IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Stew]

You guys are the worst kinda people

#usingDuquotestogetthingsoffmychest

 

[A1000MILES]

When I was bout 12 I strangled my aunt's old chihuahua one day because he pissed in my lap...His eyes popped out and I felt no emotion...Dropped him on the floor and walked away...Was disappointed to come back and see him alive.

 

[Kat]

You used to be a nice young man, now you're an asshole.

I blame the IC.

 

[Will Munny]

When I go out to the bars I intentionally piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom stalls.

 

[DOC H0LL!DAY]

I jerk off once daily even after sex.

I once fantasized about my girls sister while hitting it.

 

[englishdude]

wtf is a racing pigeon lmfao

A pigeon... That races!

 

[playmaker88]

When I was bout 12 I strangled my aunt's old chihuahua one day because he pissed in my lap...His eyes popped out and I felt no emotion...Dropped him on the floor and walked away...Was disappointed to come back and see him alive.

*Dead*

 

[Chi Snow]

I gave a fucking Oscar-worthy blow job to the bf last night.

Probably the best one he's got in three years.

Feels good to get that off my chest.

It wasn't that big of a hurdle to get that off ya chest, Flat Drinks

 

[Dupac]

I once told a chick when I was 15 she was never going to be happy, and no one would ever love her for the person she is because she's ugly on the inside. 13 years later she contacted me just to let me know I was right and she never forgot what I said to her.

#butireallydidntcare

 

[englishdude]

I once robbed a local dealer of 4oz of stinking, his brother was a cop so I knew he wouldn't do shit.

I used to bag up dried leaves and put them into used weed bags and sell them on as 10s to youngsters.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[CracceR]

When I go out to the bars I intentionally piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom stalls.

Okk u gotta stop doin this

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

when i was 14 i stole my brother's weed, smoked with all his friends and he didnt know it.. when he found out he whooped my ass something serious SMH

 

[Rasta.]

I gave a fucking Oscar-worthy blow job to the bf last night.

Probably the best one he's got in three years.

Feels good to get that off my chest.

Ughh! You should be doing it at oscar-worthy level every night lady. His mind will be on you all day everyday. ijs

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

All the anger and frustration I had dealing wit the white chick I was seeing, I dumped on Kat. Mainly b/c they acted similar. So reading an angry Kat post reminded of that ig'nant azzz hefa for some reason.

I sorry Kat. Plz forgive me.

#gettingitoffmychestb/citstherightthingtodo

 

[Billy_Poncho]

When I was 10, we used to hang out at my boys house and play fetch with his pit. His neighbor was a mean old lady who used to cuss us out for no reason. Sometimes when we saw she was about leave, we'd throw a tennis ball by her door so the pit would run over there and fuck with her. A few times it'd jumped on her and knocked her down, shit was historical.

Same dog we got the shit from btw

#gettingitoffmychest

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

since we got legal weed over here, you still need to be 18 to buy it..

So when i just turned 18 i went to every coffeeshop and saw lil 16-17 year olds waiting for an 18 year old to buy them weed..

Everytime they gave me money to buy them weed i never returned.. I dont even give a shit cause that happened to me so many times.

 

[Will Munny]

When I go out to the bars I intentionally piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom stalls.

Okk u gotta stop doin this

I've posted youtube vids of me doing it on the IC. I won't stop. I can't stop.

When I was a drunken teenager I would tip over portapotties all over the city door down so whoever had to pick them out would get piss and shit all over their shoes.

 

[englishdude]

A pikey once smashed a pint glass in my face almost losing sight in my left eye. He's the reason his kid brother is living a life on wheels.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Will Munny]

A pikey once smashed a pint glass in my face almost losing sight in my left eye. He's the reason his kid brother is living a life on wheels.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

English people are the worst.

 

[Dupac]

a kid i was wrestling in highschool started having a asthma attack on the mat once, as soon as i noticed it i put my arm across his mouth and whispered in his ear "either you die on the mat or you let me pin you so you can get your inhaler".....as the ref was holding my hand up the kid rushed back on the mat to fight me.

#gettingthingsoffmychest