IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[theBlackbeard]

The first time I jerked it, I had no idea where the "stuff" came from. I thought it came from under the foreskin.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Trollio]

pr is ruthless

good job

 

[playmaker88]

I love going to the buffets for the food.. but also crackin jokes on all the fat people

#theyshouldntevenbetherefuckem

 

[Dupac]

my wife has a deaf cousin. and i'm always saying mean and fucked up things to her while smiling. I think she can read lips but i really don't give a shit, she can't say one clear sentence without sounding like a wounded seal

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Chi Snow]

I am actually chicity's alias

#gettingthingsoffmychest

now wasn't the time to reveal that

U just fucked up a diamond thread and thus I must stop using your account

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

lmao @ wounded seal, you niggas aint shit

 

[CracceR]

put an x-pill in a chicks ass and she aint even know it

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[A1000MILES]

I once thought my cousin's neighbors had broken into his house...They weren't home the night I was over there but I was angry so I took a shit on their porch...The next day he called and told me no one had broken in, he was just trippin and he found the shit he thought was stolen...Iono if the neighbors ever felt a type of way bout the shit on they porch though...

 

[playmaker88]

my wife has a deaf cousin. and i'm always saying mean and fucked up things to her while smiling. I think she can read lips but i really don't give a shit, she can't say one clear sentence without sounding like a wounded seal

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Rasta.]

I fucked a girl once at a burger king restaurant

Once at a classroom in College

At a library in college

At a movie theater (LOTR was playing that day..Dec 17th 2003)

 

[Chi Snow]

You fucked somebody during LOTR?

what type of sicko are u?

 

[englishdude]

One of my neighbour owns racing pigeons, I shot one of them mistaking it for a pest pigeon. He still doesn't know I killed it.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[playmaker88]

You fucked somebody during LOTR?

what type of sicko are u?

Hobbit feelings

 

[Dupac]

I once pissed in the movie theater while watching matrix 2. I had too much to drink and thought i could get away with it cuz of the noise. Only the movie went silent, and it was loud as shit and obvious what I was doing.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[theBlackbeard]

All pigeons are pest you did good, fuck him and his disgusting hobby.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Back in high school, I finally got fed up with one of my teammates who never paid me gas money for all the rides home I used to give him. One day he asked if I had the address to this girl's crib who I used to mess with. I told him I did and that I'd take him there if he needed a ride. I picked him up, but instead I took him to some random neighborhood cross-town and dropped him off at one of the houses. He tried to call me, I didn't answer. Dude came to practice pissed as hell, said he was up there for 3 hours.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Kat]

I gave a fucking Oscar-worthy blow job to the bf last night.

Probably the best one he's got in three years.

Feels good to get that off my chest.

 

[Kat]

Lol ParallelRhymes aint shit

I'm a better person now.

Untrue..you used to be a much better person.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

kat bring your menstruation feelings somewhere else.

 

[Dupac]

Just a few minutes ago I was asked by my boss to submit a resume for yet another promotion he wants to give me. As I was scrambling to figure out how to describe my current duties, i realized the person I just replaced (he was fired i took his job) still has his resume on this computer. copy and paste

#easymoney