Ever been attacked by an animal?!?!?!

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i got numerous stories i dont even know where to begin....the neighborhood i lived in was notorious for loose dogs and some cats....its nothing scarier than being young and having a pit or roc chase you and breath right down your kneck lol..
 
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a cow and some chickens also when i went down to them islands shit crazy seeing a 1000 lbs animal coming straight at u full speed is scary as fuck..and a chicken tryna attack u is funny just based on the size difference
 
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when we were kids one of the neighbors had like 3 dogs in they yard. .. they wouldnt let you drive by the house without chasing 3 or 4 houses.. . .we use to run by there all the time or on our bikes screaming the whole way. scary but fun .. .

one time i had my pit pull with me and this rat little dog was coming at me . .barking and showing his teeth. . . my dog didnt do shyt. . had to grab a stick and start swinging and yelling . . smh
 
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Igot5onit;3953121 said:
I hope yall niggas wasn't grown when yall let those dogs chase you. If you were smh.

If a dog is charging at you with the intent to kill, what would you suggest?

Man vs beast combat?
 
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I had a goon set his german shepard on me about 10 years ago, i had to rip the dogs eye out to get him off me.
 
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American.Loo;3958815 said:
If a dog is charging at you with the intent to kill, what would you suggest?

Man vs beast combat?

i used to run from dogs

now ill beat the shit out of a dog
 
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One time when I was in kindergarten, we had a field trip to the goddamn llama farm.

Before we split into groups, one of the ladies was talking bout how there's a llama there that really likes the color red,

I look down, I'm soowoopin heavy in this llama farm. Had on red pants, and a red shirt.

Now I'm scared as hell.

We split into groups, and at one point we're just chillin looking at this llama. I'm just observing the ugly beast, then I look around,

and my group had split. So it's just me and the llama.

Llama starts giving me a funny look, and I start walking. The llama follows. That's when I realize this is the red loving llama.

So I start booking it and it does too, it's body facing forward, eyes locked on me (just like when Kevin Hart was running from the Ostrich)

I just kept running faster and faster, I honestly don't remember what happened after, but I'm still alive, so I guess the llama didn't get me.

There's also this dog that lives around the corner from me, the owner keeps him chained up outside sometimes, and he'll bark at anybody and everybody that passes by, run until his leash won't let him go any farther and everything.

A couple years ago, me and my friend are walking by and we see the dog.

We decided to tease him so we were calling him a punk bitch and all

The dog is sitting there with a grin on his face.

He comes at us, and I don't get scared because I know he's about to reach the end of his chain

right where he usually reaches the end, I realize his chain isn't on, and I enter fight or flight mode

I know I'm faster than my friend, so we split up.

We all made it safe tho. Then the owner comes looking for him while we're walking to the store

we told him where we saw the dog headed and he starts running

the thing is he's all out of breath already and he acts like he's running fast, arms moving and everything

but dude was next to us for most of the block
 
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got chased by 2 rottwielers and a doberman.....right before they caught me I hit a fence
 
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r-sanchez;3960268 said:
this nigga types like a fucking idiot, what kinda faggot puts so much effort in his posts? wow

Eh...Really doesn't take that long...And most times, if I'm postin on here, I'm chillin at home, high...Or drunk...Or both...So it looks funny in the midst of all these regular ass posts...What kinda faggot worries about how another nigga types?...Quit whinin like a bitch ass nigga.
 
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Yes. Bees and/or hornets are very grouchy insects. Also of note, ground hogs and iguanas are deceptively fast. That is all.
 
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Igot5onit;3953121 said:
I hope yall niggas wasn't grown when yall let those dogs chase you. If you were smh.

Smh @ this nigga here. Nigga I can see you now getting hit wit a 2 piece combo from a deer on "When Animals Attack" lol! Like a pit really is gonna run up on you and right before he attacks, he stops. Looks at u, and says to himself "Aww man! This nigga here is too grown. I can maul this nigga. Maaaan lemme carry my azzz home. My bad dawg"

Lol
 
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texasboi409;3956406 said:
cats possums and racoons

I dont phuck with opossums had one on my porch months back and that mufucka refused to move..

people get attacked by gators around my way too....but I dont fukc with the marshes, swamps and creeks round here like that

some horse round here can be ill-tempered...iver heard of a few whove bitten people or thrown them off of thier back before
 
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