IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Dirty Sanchez]

While in Winston-Salem at a females house I was getting dome from her her mom walked in and saw us. She looked at me and put her fingers to her lips and said shhhh. I was scared so I didn't tell her daughter or stop her the mom stood there for about a minute then left. I finished the daughter was like ol shit I think my mom home and I played it off like I was scared and left. She called me the next day and I said we need to stop seeing each other at your house. Her mother never said anything but damn that shit freaked me out.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

IC confessions

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Was dating this girl who really loved me, and I knew it. She got sick and was in the hospital,she called me from her room. Whatever she had, it was a throat virus. So when she spoke she sounded like Michael Clarke Duncan. I told her I would come to visit her in the hospital later that day. Hung up the phone and avoided her like the plague, until she painfully gave up trying to communicate with me again.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

In high school one of my friends really liked this girl and she didn't want to give him the time of day. They lived across the street from each other but he never fucked despite trying for years. I made a rap song called "It's a Lonely Night" about him and this girl. When we graduated he walked across the stage and like 40 people yelled "it's a lonely night" and he was embarrassed as fuck.

#thingsthatarestillfunny

in highschool we had secret santa, one of the baddest girls in the class got me socks, and i got this fat girl some m n m's and snicker bars..the bad chick tried to embarass me infront of the class about my gift i went off on her like "bitch everybody in this class got socks, i don't even need these shits, i might re gift them to my nephew, but i bet you everything in my pocket that chocolate don't make it to the end of the day"

#ivematuredsincethen

 

[playmaker88]

@Mzgrahambitches you gotta go...

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[reapin505]

I once stole like 200 bucks from a homies punk ass dad. When his dad came and started looking for it he right away blamed my homie then proceeded to take him to his room and got his ass beat. I quickly walked the fuck on to where my mom works and paid for lunch

#gettingitoffmychest

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

in 3rd grade our teacher finally came back from a car accident with crutches. i dared this one kid to take the rubber stops off of her crutches....he did it and she was out for a another month

#gettingthingsoffmychest

@DU_DU this is just horrible

 

[sweetheart93]

I didn't learn how to drive until last year. I'm still not that good and I get nervous when my boo isn't in the car with me.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Meta_Conscious]

in 4th grade my teacher asked me if I wanted to see nude pics of her... I was too dumb to understand so I was like "nah"...

#wastedyouth

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I didn't learn how to drive until last year. I'm still not that good and I get nervous when my boo isn't in the car with me.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

thats ok most women cant drive

 

[TonyDubbz]

In college I used to delete random peoples work folders from their computers before class, just to see how they would explain it when the teacher called on them to show their work.

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

i once pissed on my mother. when i was a kid i used to piss out of the bathroom window, and just so happened one day my mother was doing work outside..and felt the water on her head and looked up.....

#gettingthingsoffmychest

ahahahah

 

[playmaker88]

this happened years ago,someone left 35 dollars in an envelope in my mailbox .. little did they know bob. didnt live here

#finderskeeperslosersweepers

 

[Stew]

I confess that I wanna have a threesome with Mars and Kat.

 

[sweetheart93]

Do you guys eat while taking a bath?

ya me neither.

 

[reapin505]

I once tried getting my bestfriend high. She was gone cuz it was her first time, and I was trying to smash or atleast get my dick sucked. So we went to my room and I started "tickling her". i was playing with her bra straps and shit then she started to crawl over me and rub all up on me. Then the bitch flat out laid down and passed out. She was kind enough to hold my hand though smh.

#thingsimgladIonlyremember

#shitthatmightgetmelockedup

#thingsshouldawentfurther

 

[Dupac]

when we were in college we got 500 signatures to have the waterfountain in the quad turned back on, and the very first night it was on we put 50 gallons of bubblebath in it and had a party until campus security shut it down, and had the fountain turned off again.

#idontevenknowwhy

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

i once convinced my ex girl to scam a dude using yahoo messenger & paypal when it 1st got popular..

he was this big fat dude who wanted to talk to her and was willing to trick so i told her

she should charge for her time... she did... he tipped her over $3000 over the course of 2 month just to chat...

turns out he was a hustler too and the credit card he was using was stolen..my ex got emails from a farmer in

fucking Montana URGING her to refund the money...

needless to say she canceled her paypal and broke me off a rack... i was an involuntary pimp

 

[Lou Cypher]

When i was 15, around christmas time, my friends and i would go thru peoples mail boxes in search for christmas cards. We got out of school before anyone got home from work. We only got like 80 bucks out of it, but it was still nice.

#gothighthatchristmas

 

[damobb2deep]

i almost sheded a tear when i saw slaves get whipped in django

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Billy_Poncho]

My friends and I used to empty out bags of dog-shit in the return slot at the library in 4th grade...

#gettingthingsoffmychest