IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Dupac]

i've gotten my wife drunk and put boring movies on netflix just so she can fall asleep and i can play battlefield 3 uninterrupted. i've done this on multiple occasions.

#drysnitchingonmyself

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

i masturbated in the bed while my ex was sleeping, used her sock to clean up..

what the fuck

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

My friends and I used to empty out bags of dog-shit in the return slot at the library in 4th grade...

#gettingthingsoffmychest

me and my friends used to smash dog shit on the earpiece of payphone receivers

then hide in the cut and watch ppl use it and spazz the fuck out

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[damobb2deep]

if i had a gun to my dome...ahh fuck it

#gettingthingsoffmychest

ive been in shoot outs and shyt before... so what was that about?

 

[reapin505]

In kindergarten, the girls would always be trying to ride me like I was a horse or a massage me. They would be kissing me and shit and get on top of me. One day my mom who was subbing there that day saw and got mad at the girl and thought they were molesting me and told me what they were doing was bad. Smh from that day till like 3rd grade I didn't let no girl touch me and would run away stressing like a rape victim. Now that I remember that I am mad at my mother for babying me.

#thingsIwishIcouldchokeherfor

#mommyissues

#Iusedtobeaplaya

 

[Billy_Poncho]

When I was in 8th grade, there was this girl I really liked and wanted to impress her. Paid this kid 10 bucks to make me like 30 origami doves, and I wrote "Will you go out with me?" in all the doves. Later that day, I caught her in the hallway and tossed the doves up in the air around her. She laughed at me, and when she opened the dove, she laughed more and said no. She told all my basketball teammates what I did, and they laughed at me through the year. But in 10th grade, she got pregnant and dropped out of school. I was tempted to put an origami dove in her mailbox, but I didn't.

#Gettingitoffmychest

 

[Trollio]

I am actually chicity's alias

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

LMAO @ origami doves you niggas are fucking weirdos

 

[playmaker88]

i've gotten my wife drunk and put boring movies on netflix just so she can fall asleep and i can play battlefield 3 uninterrupted. i've done this on multiple occasions.

#drysnitchingonmyself

Lol *dead* in before she logs on and ethers you with a confession

#youdidittoyourself

@MrsD

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

we also used to put trash and any kind of liquid in public mail boxes ....sodas, slurpees, ice cream

i knew that was evil.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[englishdude]

I once assaulted a grown woman who tried to run my little brother over.

2 months later she died from cancer, everyone around my way gave me the nickname "cancer punch" I embraced it.

#thingsifoundfunnybutamslightlyashamedof

Me and a friend once stayed inside a local bar past closing smoking weed, somehow they didn't find us in there or smell the weed.... Once the bartender locked up an left we emptied the cash bags behind the bar and stole everything from the top shelf. Left out the window got seen by a witness, dumped the keys with no fucks given.

Day after walked into the same pub and got fucked up on the money we stole the previous night and denied everything got a local retard to vouch for us.

#thingsistillfindfunny

 

[Dupac]

yall niggaz had to fuck up a good thing

#worsekindofpeople

 

[MsSouthern]

I confess that I wanna have a threesome with Mars and Kat.

In the mod room you said it was a 3some with me and Kai

#liar

 

[Billy_Poncho]

LMAO @ origami doves you niggas are fucking weirdos

She was half Asian, I thought they liked that shit...

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

i used to have a job doing door to door sales, customer wasnt interested, asked if i could use her bathroom real quick.. Took a massive shit took like 25 minutes before i was done, also stole the air freshner so her whole house smelled like shit.

I was fucked up back in the day

 

[playmaker88]

One time when i used to sub.. i crushed the teachers tape dispenser..banging it on a desk to shut those bad ass kids up.. i didnt know the base was filled with concrete.. so i put it back like nada happened.. you wouldnt.. know until you lifted it up

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Last year this girl was dissing me and my friend on Twitter so I put her on an STD website and had her followers think she had an STD and one guy expose the fact they fucked or something while she was with somebody else.

In reality that is completely photoshopped and I never reported her on the site

#GettingThingsOffMyChest

PR sabotaging blacks

 

[Meta_Conscious]

in junior high, my friends and I used to prank call all our classmates... we would call collect from pay phones... to get blacks to accept say its "Junior"... to get spics to accept just say its "Papi"... worked every time...

 

[playmaker88]

Lol ParallelRhymes aint shit

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I've sabotaged PLENTY of moments where I was about to have 1st time sex wit a chick. I would make up dumb azzz reasons why I cancelled plans. The reason I sabotaged, was b/c I was too nervous sexing them the for the first time. Nigga was nervous as all hell about not being able to perform, and being talked about. When I got more comfortable, we eventually end up sexing tho.

One hefa called me out on my bs and told me to bring my azzz to the hotel room she got.

Smh & lol.

#feelsgoodtogetthingsoffmychest