IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[LurkdogAchilles]

i stole a bunch of stuff from this nigga i use to live with right after i moved out. took a bunch of ties, dress socks cuz i needed it, took a bunch of porn and a hat. was at a party and got tagged in a pic with the hat on. he hit me up like

"you took my hat and my porn, i'ma need that back"

i was like

"what porn??"

he was like

"iight, well lemme get my hat"

i'm like iight. never said nothin bout the other shit, that was a big comeup at that point in life

 

[el_bandido]

you aint shit bruh you gone still a nigga porn stash

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Durin my senior year in high schooI, my economics class was sellin hoodies. I pocketed some of the money of the ones I sold.

No one noticed so ehh.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

oh, i just remembered another back home story. so i had really long hair when i was younger, because i'd never had it cut. it was like all the way down to my butt. so my hair is really fine, but really curly, and that's the perfect recipe for a disaster if you don't comb it/detangle it regularly, which let's be serious, i wanted no part off

i was a real street urchin then, just dirty face and uncombed hair all over the place. my gran hated that shit, but i'd always just run off when ever she even hinted that she wanted to comb or braid my hair. so of course my shit gets matted as fuck, and i think i got lice cuz i remember always itching my head. so my grandmother just said fuck it one day and while i slept, she cut ALL my hair off, all of it. i went from having hair down to my butt to looking like anjelica's doll cynthia from rugrats

from then on, i let my granny do my hair.

this was almost as bad as the time i left the gate open near where we lived and a lion or some other vicious beast came in and killed our horse and my pet chicken

You said this s@@@ like this was the norm. Lol

 

[Trollio]

i exposed sanchez for being conflict's father

 

[Chi Snow]

i stole a bunch of stuff from this nigga i use to live with right after i moved out. took a bunch of ties, dress socks cuz i needed it, took a bunch of porn and a hat. was at a party and got tagged in a pic with the hat on. he hit me up like

"you took my hat and my porn, i'ma need that back"

i was like

"what porn??"

he was like

"iight, well lemme get my hat"

i'm like iight. never said nothin bout the other shit, that was a big comeup at that point in life

I wouldn't feel comfortable stealing someone else's porn collection

This guy wanted me to rip some scenes off my laptop while in Afghan. Had the cds ready and everything

Told him, naw bruh, we can't be spanking it to the same shit.

that shit is very private, u nasty slime

 

[John_Blazini]

Worse I have done was introduce my sons mother to one of my married home girls..after she and I fucked...we had her watch our son so his mom and I could go on a date...

 

[englishdude]

I used to steal porn magazines by slipping them inside newspapers and paying for the newspaper then sell them to the kids around my way, easy money.

 

[Will Munny]

I've never cheated on a test once in my life.

 

[700]

Worse I have done was introduce my sons mother to one of my married home girls..after she and I fucked...we had her watch our son so his mom and I could go on a date...

bruh you left yo child with a bitch you used to fuck to go out with yo ol lady

thats crazy b, i would never do no shit like that

aint no tellin wats on that hoe mind

 

[reapin505]

@AP12

Good question misread that like a muthafucka

 

[el_bandido]

I gotta take a shit

 

[A1000MILES]

There was a period in time where BBW porn was VERY appealing to me...Like, that's all I'd watch...Cause I've never fucked a legit "fat" girl...Thick, sure...But never obese...I usta watch it while eating NY Cheesecake donuts from Krispy Kreme, which I was also a huge fan of at the time...

 

[el_bandido]

i get chills when i listen to amy winehouse

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

Durin my senior year in high schooI, my economics class was sellin hoodies. I pocketed some of the money of the ones I sold.

No one noticed so ehh.

 

[reapin505]

One time when I was little I made the pink power ranger and the yellow power ranger have lesbian sex in my bathroom sink. How that worked out since they were all plastic I don't know but it happen

 

[englishdude]

One time when I was little I made the pink power ranger and the yellow power ranger have lesbian sex in my bathroom sink. How that worked out since they were all plastic I don't know but it happen

I saw in your other post you said you had mental issues... Outta curiosity what disorders do you have?

 

[reapin505]

One time when I was little I made the pink power ranger and the yellow power ranger have lesbian sex in my bathroom sink. How that worked out since they were all plastic I don't know but it happen

I saw in your other post you said you had mental issues... Outta curiosity what disorders do you have?

Have to find out when ever I go to the psychiatrist soon. Back then depression if you consider that a disorder, now I might have some schizo something, bi polar, and a bunch of other shit that I had to cope with my situation back then I guess.

 

[el_bandido]

you ever took a shit so magnificent that you didnt wanna flush it so that others would have to witness its greatness

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I once masturbated to my sisters friend while she was talking to me outside the house. Once again, big shorts