IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Billy_Poncho]

Sanchez stay blamin shit on his friends, I'm black too I gotta careful around this nigga...

 

[Dupac]

Du really is the worst of the worst kind of people...

as nice and pleasant as i am on here 90% of the people who know me in real life think i'm the biggest asshole ever....nh

i once was chilling at my boys house when he ran to the store his 4 year old daughter came downstairs and said "where's daddy?" i told her "i'm your new daddy...now get me a beer" she cried till he came back

#butigotmybeer

 

[englishdude]

A pikey once smashed a pint glass in my face almost losing sight in my left eye. He's the reason his kid brother is living a life on wheels.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

English people are the worst.

Lol pikey ain't English, Irish Gypsies.

Worst o the worst

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I only told one of my ex (and a couple others) I "loved them", just so I could keep having sex with them. Smh. Damn shame.

#gettinitoffmychestnowrarherthanlater

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Sanchez stay blamin shit on his friends, I'm black too I gotta careful around this nigga...

lmao bruh i was young as fuck, shook as fuck too cause the principal sat on my moms couch the next day showing her the emails and shit.. i was about to get the greatest asswhooping of my life

 

[MsSouthern]

I have @damnkp 's nudes

Selling them to the highest bidder

Ladies ONLY

I accept PayPal

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Dupac]

i used to work in a supermarket part time, and this one old dude would lock up his mop and bucket so no one use it, so i used to pick the lock every time and hide the mop and take apart the bucket...whenever i talked to him i'd act suprised and then try to help him figure out who was doing it.....

#thatshitstillfunnytome

 

[A1000MILES]

The majority of times that I've had casual sex, I ain't een bust...

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

@ap12's thumb was born in the 40's fuck outta here

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I only told one of my ex (and a couple others) I "loved them", just so I could keep having sex with them. Smh. Damn shame.

#gettinitoffmychestnowrarherthanlater

lol @ damn shame.. man up

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

i used to verbally abuse and brainwash the baby son of this chick everytime i spent the night, when she wasnt

around cuz she was a total bitch most of the time, but a good fuck buddy...

id enunciate slowly in plain english...

"your ma-ma's a FUC-KING who-re"

"i just FUCKED your ma-ma"

"she sucks me OFF at night and kiss-es YOU in the morn-ing."

and all kinds of other foul shit... i swear that boy understood me cuz his eyes would get bigger sometimes

 

[Chi Snow]

When I would spend the night at my richer cousins' or friends' houses...I would wait til erbody was asleep...Then just go through the house stealing little shit and vandalizing...Like, I'd flick boogers in they leftovers...Scratch they playstation games...Fart in their oven...That shit was so petty and disgusting...But I would rationalize it like "Fuck it, they got money".

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

after reading yall confessions, i've come to the conclusion yall are some fucked up people for real

fucking hilarious

 

[Billy_Poncho]

At my summer job in HS, I ate this girl's cake she had for her birthday. When she came for her lunch break, she noticed and blamed one of our coworkers she didn't like. They started arguing, and then they fought in the break-room. Both of em got fired on the spot. Couldn't help it, it was red velvet...

#gettingitoffmychest

 

[Will Munny]

when im at other peoples places, i wipe boogers underneath their coffee table if I can't breath through my nose.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I once masturbated to my girlfriends mom while she was in the kitchen. She had a big booty and my shorts were pretty big. It only took a minute or so.

 

[Dupac]

redvelvet>>>>

 

[Will Munny]

i used to put my dick up to the jets in hot tubs and get a nut from it.

 

[Shizlansky]

First time I had sex I literally didn't go longer then 2 minutes.

#Dontjudgeme

 

[Dupac]

once i was drunk and was about to go to a party, but i didn't have any deodorant, so after my shower i went to the market and put the deodorant on in the isle and put the rest back....then i was like fuck it and grabbed some axe body spray and sprayed down with that as well

#nofucksgiven