Ever been attacked by an animal?!?!?!

[BeesKneesQ]

I got attacked by a pit bull while rollerblading at the park. I had a feeling he was going to bite me though. I lapped the dog and its owner 3 times before it bit me. The first time, she had the leash tight so he couldnt get me. The second time he was chasing a duck. The third lap this dumb bitch was standing in the middle of the path with the leash between her legs and it was one of those retractable ones....I rounded the corner, the dog was just sitting there like "yeah, ive been waitin for you to come back around"....I went as far to the edge of the path as possible with my skates, then the dog just jumped, its owner loss control of the leash, and he bit me....the owner shouts "Dont worry he doesnt bite!" and i say "but he's biting me right now!" I kick the dog with my skate and she finally manages to pull it off of me..

This is the end result

It even tore my pants...im just glad it didnt get my booty meat

Now I be all shook when I go rollerblading at the park..i be yelling at owners when the dog is near me like " Man, get your dog!" and it be a fucking maltese...smh

 

[fiat_money]

The image of someone getting attacked by a pitbull while of rollerblades is a hilarious one.

 

[Miles HIGH]

I'm tryna see that booty meat though....

 

[atribecalledgabi]

got bit twice by mom's chow when i was a kid. i have a scar on my cheek but it looks like a dimple when i smile. & there's a really small piece of skin that hangs off my ear lobe from when they reattached it.

 

[#1 pick]

Hahaha...The bobcat made you his bitch...Back when I was little and my neighborhood was actually kinda bad, there used to be this pack of homeless dogs that would just terrorize the streets...Niggas called em the "wild dogs", they all had rabies, lol...One time I was walkin home from my cousin house and two of em started barkin at me, so I ran...Which is of course the stupidest thing you can do cause they'll just chase you...Next thing you know it was bout 5 of them bitches behind me, and I made it to the back door of my house and I was poundin on the door cryin...My grandaddy was in the house but couldn't hear me...So these dogs just got me surrounded, barkin and shit...Then I got some nuts and kicked one in the face...Before I could bring my leg back one of them bitches bit the shit out my ankle and another one grabbed my arm...I'm screamin and cryin loud as fuck, and finally my neigbor cross the street hears it...She came outside and bust a shotgun in the air and they ran...I had to get hella rabies shots in my ass...

When I was younger I got bit by one of those dogs that looks like a Bear. I kicked the hell out of it too.

 

[Igot5onit]

If a dog is charging at you with the intent to kill, what would you suggest?

Man vs beast combat?

All you gotta do is run at it, and the dog will back up. If that don't work kick the shit out of it lol.

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

Last person who told me their dog doesn't bite, bit my foot clean off.

True story.

 

[atribecalledgabi]

Last person who told me their dog doesn't bite, bit my foot clean off.

True story.

so u walkin around like kunta kinte?

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

so u walkin around like kunta kinte?

Pretty much........

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

I'm tryna see that booty meat though....

This nigga taking my shit
but I do still co sign.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I'm not really an outside person. If it doesn't somehow involve sports or some sort of outside event with a multitude of good looking women, I'm prolly within reach of my remote control/game controller.

 

[Ishi]

*Animals love me post*



They don't want that beef.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

...............

 

[contemplate]

Not some pussy cat scratch or dog bite to the hand either. im talking you were in fear for your life. The animal had the eyes of rage, and the taste for blood type shit goin.

When i was 4 i used to have long hair. I lived in oregon at the time, and my mom took me to this little mom and pop store, This lady had a bob cat tied up as a damn house pet. This CAT was bigger than me when i was standing up. so i was a little bad ass kid and i walk right up to the cat and start petting it. Lady behind the counter was like "be careful he really likes hair" as soon as she finishes, the cat puts its paws on my head and starts gnawing on my hair. i start screaming but the damn cat wont let me go. starts draggin me by my hair and shit. owner finally got it off me and it was all good. It didnt bite my skin or hurt me at all but it was quite terrifying.

Then once i got chased by a moose down my street to my house. I was just walking home and i wasnt paying attention and i guess i got too close to this moose and its baby cuz it just takes off and starts running towards me. so i took off and it was behind me the whole time. but i made it in my house and it sat in my front yard and started eating my tree.

Then once i got chased by a big ass rotweiler. but the owner caught it in time and called it back so it backed off.

you demand non-pussy stories and 2/3 of yours are nothing happens but you running and 3/3 you don't even get hurt

get the fuck out of your thread