admit an embarassing fact about yourself

[Young Stef]

@Stopitfive realizing that subconciously im attracted to women wit prominent foreheads is embarrassing to admit to the ic but ya'll cool so its watever tho

 

[LUClEN]

Things are only as embarrassing as you allow them to be

 

[Built 4 cuban linx]

I'm black and I can't dance but I can swim, so it evens out for me

 

[Aristo_V300]

When I was in 7th grade I fell chest first (real talk my feet were higher in the air than my head) down the stairs in school from the fuckin' 5th step. I thought I was gonna get clowned hard as shit but I looked up and nobody was there... so I just went to lunch and never said shit about it. I'm sure whoever watched the cameras was laughin' tho.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

I used to think running away meant run an keep running until your tired. Thats the way they did it on tv.

Well I cal

Myself running away one day. I packed my shit talkin bout I dont have to take this abuse.

I ran out the house an up the block as hard as I could run....a nigga got tired midway thru the second block an I went back home think running away aint for me, cuz u gotta have atrong legs.

 

[illestni99ainne]

When I was 16 and had just got my first car my moms made me take her best friends daughter who was retarded to the movies. This chick I liked but wouldnt show me the time of day I guess saw me there because the next day at school she told everybody

 

[B_A]

im courting a virgin right now, fml...

 

[2stepz_ahead]

im courting a virgin right now, fml...

Good luck

 

[twinzmom]

I have a speech pralim.

 

[MARIO_DRO]

YALL NIGGAZ ARE HILARIOUS!

 

[konceptjones]

When i was around 7-8 years old there was this girl name Kerry Anne who was the finest girl in primary school (kindergarten) and everyone was tryna scoop her. Well anyways i decided i was gonna step to her and spit my best game during lunch, i rolled up at the play ground and saw her talking to this little black nigga. I got mad about it, got a rock and hid behind the wall, then hit him dead in his head. He saw that i did it, then commenced to whipping my ass in front of her. Not only did i get my ass whipped but he took my girl.

Plus to add on, later on that day the principal gave us a ass whipping and told us to go tell our parents what we did.Come to find out the little black nigga was my brother, we ended up becoming best friends since.

You just told your age @ the bolded. Lol! Cuz older IC folks know back in day when we was growing up, teachers WERE allowed to beat a kid's azzz if they acted up. No pedo, no charges pressed, or no complaints from parents.

B/c if you got a beating from your teacher, then prepare yourself for an azzz cuttin from your mama/dad (or both) when you get home. Teachers can't do that nowadays.

I'll never forget the day Sister Anne lined 4 cats up against the blackboard and took a yardstick to each one of 'em for throwin shit in class. Back in those days, it was common for the class fuck-up to catch a yardstick to the ass or ruler across your knuckles if you got caught talking or cheating.

 

[locksmith1]

I cum quickly on the third stroke when I had sex the first time, LoL

 

[stupot0607]

Currently Downloading Sleepless in Seattle (never seen it before but Tom Hanks is a legend).

I used to eat vaseline when i was younger.

when i was younger I thought i killed my grandad by biting his toe which led to a heart attack in hospital. my mother told me this .... i dont know why....

I cant dance for shit... i am white though.

i recently tried to fuck a married woman when i was drunk, feel like a dickhead for that shit now.

 

[Lincoln]

i see people using the word 'pralim' all the time, and had no clue what it meant until just now when somebody said they had a 'speech pralim.'

 

[CracceR]

ive been vegetarian for 6 months because i feel sorry for the animals

had to go back to meat tho because i luvs it

 

[aka_OG]

i've been lurkin since like 2009 and just created an account today

 

[G Mack]

I can easily dunk with two hands and one hand off of two feet...but can barely do 10 push ups

 

[VIBE]

I was in a lip synching contest in high school at a party, song selections were too easy for people (Eminem, Too Short, J-Lo etc) so I choose Spice Girls "Two Become One".

I decided to step it up a notch and even dress the part, so yeah, I got a wig, boa fuzzy thing, elbow high gloves and went out and did it. The party crowd was on my side, laughing and cheering for me. (they didn't do the same for the rest of the participants)

So voting came to, winner got a pretty nice stereo. Voting was based on crowd cheers, I obviously got the loudest but the party girl said she couldn't tell the difference so the top 3 loud cheers had to re-do another song. I bowed out. The party girl hated me, bitch was jealous.

It was embarrassing because I went all out for the stereo for no reason.

Don't regret it though, shit was hella funny. It's on tape somewhere too.

 

[Matt-]

last night i tried to dunk a basketball. and missed terribly.. and the goal was only set on 8ft.

it was like

and the guy who had just picked me to be on his team was like

Spoiler

Spoiler

then i was like

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[2stepz_ahead]

all these bitches wanna to fukk wit pralims