs popeye the sailor man

Khalessi married a gardener who hates black people

Ap21 got divorced and developed diabetes

Mark faked cancer for sympathy pussy

Lou fucked a fake black militant

The list goes on and on bruh. Stew fucked beezy and made a thread about it while she was in the plane. Cali been pussy popping online for 12 years. The IC never forgets. Amann wanted to see a video of Cali sucking dick when the nigga said his penis was in the video too much to feel comfortable posting it, and the nigga still wanted to see it.

Plap said he suck a dick for a million dollars. Damobb said he suck one for his kids that he don't even got yet....

Nigga no one will EVER forget you pretended to be nolte. And it's not personal, that's just how we are here. We're the worse kind of people. You all know this. You all say it. And you all keep posting....

Now answer our questions....

What made you choose nolte??

Not why did you catfish, we'll never her a straight answer, I just want to know why him. What went through your mind to look at dude and say

Yes.... Him.... That'll do just fine. I'll be nolte. And it will be awesome!

What the absolute Fuck is wrong with yalls reading comprehension???

I understand the truth is not as funny as the speculation but again.. that nigga is a rapper who paid to go on tours that I put together. He took a lot of pics to get his moneys worth and i used them. Simple.

Cmon buddy.

The fact is, at some point you made the strategic decision that proclaiming to be this nigga

Would help you bag chicks. Dont insult the peoples intelligence or try to rationalize it. Thats not what heroes do bro

I been told him to stop lying but he insist on keeping up this charade

He has no honor

Yeah cuz driving in rain 10 miles and paying 2 tolls to see a chick who told u no, dont come is honorable huh?

She said... "Dont come" nigga

The greater the risk, the greater the reward....

Now tell me what that gotta do with you continuing to lie about something that happened damn near 3 yrs ago........

You was a coward then and you a coward now Lord Catfish

Dispute that

U niggas are so fake, comparing real life to the internet

Everything i did was on a computer screen.. u Physically got in a car to see stranger who ended up closing her blinds on you..

I mean you're supposed to be somebody's father out there risking your life for some internet pussy that wasnt Ever gonna happen

Not to mention The next nigga is out here skeeting on your ex-wife's fake titties that you purchased..

That why you're a miserable midget today

So you pretending to be a fag Bay Area rapper didn't 'IRL'?

You tricking off on Marley (and others) didn't happen 'IRL'?

You ducking Texas when he came to the Bay didn't happen 'IRL'

You ducking the Internet for months and creating multiple accounts after being outted didn't happen 'IRL'?

You continously lying and back tracking didn't happen 'IRL'

Pray tell me sir, in what alternate universe did you write Marley this work of fiction?

My feelings are all over the place.

 

[deadeye]

Does anyone have any questions about last year's incident with @Reesey ?

I see you Reesey.

All jokes aside, I don't think I ever "formally" apologized to you....so I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I'm truly sorry for any disparaging remarks that I ever made against you during the time of that incident.

You're a remarkable, attractive young lady and.....if you were available......I'd be honored to have you as my wife and mother to my kids.

We're in a better place now, but I realize you're always going to be somewhat leery of me due to that most unfortunate incident.

If you're ever in VA.....drinks, dinner, or whatever would be my treat.......family and husband (nh) included.

 

[AP21]

this dude deadeye... lmao...

 

[Chi Snow]

nigs still talking bout my diabetes huh

niggas is dead outchea b

https://www.gofundme.com/TheyGotTheBetes

I did my part........

 

[deadeye]

this dude deadeye... lmao...

No jokes.........I meant every word.

 

[deadeye]

Since we're revisiting past IC events, does anyone have any questions about the time I thought I saw AK47 at Walmart?

Or about how she blocked me on twitter back in 2010?

sure tell the story

Nah, that's ok.

Hard to believe that was 6 years ago though.

 

[Chi Snow]

I wanna take ya whole family (all 12 of them mind you) out to dinner cause I stalked you on the internet?

Makes sense......

 

[Reesey]

Does anyone have any questions about last year's incident with @Reesey ?

I see you Reesey.

All jokes aside, I don't think I ever "formally" apologized to you....so I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I'm truly sorry for any disparaging remarks that I ever made against you during the time of that incident.

You're a remarkable, attractive young lady and.....if you were available......I'd be honored to have you as my wife and mother to my kids.

We're in a better place now, but I realize you're always going to be somewhat leery of me due to that most unfortunate incident.

If you're ever in VA.....drinks, dinner, or whatever would be my treat.......family and husband (nh) included.

ummm. Thanks... i think.

 

[deadeye]

Does anyone have any questions about last year's incident with @Reesey ?

I see you Reesey.

All jokes aside, I don't think I ever "formally" apologized to you....so I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I'm truly sorry for any disparaging remarks that I ever made against you during the time of that incident.

You're a remarkable, attractive young lady and.....if you were available......I'd be honored to have you as my wife and mother to my kids.

We're in a better place now, but I realize you're always going to be somewhat leery of me due to that most unfortunate incident.

If you're ever in VA.....drinks, dinner, or whatever would be my treat.......family and husband (nh) included.

ummm. Thanks... i think.

@Reesey

Ok, maybe that was a little bit too much.

Just wanted to say I was sorry.

 

[Dupac]

I wanna take ya whole family (all 12 of them mind you) out to dinner cause I stalked you on the internet?

Makes sense......

ayo, how did that beef with you and trill start? was it some rivalry shit or what?

i mean more than one nigga try the same chick all the time...is that the jest of yall or beef...or was it deeper than that?

was he on the phone with her when you were at the door?

enlighten us

 

[deadeye]

I wanna take ya whole family (all 12 of them mind you) out to dinner cause I stalked you on the internet?

Makes sense......

 

[i ro ny]

real talk dude I wanted to punch your jaw off you lucky nigga for real. No lies for the internet either this is a man talking to a "man" I wanted to hurt you @Trillfate

I swear Irony ghostwrote this post for Texas. Lol!

when i first seen it, i had to read it over twice to make sure i didnt make the post.

 

[gns]

Props to deadeye that was big of u

@reesey I wanna extend the same invitation to u

If u r ever in my neck of the woods

Youre welcome to come through

Your family and especially husband IS NOT invited though

 

[BangEm_Bart]

Since we're revisiting past IC events, does anyone have any questions about the time I thought I saw AK47 at Walmart?

Or about how she blocked me on twitter back in 2010?

Na I'm good fam

 

[BangEm_Bart]

Why write a letter that long over a fictional gay rapper alias though? No-one does that ever.

I mean at least Chi was at least legit trying to get the draws.

That's just my 2 cents.

 

[_Lefty]

If it get any deeper than that long ass letter and the events surrounding it, I don't want to be a part of this place anymore.

 

[deadeye]

@deadeye did you ever apologize to AK? Btw was there ever a thread on why you stalked her? I don't remember if it was or not.

@Cain

Not really, because I don't think I ever did anything wrong.

The only reason she blocked me on twitter was because of a gif I sent to her friend:

I mean, I did say I was sorry if I offended her or her friend......but she wasn't really trying to hear it.

Even reached out to her a few times on facebook, but that just seemed to creep her out even more.

Basically, I never "stalked" her.

I'm in VA......she's in DC.......so I figured I'd shoot my shot since she wasn't that far away from me.

For whatever reason, my overtures made her uncomfortable.....but that was never my intent.

As far as the origin for my "fascination" with her, she made a comment about her being traumatized by an anal experience she had........I asked her for details......but she never provided any and thought I was creepy for asking her that.

That was the beginning of me using the gif I just posted and asking various IC females when was the last time their buttocks was compromised.

Ironically, if she had just answered the question.......that would've probably been the end of it.

But alas, I digress.

It's better to have had and lost....then to never have had at all.

 

[_Lefty]

@deadeye Aye my nigga....Where does walmart play into this? Niggas mentioned a funny story about you and a walmart when we was on tinychat, but we never got into it. Is it from the same incident, or are you a habitual line stepper?