admit an embarassing fact about yourself

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

......aiight.

When an embarrassing scene in a movie/show comes on......sometimes I gotta look away, I guess because I, put myself in the person being embarrassed, shoes.

I hate that shit, and it eats at my realnigganess factor considerably.

Bruh, like the others say, you're not alone in this. Lol! I do the same thing. Especially if i'm watchin an interview that seems so awkward. Smh & lol

 

[Lab Baby]

I can't ride a bike.

I may have a mental illness, but I don't know what... I'm too paranoid to see a shrink that'll just give me some pills and tell me fuck off.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Did this nigga just explain himself?

Under 1k post

nvrmnd, u good bruh

yo go to hell man

i have no clue whatchu talmbout

blacks cant swim.. thanks for proving a point no homo

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Sometimes my right leg start shakin and i can't control it

this nigga harlem shaking nh

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Can't swim

cs

 

[Max.]

I just thought about one now...i got off work like 5am walk into my place n i see one of my jordans floating across the room..a pipe in the bathroom sink busted n i was like fuck..i gota save my shoes n my tv...so im in about 6 inches of water..n i go to my room..n i usually have the outlets up high...but they fell so when i walked in my room..i could feel the electricity a lil bit so i said fuck this n told me neighbor shes a crack head she goes in there wit a broom n hits the cords so it unplugs...i basically almost killed myself over a tv.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I just thought about one now...i got off work like 5am walk into my place n i see one of my jordans floating across the room..a pipe in the bathroom sink busted n i was like fuck..i gota save my shoes n my tv...so im in about 6 inches of water..n i go to my room..n i usually have the outlets up high...but they fell so when i walked in my room..i could feel the electricity a lil bit so i said fuck this n told me neighbor shes a crack head she goes in there wit a broom n hits the cords so it unplugs...i basically almost killed myself over a tv.

Just described CB's living conditions.

 

[BarryHalls]

After smokin that good good wit my friends, they went out to grab some jack in the crack. Im in the house by myself and they caught me watching "A Walk To Remember" on the Lifetime channel while smokin a cig. I was high as hell.

 

[T. Sanford]

I ran away from home but I came back because I was hungry

 

[Gold_Certificate]

LOL @ RLS.

 

Can't swim

Can't dance

used to bang bishes off the party line

Currently bangs bishes off sex groups on Facebook (actually that's a win)

Loves pregnant porn djm

Sometimes if I'm not interested n the chick I'm fuckin will pick up the phone while I'm fuckin her to look at titty pic from another broad to finish the job

Can't swim

Can't dance

used to bang bishes off the party line

Currently bangs bishes off sex groups on Facebook (actually that's a win)

Loves pregnant porn djm

Sometimes if I'm not interested n the chick I'm fuckin will pick up the phone while I'm fuckin her to look at titty pic from another broad to finish the job

LMAO........I've done that before SMH

What in the sweet heavens?

How insulting, I imagine.

 

[Sir Lurkalot]

I once had a crush on a chick with a lite mustache

 

[Purr]

I once had a crush on a chick with a lite mustache

That sir. Was a man.

 

[BlackAX410]

I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"

 

[Matt-]

i love @lechic

 

[Matt-]

I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"

haha bet you one of the grown people i seen at the hotel wearing life jackets in the baby pool

 

[BlackAX410]

I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"

haha bet you one of the grown people i seen at the hotel wearing life jackets in the baby pool

dat incident happened when i was 14 lol i've been in nuthin but kiddie pools since then nd im 20

 

[Matt-]

I cant swim at all nd almost drowned in da wave pool at 6 flags while 5 year olds swam past laughin at me askin "wats wrong wit dat guy"

haha bet you one of the grown people i seen at the hotel wearing life jackets in the baby pool

dat incident happened when i was 14 lol i've been in nuthin but kiddie pools since then nd im 20

damn bro. throw some floaties on or somethin. can't be swimmin around in piss water. well where you at? baltimore. guess its all just bath water anyway

 

[Disciplined InSight]

On the day of my wedding I threw up before the start of it and almost fucked up my tux, in front of the pastor and my brother who was my best man...not from being nervous but from the heavy drinking at my bachelor party.

 

[LUClEN]

I currently have a weird rash on my inner thigh from taking L-Carnitine supplements and it gets itchy during the day a lot. Lately I have had to try really hard to refrain from scratching my groin area in public because of it.