IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Trollio]

nigga farted in the oven

gotdayum thats scusy

 

[Will Munny]

I used to place my penis near the massaging water ports in jacuzzi-style tubs and achieve an orgasm from it.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

once i was drunk and was about to go to a party, but i didn't have any deodorant, so after my shower i went to the market and put the deodorant on in the isle and put the rest back....then i was like fuck it and grabbed some axe body spray and sprayed down with that as well

#nofucksgiven

this is pretty normal, had a friend who used to go to every perfume store he could find and only used the most expensive perfume and sprayed that bitch empty..

Everyday the people who worked there were like goddamnit there's that bum ass nigga again using all of the perfume

 

[Young_Chitlin]

When I Was in 8th grade, final bell had rung and the usual swarm of students appeared. These two kids were running at full speed... and I stuck my leg out. It all happened so fast - the reaction to people getting hurt badly was there, but I was on my way to the bus and no one had suspected me. No one ever did.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Will Munny]

the worst pissing incident of mine was at a house party. didn't know the owners. plugged the sink and pissed in it. plugged the tub and pissed in it. pissed all over their soap and shampoo bottles.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

On Xbox Live I was playing COD and talking shit to this guy that sounded middle eastern for like 4 matches. I called him a terrorist countless times and after I killed him I would say something like "That's for 9/11"...he got really pissed off and sent me messages for like a month threatening me. I found his Twitter based off his gamer tag and used that to find his Facebook. I told his girlfriend that he was cheating on her and sent photoshopped messages of him talking to the "girl he's cheating with." Within 2 days his Twitter/FB and Gamertag had been deleted. I felt extremely patriotic after this.

#GettingItOffMyChest

 

[Billy_Poncho]

The first half of 11th grade I didn't like buying condoms because the woman at the convenience store in my neighborhood looked at me with judgmental eyes when I bought em. I'd tell my girl at the time that they ran out, and I'd go raw. One day she went for herself and saw the bountifulness of condoms there. When she told me about it, I said I didn't look in that aisle...

#gettingitoffmychest

 

[TonyDubbz]

Senior year in highschool I had two mexican freshmans in my weight lifting class that were bestfriends, they use to double team roast my ass every day.. One day towards the end of the year we were in the locker room changing cause the lunch bell had rang, so I took one of their shoes and threw it in the other ones locker.

He looked al over for it and couldn't find it so when his friend opened his locker the shoe fell out, I started screamin and pointin saying "THERE IT GO! THERE IT GO! WHOOP HIS ASS!" Needless to say he got mad and they fought, after the fight I admitted that it was me, now one is a preacher and the other is finishing college, I always ask if they cool again on FB and they always say no.

#Gettingitoffmychest

 

[Will Munny]

On Xbox Live I was playing COD and talking shit to this guy that sounded middle eastern for like 4 matches. I called him a terrorist countless times and after I killed him I would say something like "That's for 9/11"...he got really pissed off and sent me messages for like a month threatening me. I found his Twitter based off his gamer tag and used that to find his Facebook. I told his girlfriend that he was cheating on her and sent photoshopped messages of him talking to the "girl he's cheating with." Within 2 days his Twitter/FB and Gamertag had been deleted. I felt extremely patriotic after this.

#GettingItOffMyChest

haha you always did say some crazy shit on Live. Some people can't handle that shit.

 

[Trollio]

I stayed over a friends house once. His mother went to work so I raided her porn stash, ate food in the fridge, and stole the money out his lil sisters piggy bank.

no one was the wiser

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

when im at other peoples places, i wipe boogers underneath their coffee table if I can't breath through my nose.

I used to place my penis near the massaging water ports in jacuzzi-style tubs and achieve an orgasm from it.

the worst pissing incident of mine was at a house party. didn't know the owners. plugged the sink and pissed in it. plugged the tub and pissed in it. pissed all over their soap and shampoo bottles.

 

[Dupac]

we once talked my homeboy's little brother into running really fast and jumping on his skateboard so he'd go real real fast on it...now that lil nigga is a thug and in jail for murder...i kinda feel responsible

#gettignitoffmychest

 

[freshb651]

my neighbor had 3 big ass dogs in one little ass back yard that used to bark whenever i was studing....i used to frequently climb on my roof and throw these big ass walnuts that grew on our tree at them. then one day i got tired and threw some ground beef with broken glass in it.......

#silenceisgolden

if it wasn't for those dogs you would know how to spell "studying"

 

[Dupac]

i once pissed outside someone's bathroom. they had a pool, and i had to pee so i hopped out to run to the bathroom, but someone was in there, i was tryna hold it but i started peeing ( iwas drunk as fuck) when someone asked if i was peeing, i was like naw, it's jsut water from my trunks, i just hopped out the pool..

#thatwasnasty

 

[TonyDubbz]

In middle school, 7th grade we had a teacher named Mr.Caudill. Whenever we traded classes after lunch our class and the previous class would go in and start flipping all the desk over while the teachers were in the halls rushing students to class. (It was a mandatory thing that they all had to be out there) Mr.Caudill would always come runnin down the hall trying to catch us in the act when he would get there the other class would be runnin out and we'd all be standing up against the wall waiting for him to come in, we got so bad that the principal got tired of him complaining about us.

#Badasskids

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

Some of yall need yall's bladders checked out nh lol

 

[TonyDubbz]

Ahhh fuck it I need to come clean....

- I witnessed my father's wife steal 3Gs from him and pin it on one of my brothers - never told him cuz she was the best thing to ever happen to him & held down the household. She was suppose to use the money to pay for her school at the time - and she didn't even go back SMMFH.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

- sometimes when I'm crazy bored on the IC I edit posters' posts to say gay or out of character shit.... niggas stay blaming it on Makaveli or PR but nah it's been me all along. Some of em led to roasts.

PS but it was posters niggas didn't give a fuck about anyways

#gettingthingsoffmychest

- when I was 13 I got my first job selling newspapers (used to make $40 a month which is a lot of money to a 13 year old), after the first month I started throwing them shits away and pocketing the cash.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

- one time my homeboy left his facebook on & unsupervised so I sent advances to all the bitches he had on there & dissed all the ugly ones. Don't know what the outcome of it was after. But one of the girls he was talking to for ages trying to fuck finally gave him a chance off that shit.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

- one time this douche bag at school said some off hand racist shit to me, so later that night my homey said he knew where he lived & that we'd get retribution. I took a shit in a brown paper bag, we went to his house lit it on fire, rang his doorbell & waited for him to come out. His sister came out & we egged her.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

- One time when I was really young, me & this girl were looking for places to fuck, so we broke into my friend's house and smashed all over the place. Nutted all up in his bed sheets. We went back to school and met up with everyone after. Plan was to go to his house to play N64 SMMFH. We when got there niggas were throwing their bagpacks & hoodies all up on his bed sheets. I couldn't stop looking at my girl SMMFH, I said I was feeling sick & went home.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

#IaintShit

Bruh...lmao you really aint!

 

[Will Munny]

On Xbox Live I was playing COD and talking shit to this guy that sounded middle eastern for like 4 matches. I called him a terrorist countless times and after I killed him I would say something like "That's for 9/11"...he got really pissed off and sent me messages for like a month threatening me. I found his Twitter based off his gamer tag and used that to find his Facebook. I told his girlfriend that he was cheating on her and sent photoshopped messages of him talking to the "girl he's cheating with." Within 2 days his Twitter/FB and Gamertag had been deleted. I felt extremely patriotic after this.

#GettingItOffMyChest

haha you always did say some crazy shit on Live. Some people can't handle that shit.

Yeah I've calmed down some...haven't been on in a while. It was getting out of control.

I'm thinking about firing it back up again.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

lmao @ sion's shit editing posts.. i remember one time DNB1 asked how he could add a poll to a thread, me being a nice guy gave a detailed description how to do that..

PR changed my post to "screw you darkie"

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

lmao @ sion's shit editing posts.. i remember one time DNB1 asked how he could add a poll to a thread, me being a nice guy gave a detailed description how to do that..

PR changed my post to "screw you darkie"

That shit was funny as fuck you gave a GOAT and informative response too...had to change it.

lmao yeah everytime i think back i laugh at that shit, cause it is some shit i would say.. lmao but me actually being a nice guy which is rare, you changed that shit smfh